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I just got jumped...
    #23356345 - 06/17/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

some of this may seem a little overexagerated to make me seem innocent but I promise all of this happened tonight exactly as described.

A friend got his wallet stolen and lost all of his rent money. I offered to let him borrow $550...idk what I was thinking but he has kids and I felt bad.

Anyways $200 was due today so I kept trying to hit him up and e kept making bullshit excuses and said it'd be later tonight. Later tonight came and he wouldn't answer his phone. So I walked over there with no violent intent, I just wanted to see what was up. Well he started bullshitting hard and made up the dumbest excuse, like it was so obviously a fucking lie. And he knew I really needed it tonight and just kept laughing in front of my face literally while he told me this bullshit lie.

So I said "whatever man you can just keep it" and I started to walk away. I wasn't aggressive about it or anything I just didn't want to deal with it so I was like whatever. Then half the group circled me, there were 7 of them. One of them hit me on the head with a beer bottle so I swimg at him twice (and failed) and they pushed me down on the road and started beating the shit out of me. Then when I got up they'd do it again. Then when I was walking home one held me and another ran up and punched me upside the head and then I finally left after one of them said "that's enough."

I never post pictures of myself on here but here you go. A slightly cropped photo (hiding most of my hair and just showing my face. As you can see, my face was the main target.

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OfflineLucisM
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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23356352 - 06/17/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Damn, that sucks, well at least you didn't get stabbed or shot.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23356364 - 06/17/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

ouch, good luck with your healing :/


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 7
    #23356368 - 06/17/16 11:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

damn dude find a new circle of "friends".


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: brightskies] * 1
    #23356373 - 06/17/16 11:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I been there man; it's an experience you won't forget. Like Fennario says, best just to be glad you're still walking. I was lucky I didn't get brain damage the way I hear some dude was kicking the fuck out of my head as I lay unconscious on the ground...

Fuckin' cowards the lot of 'em. The world I grew up in was one where there was still enough honour to let two men go at it and let the better man win, or not to jump a man with odds as unfair as those you faced.

I fear that world is gone for good.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23356380 - 06/18/16 12:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I got jumped by a fucking scene crew 3 years ago, goddamn hardcore kids.  They tried to actually kill me though.

I was walking around a bar wasted as fuck with a bathrobe on, and big star shaped sun glasses, and a bottle of lube.  I kept walking up to their girlfriends and handing them the lube while holding a white russian, asking if they wanted to go home with a real man.

Well that real man ended up falling asleep on the back patio because he didn't know how much was too much etizolam, and 20mgs is too much, and pissed himself.

I tried going to the bar covered in piss and demanded another white russian, I had been drinking at this bar since I was 21.  She cut me off and told me to leave.

They let me go just fine, and my dumbass came back another night.  I didn't know how bad I was the last time.  I was jamming on the back patio with some acoustic instruments and shit started getting pretty chaotic, skin heads kept screaming in my face, and talking mad shit.  So I left for a bit, got food, and came back.  And when I tried to walk back in I was in an alley coming up the back.

5 dudes came up to me and surrounded me, pushing me around back and forth.  I didn't have my blade on me, so I tried to knock the biggest one out, I clocked him in the jaw and that's the last thing I remember.  I woke up in the back of my van with a busted up face, broken hand, arm broke in three spots, three broken ribs right where my heart was, probably some other shit wrong too.  I was so fucked up.

There were some punks chilling around my van taking care of me I guess.  I woke up and these skateboarders were like "Fuck dude you're alive thank god, we had been pretending to chill with you for hours so the cops wouldn't arrest you"....the scene guys robbed me of my cash, and left my weed on my lap so the cops would nab me.  The skateboarders stuffed the weed in my pocket, and apparently played "Weekend at bernies" with me.....fuckin hella cool kids.  I smoked a blunt with them in the fetal position in the back of my van coughing up blood.  It was fucking ridiculous.


I really wasn't trying to fight anyone, nor was I intending on disrespecting women that night, I was clearly joking around being a dumbass, but the etiz got me to the point I was a bit more annoying than I thought, and pissing yourself at the bar is far from stylish.  I have never taken that junk since.  I have seen so much horror from that drug.  It's like the fentanyl of benzos IMO


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23356391 - 06/18/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Wow, they fucked you up real good. Idk if you're making the smarter decision by not finding a way to get back at them or if you're just too passive. I would've probably literally killed them all if they did that to me. Then again I tend to not make good decisions when people fuck with me like that, but guys like that deserve whatever they get. God damn man. Sorry that happened.



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Invisiblevandago
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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23356409 - 06/18/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It sounds like the fuck didn't even lose his wallet, played you hard, and then just figured fuck it.

Dude do a lot of dope or speed?  Sounds like a shit can crew man.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23356424 - 06/18/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Not retaliating in a situation like this is definitely the smarter decision. Unless you kill them, then it's just gonna bounce back 'n forth for fuck knows how long. Who needs that shit? And the alternative, having 7 murders on your hands, sounds even worse.

Like I said, bunch of fucking cowards for acting like that. I'll take my honour any day of the week.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23356438 - 06/18/16 12:31 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

wtf fuck man. thats fucked up.

But why put a :thumbup: symbol for the thread? thats just weird.

anyway, back to the story, thats fucked up. U got some punk ass "friends" who dont give two shits about you.

Time to make your own crew and squash those fools.

Or avoid them and not get fucked up again.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23356441 - 06/18/16 12:32 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Not retaliating in a situation like this is definitely the smarter decision. Unless you kill them, then it's just gonna bounce back 'n forth for fuck knows how long. Who needs that shit? And the alternative, having 7 murders on your hands, sounds even worse.

Like I said, bunch of fucking cowards for acting like that. I'll take my honour any day of the week.




you're exactly correct.  the smart thing for him to do is to cut his 'losses' and find better 'friends' not retaliate.  retaliation would be the most retarded thing he could possibly do at this point.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #23356488 - 06/18/16 01:08 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Best way to get back at anyone like this is to move on for a few years at the least. If you did anything now, you would likely be the main suspect because you just had a recent altercation. Give it a few years and lob a fucking hand grenade through their window. Shitty dude sorry that happened. Anytime I ever let a buddy borrow money I never plan on seeing it back, :shrug:


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #23356492 - 06/18/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That story sounds weird. You sure you didn't owe them money? lol anyways it sucks. I always repeat the line from goodfells.

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"He knew what went on at that cab stand and every once and a while I'd have to take a beating. But by then, I didn't care. The way I saw it, everybody takes a beating sometime."




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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #23356493 - 06/18/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Get that shit x-rayed at an immediate care(no emergency rm) asap. Similar shit happened to me years back after picking a fight with 3 guys outside a bar. Got a fractured orbital that I can still see today.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Astral Pain]
    #23356539 - 06/18/16 01:36 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

that sucks man. yeah i hope you get some more quality friends dude. what a loser that guy is to have children and be ok with bailing out on a debt. by that personality characteristic alone i fear his children have a rough road ahead of them :frown:


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23356550 - 06/18/16 01:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Astral Pain said:
Get that shit x-rayed at an immediate care(no emergency rm) asap. Similar shit happened to me years back after picking a fight with 3 guys outside a bar. Got a fractured orbital that I can still see today.





I was gonna recommend this as well.

You don't wanna have anything wrong with your head or neck internally that needs rehab to heal.

Get that shit looked at OP.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: vandago]
    #23356561 - 06/18/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It also fucks up your symmetry. I broke the top ridge on the right eye right close to the temple when I was younger and biffed at the pool. Its such an obvious difference when you notice it. Get that shit looked at ASAP before it sets.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: Kush_Zombie] * 1
    #23356643 - 06/18/16 02:46 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

vibes kush, follow the advice of getting that xrayed, looks really bad on your left side.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23356654 - 06/18/16 02:51 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Daaaaamn they bust OP's face up. If I had other friends or family I'd head back with weapons.

Fuck that shit.


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Re: I just got jumped... [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23356656 - 06/18/16 02:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That's fucked up for sure, sorry

Hey you may have a concussion so you might not want to sleep for a while brother. I didn't read the whole thread just skimmed.

Are you going the hospital? It's looks pretty severe so just worried about you, don't want anything more to happen to you.

Stay strong brother


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