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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 3
    #23352828 - 06/16/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

it wouldnt have to be hard

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23352837 - 06/16/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

It's not really a blowjob if your dick isn't hard. I can't imagine the soft dick would be getting the perverts all riled up enough to be paying cash.

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23352871 - 06/16/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Why would anyone pay to suck a dick? Go to gay bay there are 100 dicks you could suck for free there. Story sounds made up.

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #23352878 - 06/16/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

5 grand is my tenative bottom line. Anything lower and Id start to feel like a skank.

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23352900 - 06/16/16 10:47 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

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my3rdeye said:
Why would anyone pay to suck a dick? Go to gay bay there are 100 dicks you could suck for free there. Story sounds made up.




people can be really specific about what they want.

I certainly don't fuck any old woman I have a chance with when I'm horny.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23352904 - 06/16/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Id do it for a tugjob :wink:


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23352913 - 06/16/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

No


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Niffla]
    #23353168 - 06/17/16 12:18 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

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Where and what were you doing that had you in a situation where a dude and you were negotiating over him giving you a blowjob :lol:



This is my first thought


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23353393 - 06/17/16 02:00 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah i want to know how this situation occurred with you and said gay guy.

Even if i was flat broke (my current status in life) i wouldnt even consider letting a dude suck my dick for a measily $200. Fuck, even if it was for $1000 id have to think about it pretty hard.

What kind of person PAYS to do work anyways?

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: g00ru] * 2
    #23353420 - 06/17/16 02:12 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

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g00ru said:
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Mad_Larkin said:
why not




it's this weird life goal of mine to keep a heterosexual orientation, call me crazy





if you had to make it a "life goal" to not have a homosexual interaction then i'd say there's something going on subconsciously.  you're attracted to what you're attracted to, or curious about what you're curious about.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: demiu5]
    #23353466 - 06/17/16 02:46 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

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demiu5 said:
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g00ru said:
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Mad_Larkin said:
why not




it's this weird life goal of mine to keep a heterosexual orientation, call me crazy





if you had to make it a "life goal" to not have a homosexual interaction then i'd say there's something going on subconsciously.  you're attracted to what you're attracted to, or curious about what you're curious about.



Serious that actually does sound a little distorted" keep a heterosexual orientation " . It's not like you do something gay and you catch it forever or something.  If you want to just not do gay stuff that's fine but that's an odd way to word it


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23353483 - 06/17/16 02:59 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Give me enough benzos and I won't even know it happened.

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23353500 - 06/17/16 03:11 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

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Give me enough benzos and I won't even know it happened.




Was just about to post this.

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #23353741 - 06/17/16 06:24 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

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my3rdeye said:
Why would anyone pay to suck a dick? Go to gay bay there are 100 dicks you could suck for free there. Story sounds made up.




It does kind of sound made up to be honest.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23353747 - 06/17/16 06:26 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Not for 20,000 not for 20,000,000

Couldn't do it
I also have nothing against gay dudes, we can be buds but nothing else

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23353807 - 06/17/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
if i knew for a fact that they didn't have oral STD's then i'd do that all the time and rack up the dough. but if they're going around paying tonblow people  they prolly got like mad ghonorreah in their throat n shit



You can get ghonorreah in your throat?


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Niffla said:
Where and what were you doing that had you in a situation where a dude and you were negotiating over him giving you a blowjob :lol:



This is my first thought



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Give me enough benzos and I won't even know it happened.



:lolsy:


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Citizen X]
    #23353811 - 06/17/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

yeah you can get a bunch of STD's in your throat namely ghonorfeah, clamydia, and syphillis


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23353815 - 06/17/16 07:06 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know if I believe that?


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Citizen X] * 2
    #23353822 - 06/17/16 07:09 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

It would be pretty straightforward to look it up for yourself.

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: psi] * 3
    #23353827 - 06/17/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

or sheelke could give you a hand  :puppydogeyes:

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