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Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200?
    #23352578 - 06/16/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Gay guy offered me money to let him suck my dick. started at 50 and went up to 200 as I kept saying no. I'm straight af, truly grossed out sexually by males. I couldn't do it.

Would you do it? Is it as bad as I imagine it to be? I told him that it would be impossible for me to get hard. He was like "that doesn't matter".
Would you let him do it for money?
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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23352579 - 06/16/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Nope, not or $200. I don't know what dollar amount would do it, but I only want a womans lips around my cock


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop] * 3
    #23352581 - 06/16/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Where and what were you doing that had you in a situation where a dude and you were negotiating over him giving you a blowjob :lol:


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #23352584 - 06/16/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It would depend on what drugs I was on and how broke I was.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23352592 - 06/16/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

$200 isn't that money. You will always remember that shit. It will haunt you, brah.

$1000 on the other hand...


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #23352594 - 06/16/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

nope, only fishing for the ladies. Id take the situation as a compliment and leave it at


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: vandago]
    #23352596 - 06/16/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

$200? No, not enough.

Add some zeros and I'd think on it, but I'd blow (no pun) that in a day, yet have that memory following me around for the rest of my life.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23352599 - 06/16/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If I was like rolling balls, or tweeked outta my mind, I could probably watch porn and let it go down. 

But I would so fucking regret it in the morning when I was all cracked out sobering up like goddammit.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #23352603 - 06/16/16 09:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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$200 isn't that money. You will always remember that shit. It will haunt you, brah.

$1000 on the other hand...



Beat me to my basic thoughts on the matter.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: SushiKing]
    #23352609 - 06/16/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Some how, gay guys often want me and it makes me sad because girls never hit on me the way gays do. Sorry to all the gay folks! :sad:


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: vandago]
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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: blackhawk]
    #23352618 - 06/16/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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nope xD


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23352777 - 06/16/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

if i knew for a fact that they didn't have oral STD's then i'd do that all the time and rack up the dough. but if they're going around paying tonblow people  they prolly got like mad ghonorreah in their throat n shit


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: g00ru] * 2
    #23352784 - 06/16/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Add a few zeros and make it bailey jay then maybe ....




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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: g00ru] * 2
    #23352788 - 06/16/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

sure why not


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23352797 - 06/16/16 10:19 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'd let a girl or guy do it for that much, that's only if they seemed healthy and not some bottom feeder


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #23352806 - 06/16/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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why not




it's this weird life goal of mine to keep a heterosexual orientation, call me crazy


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: g00ru] * 5
    #23352815 - 06/16/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

seems a bit arbitrary, but whatever floats yer boat


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: SunnyD]
    #23352817 - 06/16/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

No. But I might let them suck it for free.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23352821 - 06/16/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I don't think there's any amount of money that would get my dick hard enough for a man to suck on.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 3
    #23352828 - 06/16/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

it wouldnt have to be hard


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23352837 - 06/16/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It's not really a blowjob if your dick isn't hard. I can't imagine the soft dick would be getting the perverts all riled up enough to be paying cash.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23352871 - 06/16/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Why would anyone pay to suck a dick? Go to gay bay there are 100 dicks you could suck for free there. Story sounds made up.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #23352878 - 06/16/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

5 grand is my tenative bottom line. Anything lower and Id start to feel like a skank.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23352900 - 06/16/16 10:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Why would anyone pay to suck a dick? Go to gay bay there are 100 dicks you could suck for free there. Story sounds made up.




people can be really specific about what they want.

I certainly don't fuck any old woman I have a chance with when I'm horny.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23352904 - 06/16/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Id do it for a tugjob :wink:


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23352913 - 06/16/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

No


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Niffla]
    #23353168 - 06/17/16 12:18 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Where and what were you doing that had you in a situation where a dude and you were negotiating over him giving you a blowjob :lol:



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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23353393 - 06/17/16 02:00 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah i want to know how this situation occurred with you and said gay guy.

Even if i was flat broke (my current status in life) i wouldnt even consider letting a dude suck my dick for a measily $200. Fuck, even if it was for $1000 id have to think about it pretty hard.

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: g00ru] * 2
    #23353420 - 06/17/16 02:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
why not




it's this weird life goal of mine to keep a heterosexual orientation, call me crazy





if you had to make it a "life goal" to not have a homosexual interaction then i'd say there's something going on subconsciously.  you're attracted to what you're attracted to, or curious about what you're curious about.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: demiu5]
    #23353466 - 06/17/16 02:46 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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demiu5 said:
Quote:

g00ru said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
why not




it's this weird life goal of mine to keep a heterosexual orientation, call me crazy





if you had to make it a "life goal" to not have a homosexual interaction then i'd say there's something going on subconsciously.  you're attracted to what you're attracted to, or curious about what you're curious about.



Serious that actually does sound a little distorted" keep a heterosexual orientation " . It's not like you do something gay and you catch it forever or something.  If you want to just not do gay stuff that's fine but that's an odd way to word it


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23353483 - 06/17/16 02:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Give me enough benzos and I won't even know it happened.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23353500 - 06/17/16 03:11 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Give me enough benzos and I won't even know it happened.




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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: my3rdeye] * 1
    #23353741 - 06/17/16 06:24 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Why would anyone pay to suck a dick? Go to gay bay there are 100 dicks you could suck for free there. Story sounds made up.




It does kind of sound made up to be honest.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23353747 - 06/17/16 06:26 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Not for 20,000 not for 20,000,000

Couldn't do it
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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23353807 - 06/17/16 07:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
if i knew for a fact that they didn't have oral STD's then i'd do that all the time and rack up the dough. but if they're going around paying tonblow people  they prolly got like mad ghonorreah in their throat n shit



You can get ghonorreah in your throat?


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Niffla said:
Where and what were you doing that had you in a situation where a dude and you were negotiating over him giving you a blowjob :lol:



This is my first thought



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Give me enough benzos and I won't even know it happened.



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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Citizen X]
    #23353811 - 06/17/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

yeah you can get a bunch of STD's in your throat namely ghonorfeah, clamydia, and syphillis


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23353815 - 06/17/16 07:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I don't know if I believe that?


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Citizen X] * 2
    #23353822 - 06/17/16 07:09 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It would be pretty straightforward to look it up for yourself.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: psi] * 3
    #23353827 - 06/17/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: psi]
    #23353831 - 06/17/16 07:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: my3rdeye]
    #23354296 - 06/17/16 10:28 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Why would anyone pay to suck a dick? Go to gay bay there are 100 dicks you could suck for free there. Story sounds made up.




And yet in reality there's an entire category of gays who prey almost exclusively on straight people.
Back in my more promiscuous days.. I'd make ads in the m4w section of CL.. and at LEAST 90% of the responses would be gay dudes wanting to suck a straight guys cock. Most of the time they would offer money.
Those were the most common responses, by far.
There's an entire subculture of the gay community that will pay to suck a straight guys cock. I've been offered the same thing many times.
They are REALLY pushy and insistent too. You tell them you are straight.. they say they suck better than any girl. You say no.. they offer more money. Cmon bro you just have to kick back and close your eyes and get the best BJ of your life.
I don't know what the hell. Doesn't make any sense to me. Just go to the gay bar and suck 1000 gay dicks for free.
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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Shroomism]
    #23354324 - 06/17/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

that's almost as bad as the ones who want to catch aids


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23354328 - 06/17/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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that's almost as bad as the ones who want to catch aids



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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: trekie]
    #23354335 - 06/17/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop] * 3
    #23354388 - 06/17/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Shoot, I've paid more than that


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #23354411 - 06/17/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

200$ is 200$
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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: berrymybody]
    #23354489 - 06/17/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

There was a gay guy that offered me $80 to let him give me a back massage. I said no because I was afraid he'd try to make it into more than that. I'm not a whore. :shrug:


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23354493 - 06/17/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

if i found him attractive, sure.  i dont know if i'd be able to stay hard or cum for a guy though.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: mayfield]
    #23354638 - 06/17/16 12:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

There is no scenero in which i would let a guy suck my dick.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23354665 - 06/17/16 12:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

can i put a wig on him?


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Adolin]
    #23354700 - 06/17/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

24%,of the shroomery are cheap whores. I'm acutely surprised it's that low.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: trekie]
    #23354762 - 06/17/16 12:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Is this a gloryhole type scenario were I can pretend it's a woman?


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: Othyem] * 1
    #23354861 - 06/17/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

200 bucks for free AND a blow job? sign me up. they would have to have no std's


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: 404]
    #23355009 - 06/17/16 02:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

.... yet


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: trekie]
    #23355031 - 06/17/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

What? make some sense dude


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: 404] * 1
    #23355036 - 06/17/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The joke obviously is that they would get STDs from you.


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: psi]
    #23355043 - 06/17/16 02:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

how would they get std's if i have none to give?


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    #23355047 - 06/17/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:kummeli:


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: psi] * 2
    #23355054 - 06/17/16 03:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: trekie]
    #23356808 - 06/18/16 05:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
24%,of the shroomery are cheap whores. I'm acutely surprised it's that low.




i don't think that figure has been adjusted for inflation, it's probably closer to 50%


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: goop]
    #23357146 - 06/18/16 08:03 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

A hole is a hole you bunch of prudes


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: 28064212]
    #23357169 - 06/18/16 08:15 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

28064212 said:
A hole is a hole you bunch of prudes





and $20 is $20... it's better when it's $200


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Re: Would you let a dude suck your dick for $200? [Re: 28064212]
    #23357176 - 06/18/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Of course you'd say that.


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