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God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control
    #23351373 - 06/16/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

God damn fucking hippie chicks never want to use fucking condoms, but none of them are on birth control either.  It makes no god damn sense to me.  Like yeah they can put a bunch of ketamine and cocaine up their nose, but god forbid they take a pill that makes them not have babies.  WTF is up with that? 
"we don't need a condom baby"
"are you on birth control?"
"no"
:"then hell fucking yeah we need a condom, what are you crazy?"

When does male birth control come out, anyway?  I heard it was supposed to be 2016.  Sign me up for that shit.  I do not want to worry about having kids.  One of me is bad enough for this planet..


:rail:

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some nose drugs would be nice for tonight mmm yeah..


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 6
    #23351378 - 06/16/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: propensity]
    #23351379 - 06/16/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #23351398 - 06/16/16 03:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Vasalgel, fully reversible, 2018, if you're willing to take a poke to the balls.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 11
    #23351403 - 06/16/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Don't you know birth control is unnatural, but Ketamine is a gift from the Divine Trinity of Interspiritual Coalescence?

Where have you been?




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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: gourmetsky]
    #23351406 - 06/16/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'm back what did I miss?


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: gourmetsky]
    #23351410 - 06/16/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Vasalgel, fully reversible, 2018, if you're willing to take a poke to the balls.



I'm willing.  I don't want babies.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 2
    #23351442 - 06/16/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just get a vasectomy then, doofus.

Don't you have aids anyway? You should be using condoms regardless.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: propensity] * 3
    #23351448 - 06/16/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: propensity]
    #23351451 - 06/16/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

lol at least they actually told you that they weren't on bc instead of lying.

also no condoms during coitus with hippies leads to herpes.(i know the herp can actually be spread even while condoms are used...it just sounded snappier than other std)


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #23351480 - 06/16/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

women birth control is fucked, literally an emotional roller coaster, makes them go bald, and is pretty terrible for the body


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: thelanzii]
    #23351499 - 06/16/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Get a vasectomy and make a sperm donation if you really are concerned :lol:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: musiclover420]
    #23351516 - 06/16/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Just get a vasectomy then, doofus.

Don't you have aids anyway? You should be using condoms regardless.



I don't have aids.  If I post a picture of my most recent test, will y'all stop giving me shit for that??
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lol at least they actually told you that they weren't on bc instead of lying.

also no condoms during coitus with hippies leads to herpes.(i know the herp can actually be spread even while condoms are used...it just sounded snappier than other std)



I'm not worried about herpes, everyone has herpes and it's not even that bad of an std.  incurable, yeah, but doesn't affect your life very much. 

You're right, at least they tell me, they all fucking tell me.  They're like just fuck me raw I'm clean, but not on BC lolol yeah right mothafucka.  Get the fuck outta here with that BS.  I doubt most of them are even clean tbh most people don't get tested reguarly.
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Get a vasectomy and make a sperm donation if you really are concerned :lol:



I've seriously thought about it.  I heard my swimmers are strongest at this age, anyway.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: thelanzii]
    #23351517 - 06/16/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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women birth control is fucked, literally an emotional roller coaster, makes them go bald, and is pretty terrible for the body






some of them can be disastrous but when you find the right one, it's really a non problem - actually makes life a lot easier for some women, emotionally and physically.

also I've got enough hair to supply an army of bald men with wigs, the only time I ever noticed any hair loss was due to a thyroid issue - really depends on the individual and their body.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23351520 - 06/16/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
women birth control is fucked, literally an emotional roller coaster, makes them go bald, and is pretty terrible for the body






some of them can be disastrous but when you find the right one, it's really a non problem - actually makes life a lot easier for some women, emotionally and physically.

also I've got enough hair to supply an army of bald men with wigs, the only time I ever noticed any hair loss was due to a thyroid issue - really depends on the individual and their body.



My current girl has a very weird cycle, like every 17 days weird.  Would bc help with that?  I  know i've heard some women use it to regulate their periods.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 3
    #23351528 - 06/16/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm not worried about herpes, everyone has herpes and it's not even that bad of an std.  incurable, yeah, but doesn't affect your life very much. 






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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Hanz]
    #23351531 - 06/16/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, about one out of six people in the United States aged 14 to 49 have genital herpes caused by the HSV-2 infection (the herpes simplex virus often responsible for genital herpes)





not a big deal mate.  I'm pretty sure I don't have it, as I have never had an outbreak, but I could be a carrier still.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23351532 - 06/16/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)



apparently you can raw dog with the lady comp even though sperm can stay fertile for like 2 weeks in the vag


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23351537 - 06/16/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

she might have to do some bc shopping to find the right one for her, but yes, it will help.


The first bc I ever tried actually gave me that problem - my body runs like clockwork normally, and unless I REALLY want to not have a period on a specific week for a specific reason like vacation or I really need that week for sex for some reason, then I don't skip mine and just take the sugar pills. Some women haven't had a period in months or years and even though they suck, it's the main way I can tell that my body is working because it's the only thing on time every time in my life - it's also like a friendly monthly check in with my uterus 'hey just fyi you're not knocked up see ya in 28 days'.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23351542 - 06/16/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I feel like they suck, but are a god send.  like FUCK YEAH I'm NOT PREGNANT :hamsterdance:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23351607 - 06/16/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah that shit blows my mind. Any random ass chick that says no condom can find herself another dick to play with. It's not just about babies; STDs yo


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23351617 - 06/16/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'm honestly mostly worried about the aids tbh, like how are you gonna fuck a stranger and not worry about that?  IF they want to do that with me, then think about how many others they've done that with.. prolly one every fest..


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23351691 - 06/16/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

gotta risk it for the biscuit


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: thelanzii]
    #23351703 - 06/16/16 04:39 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

OP get snipped ASAP do the human race dat one solid. 


Note to self get snipped next month :qblock:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: trekie]
    #23351714 - 06/16/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'm planning on adopting anyway, but i might get some swimmers frozen and get snipped :shrug:

I'm seeing my sex doctor two weeks from now so i'll talk to her about it and figure out the logistics.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23351719 - 06/16/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:androidlol: GL with that brah


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23351726 - 06/16/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Good luck with that. You're young, not married, and don't have kids. They rarely snip people that don't meet those criteria.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23351731 - 06/16/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Ive got one bastard who I can barely afford im in my 30s and in poor health. I would be doing the world a solid and could get it paid for.


I dont need to spread my fucked up genes anymore then I already have and ive done my fair share of planting :qblock:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 2
    #23351749 - 06/16/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That's fucking weird. Those hippy chicks are probably the type to get raw dogged every day but then go and get 20 abortions a year cause "it's my body it's my right." Despicable. I always wear condoms.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Webster10]
    #23351762 - 06/16/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Most that I actually get to know haven't had any abortions :shrug:

But I usually use condoms as well.  I took a poll of the pub about a year ago though and pretty much no one is on the same page as us.  So if a bunch of drug addicts arn't using condoms then i don't want to fuck a stranger without one.. idk who you've slept with and you don't know who i've slept with..


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23351774 - 06/16/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Most girls arent gonna be like you need to man up and pay unless they are really hard up. Ive taken friends of mine whom Ive never slept with to get abortions. It feels like shit man for everyone involved.

And if you are just some shitty young kid they arent gonna tell you until its too late :putin:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23351950 - 06/16/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Condoms are garbage I would never use one. Find a girl that you actually care about that's on the pill then pull out regardless. Having a kid is a godawful mistake unless you're loaded.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Love_spirit]
    #23351970 - 06/16/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

This is why I don't fuck hippie chicks. Past experience they are all nasty in one way or another. Go for a girl with a normal mindset and stop going for easy pussy and they'll probably be down for the condom or birth control.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Mescalean]
    #23351992 - 06/16/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I fucking love hippie chicks gtfo here with that bullshit.  Hippies are awesome.  Most straight edge girls will NEVER fuck you without a condom.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23352042 - 06/16/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Don't you have aids anyway? You should be using condoms regardless.



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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23352048 - 06/16/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Not true. Super religious chicks tend to not like condoms either.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23352056 - 06/16/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I've never had a super religious chick.  Besides jihadi jane who always mandates condoms.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23352117 - 06/16/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The one hippie chick I was with had a pussy that smelt like the worst BO I have ever smelt in my fucking life, that dirty fucking onion smell.

And yes normal girls will, and you seem to see two opposite ends of spectrum only. Hippie girl = the cum dumpster at the music festival (how nice is it using other dudes jizz as lube) or strait edge sally whos a fucking prude. There are normal girls, who smoke bud and will even eat shrooms occasionally too while taking birth control and letting you nut in their pussy and sometimes even their butt(I should know 90 percent of my relationships). If easy pussy is your thing so be it, I just have different standards and you were bitching about hippies chicks not using condoms. You just want it fucking all dontcha bud?


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Mescalean]
    #23352125 - 06/16/16 06:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I want all the cookies in the cookie jar!! YUM :laugh:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Mescalean]
    #23352131 - 06/16/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

1000$ for vasectomy

300$ for washout pills


Ill take my chances.. :awehigh:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23352158 - 06/16/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

One time I got caught taking all the cookies from the cookie jar. Both literally and metaphorically.

Literally when I was 5 got my ass beat with the wooden spoon till it splintered and broke.

Then when I was 21 and I decided it would be fun to have a fling with this girl that was on "the couch" that i went to school with. Got my ass smacked around for by my then GF.


Oh another time when i thought I could drink tequila and take xanax and eat pussy. I woke up to a slimy nose and my ex slapping me in the face calling me a piece of shit lol

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    #23352229 - 06/16/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23352305 - 06/16/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hmmmm...have u tried the Pull-Out Method?

Im sure she wont mind if you blow your ketamine paste all over her back.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
    #23352377 - 06/16/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Ketamine lotion. Three pumps up the rump.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23352386 - 06/16/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

yeah butthole is always a nice option. theyre hippies and progressive thinking/free spirits/open minds right? they should be open minded to a load in the tush here and there. natures condom. the butthole


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #23352449 - 06/16/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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lol at least they actually told you that they weren't on bc instead of lying.






exactly! take enjoyment out of honesty cause... if not.... mnths later:

"hey bby. i'm pregnant. i sorta lied but it was the droogs. i'm sorry bby. we be happy togetha".



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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #23352591 - 06/16/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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some of them can be disastrous but when you find the right one, it's really a non problem - actually makes life a lot easier for some women, emotionally and physically.

also I've got enough hair to supply an army of bald men with wigs, the only time I ever noticed any hair loss was due to a thyroid issue - really depends on the individual and their body.




speak for yourself!!!

:shrug:

BC makes me bat shit insane. No thank you.

I will never go back on it.

I practice tracking my cycle and we use condoms during what I call the "danger zone" or days 10-20 of my cycle.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23352624 - 06/16/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Just get a vasectomy then, doofus.

Don't you have aids anyway? You should be using condoms regardless.



I don't have aids.  If I post a picture of my most recent test, will y'all stop giving me shit for that??
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lol at least they actually told you that they weren't on bc instead of lying.

also no condoms during coitus with hippies leads to herpes.(i know the herp can actually be spread even while condoms are used...it just sounded snappier than other std)



I'm not worried about herpes, everyone has herpes and it's not even that bad of an std.  incurable, yeah, but doesn't affect your life very much. 

You're right, at least they tell me, they all fucking tell me.  They're like just fuck me raw I'm clean, but not on BC lolol yeah right mothafucka.  Get the fuck outta here with that BS.  I doubt most of them are even clean tbh most people don't get tested reguarly.
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Get a vasectomy and make a sperm donation if you really are concerned :lol:



I've seriously thought about it.  I heard my swimmers are strongest at this age, anyway.





Herpes really isn't that bad at all, and it's not as easy to catch as people think.  It took me months and hundreds of times with a girl that had it before I caught it.

Fuck I probably caught as a teen and it just waited til I was 30 to rear it's head.

It only effects on small spot on my wang, and it goes away almost instantly with valtrex.  No scarring or anything.  And if you take the valtrex daily you're fine. 

However, your mentality about catching an std, mixed with your over active penis in random women, is what is spreading the shit.

You're gonna get a lot worse than herpes with your mentality.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: gourmetsky]
    #23352632 - 06/16/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Vasalgel, fully reversible, 2018, if you're willing to take a poke to the balls.




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    #23352650 - 06/16/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Ketamine lotion. Three pumps up the rump.




I have no idea what that means, but i like it A Lot.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23352654 - 06/16/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dude ketamine lotion would be the most date rapey thing ever.

However, it would be a sweet game to jerk off with it and see if you could come before you hole.


Man......I wanna make mxe lotion now.....


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    #23352666 - 06/16/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm honestly mostly worried about the aids tbh, like how are you gonna fuck a stranger and not worry about that?  IF they want to do that with me, then think about how many others they've done that with.. prolly one every fest..



Well, you can go on Prep. It's expensive, but if you're a slut, you'll probably find that being immune to HIV is worth the price.


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    #23352683 - 06/16/16 09:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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some of them can be disastrous but when you find the right one, it's really a non problem - actually makes life a lot easier for some women, emotionally and physically.

also I've got enough hair to supply an army of bald men with wigs, the only time I ever noticed any hair loss was due to a thyroid issue - really depends on the individual and their body.




speak for yourself!!!

:shrug:

BC makes me bat shit insane. No thank you.

I will never go back on it.

I practice tracking my cycle and we use condoms during what I call the "danger zone" or days 10-20 of my cycle.



preach!

the girl i was with that was on bc would literally freak the fuck out when she took it over the littlest shit and she was already a bit out there in the first place

her mom would guilt trip her into taking it


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: thelanzii]
    #23352697 - 06/16/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Ya I have seen nothing but psychosis from the pill and the nuva ring.

I noticed a lot more loving times, and a lot less chaos when my significant other wasn't taking something.

Then we would end up fucking so much she'd go on it and the wed go nuts together :/


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    #23352726 - 06/16/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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some of them can be disastrous but when you find the right one, it's really a non problem - actually makes life a lot easier for some women, emotionally and physically.

also I've got enough hair to supply an army of bald men with wigs, the only time I ever noticed any hair loss was due to a thyroid issue - really depends on the individual and their body.




speak for yourself!!!

:shrug:

BC makes me bat shit insane. No thank you.

I will never go back on it.

I practice tracking my cycle and we use condoms during what I call the "danger zone" or days 10-20 of my cycle.




Yes it can work but most people are to "dumb" to follow the rules 100 percent of the time. Not saying you but you get what im saying.  Know so many people it failed because of that one time when.......


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: vandago] * 2
    #23352934 - 06/16/16 10:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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However, it would be a sweet game to jerk off with it and see if you could come before you hole.



Tried that once, after an IM shot. Fuckin' no chance....


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23353094 - 06/16/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

if she told you noy to use a condom and then told you she wasnt on birth control, it would b wise not to sleep with her at all


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    #23353113 - 06/16/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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However, it would be a sweet game to jerk off with it and see if you could come before you hole.



Tried that once, after an IM shot. Fuckin' no chance....





I can't cum very easily with K usage.  I couldn't imagine trying to do it before a hole IMing.


I remember watching a user here do IV a lot.  We would have to take the needle out of him sometimes cause he would go down before he pulled it out.


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    #23353124 - 06/16/16 11:59 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I don't understand why it seems so hard for a lot of guys to pull out, I mean yeah it feels good, but common guys you can feel that shit is about to happen, so pull out and blow your load on her, or wherever.


Some hippies are really funny though, like you said TheMovement, they will do TONS of chemicals (drugs) yet wont touch chems in soap, food, etc.


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    #23353136 - 06/17/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

"you want some fruit?"

"only if its organic!"

"Ok, how about some organic ketamine?".

"Sure, i love K".

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    #23353148 - 06/17/16 12:09 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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    #23353156 - 06/17/16 12:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)



Thanks for the blank Neal.


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    #23353160 - 06/17/16 12:15 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

no problemmmm bud


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23353163 - 06/17/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

cigs don't count if they are american spirits


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    #23353195 - 06/17/16 12:29 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

WTF :lolsy:


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    #23353198 - 06/17/16 12:30 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

idk lol


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    #23353201 - 06/17/16 12:31 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i kinda like it for some reason :shrug:

Its illogical in such a great way.


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    #23353213 - 06/17/16 12:36 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)



Someone should invent 100% organic, biodegradable condoms for the hippie community.


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    #23353389 - 06/17/16 01:57 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Now that's one classy broad haha.


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    #23353419 - 06/17/16 02:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Someone should invent 100% organic, biodegradable condoms for the hippie community.



Now that's a damn good idea. Made with a cannabis extract so everyone can get nice and high while they're at it...


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    #23353436 - 06/17/16 02:24 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Jokeshopbread, i just found my business partner!

Hemp condoms. Pure genius.


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    #23353455 - 06/17/16 02:38 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Good on you for refusing these hippie chicks, OP.
It's nice to know some men aren't solely motivated by busting a nut and think before they sleep with just anyone.

The last encounter I had with a guy we didn't have sex cos I'm not on birth control and I was unprepared. He had condoms, but they were latex, which I unfortunately am very allergic to. Hopefully they will develop male contraceptives within the near future and shift at least some of the pressure from us ladies to use birth control. I've never used it myself, as I'm afraid it will mess with me both physically and emotionally, so I guess it's either condoms or nothing.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Viol]
    #23353462 - 06/17/16 02:42 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Latex allergy?

Damn, that sux.

At least u got oral :shrug:


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    #23353472 - 06/17/16 02:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah. I'm surprised it's not more common. There are plenty of non-latex brands though. Apparently some feel way better than the latex ones. Just a thought for those of you who wear them regularly with your partner.


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    #23353479 - 06/17/16 02:57 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I think I went about 10 years between last using a condom as a youngster and using one again for the first time a couple of years ago. Both my wife and I were like 'fuck, they really improved the technology on these things didn't they?'.

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Jokeshopbread, i just found my business partner!

Hemp condoms. Pure genius.



Lets step it up man, time for the next level! I'm sure the dispensaries you got over there would lap that shit up...


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    #23353485 - 06/17/16 03:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

We're gunna make billionz :billion:


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    #23353495 - 06/17/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Why did you just say that to me in such a British accent?? Can you add 'Bruv' at the end for me, cause that's what my head said you said...


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    #23353713 - 06/17/16 06:07 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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:lolsy:


those pics were priceless.  and the condom idea will make yall rich

or would, if hippies used condoms..


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23353912 - 06/17/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Yes it can work but most people are to "dumb" to follow the rules 100 percent of the time. Not saying you but you get what im saying.  Know so many people it failed because of that one time when.......





It definitely takes some leg work in terms of keeping tabs of the ebbs and flows of your cycle. I track mine in my google calendar. Every month. It is also pretty necessary for the woman to have a regular cycle, and helps if she can feel herself ovulate.

It's not for everyone, but works for me!


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23353961 - 06/17/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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TheMovement said:

"we don't need a condom baby"
"are you on birth control?"
"no"





Not gonna read all the other replies until I do mine first: She wants anal. She's a dirty hippy :heytherebadboy:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23353977 - 06/17/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Someone should invent 100% organic, biodegradable condoms for the hippie community.



Now that's a damn good idea. Made with a cannabis extract so everyone can get nice and high while they're at it...




Oh Oh, if you're lucky enough to live in a country which isn't run by total fucking cunts (lololol) then this

http://foriapleasure.com/

It's cannabis you can put on your chacha that makes it tingly and I dunno because
1: I'm not a lady (sorry ladies/guys/toasters sexually attracted to humans)
2: I live in Ingerlun as the football chants put it.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: yogabunny]
    #23354030 - 06/17/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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yogabunny said:
Quote:

trekie said:

Yes it can work but most people are to "dumb" to follow the rules 100 percent of the time. Not saying you but you get what im saying.  Know so many people it failed because of that one time when.......





It definitely takes some leg work in terms of keeping tabs of the ebbs and flows of your cycle. I track mine in my google calendar. Every month. It is also pretty necessary for the woman to have a regular cycle, and helps if she can feel herself ovulate.

It's not for everyone, but works for me!



See you are the execption and I knew that. You will always know the woman body more then I can dream off.  :raisemyglass:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23354043 - 06/17/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

bro condoms are for noobs.

just do a lot of drugs and yer swimmers will be frittatas and you'll never get a girl pregnant, trust me.  75% of the girls i've been with have been hippies.  yeah, they don't like condoms..... who cares? don't fuck a dirty wook with gross pussy and you'll be fine.

or man up and get an abortion if ur dumb enuff to have a mistake.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23354045 - 06/17/16 09:00 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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bro condoms are for noobs.

just do a lot of drugs and yer swimmers will be frittatas and you'll never get a girl pregnant, trust me.  75% of the girls i've been with have been hippies.  yeah, they don't like condoms..... who cares? don't fuck a dirty wook with gross pussy and you'll be fine.

or man up and get an abortion if ur dumb enuff to have a mistake.



Or just wear a fucking condom you pig


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: orison]
    #23354062 - 06/17/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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orison319 said:
1000$ for vasectomy

300$ for washout pills


Ill take my chances.. :awehigh:



20k min a year for at least 18 years.... I aint no math teacher but  :notyou:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Webster10]
    #23354067 - 06/17/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

when ur sleeping with one girl, you don't have to wear a condom.  they fucking suck.

i'm lucky enuff to have a girl who hates condoms as much as me, so we have never used one and we've never had any sort of scare and i cum in her all the time :shrug:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23354162 - 06/17/16 09:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If a girl isn't on birth control and you don't use a condom, you're basically using abortion as birth control. That's sickening. Wear a condom you pig.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23354569 - 06/17/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

it twas a lot of fun making em.

Convincing hippies to use hemp-based condoms will be tricky, but with backing from Woody Harrelson and lots of cool, hippie styled packaging, it just *might* work.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Webster10]
    #23354919 - 06/17/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

spoken like a true beta


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: danielx]
    #23355370 - 06/17/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just learn to gay ffs. Problem solved


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Webster10]
    #23355403 - 06/17/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Webster10 said:
If a girl isn't on birth control and you don't use a condom, you're basically using abortion as birth control. That's sickening. Wear a condom you pig.




no thanks.  i think i'll continue to have the ever so pleasurable sex i have, without a condom.  besides, who the fuck cares about aborting some ugly alien looking fuck growing inside a girl.

there's ways to not get pregnant even if you fuck without a condom. 

although, i feel i should say.... i am only having sex with one person and we both have the same views on condoms and shit.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23355465 - 06/17/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

yeah i hate fucking girls too
they get all stinky and sweaty
and then after that they want to leave
and im so tired it's like i've done heroin


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23355523 - 06/17/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

Webster10 said:
If a girl isn't on birth control and you don't use a condom, you're basically using abortion as birth control. That's sickening. Wear a condom you pig.




no thanks.  i think i'll continue to have the ever so pleasurable sex i have, without a condom.  besides, who the fuck cares about aborting some ugly alien looking fuck growing inside a girl.

there's ways to not get pregnant even if you fuck without a condom. 

although, i feel i should say.... i am only having sex with one person and we both have the same views on condoms and shit.





Hope she shares the same views on abortions because she's likely to need one soon.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23355563 - 06/17/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Anal Sex simple solution fuck the pussy for a bit and
nut in her butt have her fart it out and suck it up oooeeewww :macdre:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: OJnShrooms]
    #23355574 - 06/17/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah lick her right in the gooch, trade nuts with each other


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23355755 - 06/17/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Webster10 said:
If a girl isn't on birth control and you don't use a condom, you're basically using abortion as birth control. That's sickening. Wear a condom you pig.




no thanks.  i think i'll continue to have the ever so pleasurable sex i have, without a condom.  besides, who the fuck cares about aborting some ugly alien looking fuck growing inside a girl.

there's ways to not get pregnant even if you fuck without a condom. 

although, i feel i should say.... i am only having sex with one person and we both have the same views on condoms and shit.





Hope she shares the same views on abortions because she's likely to need one soon.




yeah she's down, but honestly based on our genetics and drug abuse, i don't think we could have kids if we tried.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: sanchothestoner] * 3
    #23355764 - 06/17/16 07:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

That is what all genetically challenged drug users say before they become parents, sancho.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: California]
    #23355776 - 06/17/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Get your hog castrating tools we got us a live one


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: California]
    #23355787 - 06/17/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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That is what all genetically challenged drug users say before they become parents, sancho.




no... we've actually both gotten tests done.  that's kind of as much as i wanna say about it.... kinda personal.


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