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OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23353485 - 06/17/16 03:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

We're gunna make billionz :billion:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23353495 - 06/17/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Why did you just say that to me in such a British accent?? Can you add 'Bruv' at the end for me, cause that's what my head said you said...


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23353713 - 06/17/16 06:07 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:




:lolsy:


those pics were priceless.  and the condom idea will make yall rich

or would, if hippies used condoms..


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: trekie] * 1
    #23353912 - 06/17/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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trekie said:

Yes it can work but most people are to "dumb" to follow the rules 100 percent of the time. Not saying you but you get what im saying.  Know so many people it failed because of that one time when.......





It definitely takes some leg work in terms of keeping tabs of the ebbs and flows of your cycle. I track mine in my google calendar. Every month. It is also pretty necessary for the woman to have a regular cycle, and helps if she can feel herself ovulate.

It's not for everyone, but works for me!


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23353961 - 06/17/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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TheMovement said:

"we don't need a condom baby"
"are you on birth control?"
"no"





Not gonna read all the other replies until I do mine first: She wants anal. She's a dirty hippy :heytherebadboy:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23353977 - 06/17/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Someone should invent 100% organic, biodegradable condoms for the hippie community.



Now that's a damn good idea. Made with a cannabis extract so everyone can get nice and high while they're at it...




Oh Oh, if you're lucky enough to live in a country which isn't run by total fucking cunts (lololol) then this

http://foriapleasure.com/

It's cannabis you can put on your chacha that makes it tingly and I dunno because
1: I'm not a lady (sorry ladies/guys/toasters sexually attracted to humans)
2: I live in Ingerlun as the football chants put it.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: yogabunny]
    #23354030 - 06/17/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

yogabunny said:
Quote:

trekie said:

Yes it can work but most people are to "dumb" to follow the rules 100 percent of the time. Not saying you but you get what im saying.  Know so many people it failed because of that one time when.......





It definitely takes some leg work in terms of keeping tabs of the ebbs and flows of your cycle. I track mine in my google calendar. Every month. It is also pretty necessary for the woman to have a regular cycle, and helps if she can feel herself ovulate.

It's not for everyone, but works for me!



See you are the execption and I knew that. You will always know the woman body more then I can dream off.  :raisemyglass:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23354043 - 06/17/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

bro condoms are for noobs.

just do a lot of drugs and yer swimmers will be frittatas and you'll never get a girl pregnant, trust me.  75% of the girls i've been with have been hippies.  yeah, they don't like condoms..... who cares? don't fuck a dirty wook with gross pussy and you'll be fine.

or man up and get an abortion if ur dumb enuff to have a mistake.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23354045 - 06/17/16 09:00 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
bro condoms are for noobs.

just do a lot of drugs and yer swimmers will be frittatas and you'll never get a girl pregnant, trust me.  75% of the girls i've been with have been hippies.  yeah, they don't like condoms..... who cares? don't fuck a dirty wook with gross pussy and you'll be fine.

or man up and get an abortion if ur dumb enuff to have a mistake.



Or just wear a fucking condom you pig


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: orison]
    #23354062 - 06/17/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

orison319 said:
1000$ for vasectomy

300$ for washout pills


Ill take my chances.. :awehigh:



20k min a year for at least 18 years.... I aint no math teacher but  :notyou:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Webster10]
    #23354067 - 06/17/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

when ur sleeping with one girl, you don't have to wear a condom.  they fucking suck.

i'm lucky enuff to have a girl who hates condoms as much as me, so we have never used one and we've never had any sort of scare and i cum in her all the time :shrug:


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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23354162 - 06/17/16 09:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If a girl isn't on birth control and you don't use a condom, you're basically using abortion as birth control. That's sickening. Wear a condom you pig.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23354569 - 06/17/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

it twas a lot of fun making em.

Convincing hippies to use hemp-based condoms will be tricky, but with backing from Woody Harrelson and lots of cool, hippie styled packaging, it just *might* work.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Webster10]
    #23354919 - 06/17/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

spoken like a true beta


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: danielx]
    #23355370 - 06/17/16 04:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just learn to gay ffs. Problem solved


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Webster10]
    #23355403 - 06/17/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Webster10 said:
If a girl isn't on birth control and you don't use a condom, you're basically using abortion as birth control. That's sickening. Wear a condom you pig.




no thanks.  i think i'll continue to have the ever so pleasurable sex i have, without a condom.  besides, who the fuck cares about aborting some ugly alien looking fuck growing inside a girl.

there's ways to not get pregnant even if you fuck without a condom. 

although, i feel i should say.... i am only having sex with one person and we both have the same views on condoms and shit.


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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23355465 - 06/17/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

yeah i hate fucking girls too
they get all stinky and sweaty
and then after that they want to leave
and im so tired it's like i've done heroin


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23355523 - 06/17/16 05:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Webster10 said:
If a girl isn't on birth control and you don't use a condom, you're basically using abortion as birth control. That's sickening. Wear a condom you pig.




no thanks.  i think i'll continue to have the ever so pleasurable sex i have, without a condom.  besides, who the fuck cares about aborting some ugly alien looking fuck growing inside a girl.

there's ways to not get pregnant even if you fuck without a condom. 

although, i feel i should say.... i am only having sex with one person and we both have the same views on condoms and shit.





Hope she shares the same views on abortions because she's likely to need one soon.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23355563 - 06/17/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Anal Sex simple solution fuck the pussy for a bit and
nut in her butt have her fart it out and suck it up oooeeewww :macdre:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: OJnShrooms]
    #23355574 - 06/17/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah lick her right in the gooch, trade nuts with each other


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