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OfflineMescalean
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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23352158 - 06/16/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

One time I got caught taking all the cookies from the cookie jar. Both literally and metaphorically.

Literally when I was 5 got my ass beat with the wooden spoon till it splintered and broke.

Then when I was 21 and I decided it would be fun to have a fling with this girl that was on "the couch" that i went to school with. Got my ass smacked around for by my then GF.


Oh another time when i thought I could drink tequila and take xanax and eat pussy. I woke up to a slimy nose and my ex slapping me in the face calling me a piece of shit lol

YOU CANT HAVE ALL THE KOOKIES BRO


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Mescalean]
    #23352229 - 06/16/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23352305 - 06/16/16 07:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hmmmm...have u tried the Pull-Out Method?

Im sure she wont mind if you blow your ketamine paste all over her back.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 3
    #23352377 - 06/16/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Ketamine lotion. Three pumps up the rump.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23352386 - 06/16/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

yeah butthole is always a nice option. theyre hippies and progressive thinking/free spirits/open minds right? they should be open minded to a load in the tush here and there. natures condom. the butthole


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #23352449 - 06/16/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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lol at least they actually told you that they weren't on bc instead of lying.






exactly! take enjoyment out of honesty cause... if not.... mnths later:

"hey bby. i'm pregnant. i sorta lied but it was the droogs. i'm sorry bby. we be happy togetha".



:bathtub40lol:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #23352591 - 06/16/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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some of them can be disastrous but when you find the right one, it's really a non problem - actually makes life a lot easier for some women, emotionally and physically.

also I've got enough hair to supply an army of bald men with wigs, the only time I ever noticed any hair loss was due to a thyroid issue - really depends on the individual and their body.




speak for yourself!!!

:shrug:

BC makes me bat shit insane. No thank you.

I will never go back on it.

I practice tracking my cycle and we use condoms during what I call the "danger zone" or days 10-20 of my cycle.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23352624 - 06/16/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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propensity said:
Just get a vasectomy then, doofus.

Don't you have aids anyway? You should be using condoms regardless.



I don't have aids.  If I post a picture of my most recent test, will y'all stop giving me shit for that??
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lol at least they actually told you that they weren't on bc instead of lying.

also no condoms during coitus with hippies leads to herpes.(i know the herp can actually be spread even while condoms are used...it just sounded snappier than other std)



I'm not worried about herpes, everyone has herpes and it's not even that bad of an std.  incurable, yeah, but doesn't affect your life very much. 

You're right, at least they tell me, they all fucking tell me.  They're like just fuck me raw I'm clean, but not on BC lolol yeah right mothafucka.  Get the fuck outta here with that BS.  I doubt most of them are even clean tbh most people don't get tested reguarly.
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Get a vasectomy and make a sperm donation if you really are concerned :lol:



I've seriously thought about it.  I heard my swimmers are strongest at this age, anyway.





Herpes really isn't that bad at all, and it's not as easy to catch as people think.  It took me months and hundreds of times with a girl that had it before I caught it.

Fuck I probably caught as a teen and it just waited til I was 30 to rear it's head.

It only effects on small spot on my wang, and it goes away almost instantly with valtrex.  No scarring or anything.  And if you take the valtrex daily you're fine. 

However, your mentality about catching an std, mixed with your over active penis in random women, is what is spreading the shit.

You're gonna get a lot worse than herpes with your mentality.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: gourmetsky]
    #23352632 - 06/16/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Vasalgel, fully reversible, 2018, if you're willing to take a poke to the balls.




cant wait


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23352650 - 06/16/16 09:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Dark_Star said:
Ketamine lotion. Three pumps up the rump.




I have no idea what that means, but i like it A Lot.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23352654 - 06/16/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dude ketamine lotion would be the most date rapey thing ever.

However, it would be a sweet game to jerk off with it and see if you could come before you hole.


Man......I wanna make mxe lotion now.....


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23352666 - 06/16/16 09:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm honestly mostly worried about the aids tbh, like how are you gonna fuck a stranger and not worry about that?  IF they want to do that with me, then think about how many others they've done that with.. prolly one every fest..



Well, you can go on Prep. It's expensive, but if you're a slut, you'll probably find that being immune to HIV is worth the price.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: yogabunny]
    #23352683 - 06/16/16 09:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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some of them can be disastrous but when you find the right one, it's really a non problem - actually makes life a lot easier for some women, emotionally and physically.

also I've got enough hair to supply an army of bald men with wigs, the only time I ever noticed any hair loss was due to a thyroid issue - really depends on the individual and their body.




speak for yourself!!!

:shrug:

BC makes me bat shit insane. No thank you.

I will never go back on it.

I practice tracking my cycle and we use condoms during what I call the "danger zone" or days 10-20 of my cycle.



preach!

the girl i was with that was on bc would literally freak the fuck out when she took it over the littlest shit and she was already a bit out there in the first place

her mom would guilt trip her into taking it


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: thelanzii]
    #23352697 - 06/16/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Ya I have seen nothing but psychosis from the pill and the nuva ring.

I noticed a lot more loving times, and a lot less chaos when my significant other wasn't taking something.

Then we would end up fucking so much she'd go on it and the wed go nuts together :/


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: yogabunny]
    #23352726 - 06/16/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:


some of them can be disastrous but when you find the right one, it's really a non problem - actually makes life a lot easier for some women, emotionally and physically.

also I've got enough hair to supply an army of bald men with wigs, the only time I ever noticed any hair loss was due to a thyroid issue - really depends on the individual and their body.




speak for yourself!!!

:shrug:

BC makes me bat shit insane. No thank you.

I will never go back on it.

I practice tracking my cycle and we use condoms during what I call the "danger zone" or days 10-20 of my cycle.




Yes it can work but most people are to "dumb" to follow the rules 100 percent of the time. Not saying you but you get what im saying.  Know so many people it failed because of that one time when.......


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: vandago] * 2
    #23352934 - 06/16/16 10:56 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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However, it would be a sweet game to jerk off with it and see if you could come before you hole.



Tried that once, after an IM shot. Fuckin' no chance....


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23353094 - 06/16/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

if she told you noy to use a condom and then told you she wasnt on birth control, it would b wise not to sleep with her at all


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23353113 - 06/16/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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vandago said:
However, it would be a sweet game to jerk off with it and see if you could come before you hole.



Tried that once, after an IM shot. Fuckin' no chance....





I can't cum very easily with K usage.  I couldn't imagine trying to do it before a hole IMing.


I remember watching a user here do IV a lot.  We would have to take the needle out of him sometimes cause he would go down before he pulled it out.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 2
    #23353124 - 06/16/16 11:59 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I don't understand why it seems so hard for a lot of guys to pull out, I mean yeah it feels good, but common guys you can feel that shit is about to happen, so pull out and blow your load on her, or wherever.


Some hippies are really funny though, like you said TheMovement, they will do TONS of chemicals (drugs) yet wont touch chems in soap, food, etc.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Lucis] * 2
    #23353136 - 06/17/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

"you want some fruit?"

"only if its organic!"

"Ok, how about some organic ketamine?".

"Sure, i love K".

:grin:


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