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OfflineTheMovement
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God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control
    #23351373 - 06/16/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

God damn fucking hippie chicks never want to use fucking condoms, but none of them are on birth control either.  It makes no god damn sense to me.  Like yeah they can put a bunch of ketamine and cocaine up their nose, but god forbid they take a pill that makes them not have babies.  WTF is up with that? 
"we don't need a condom baby"
"are you on birth control?"
"no"
:"then hell fucking yeah we need a condom, what are you crazy?"

When does male birth control come out, anyway?  I heard it was supposed to be 2016.  Sign me up for that shit.  I do not want to worry about having kids.  One of me is bad enough for this planet..


:rail:

:rail2:

some nose drugs would be nice for tonight mmm yeah..


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 6
    #23351378 - 06/16/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: propensity]
    #23351379 - 06/16/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #23351398 - 06/16/16 03:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Vasalgel, fully reversible, 2018, if you're willing to take a poke to the balls.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 11
    #23351403 - 06/16/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Don't you know birth control is unnatural, but Ketamine is a gift from the Divine Trinity of Interspiritual Coalescence?

Where have you been?




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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: gourmetsky]
    #23351406 - 06/16/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'm back what did I miss?


Edited by Konyap (06/16/16 03:38 PM)


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: gourmetsky]
    #23351410 - 06/16/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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gourmetsky said:
Vasalgel, fully reversible, 2018, if you're willing to take a poke to the balls.



I'm willing.  I don't want babies.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 2
    #23351442 - 06/16/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just get a vasectomy then, doofus.

Don't you have aids anyway? You should be using condoms regardless.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: propensity] * 3
    #23351448 - 06/16/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: propensity]
    #23351451 - 06/16/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

lol at least they actually told you that they weren't on bc instead of lying.

also no condoms during coitus with hippies leads to herpes.(i know the herp can actually be spread even while condoms are used...it just sounded snappier than other std)


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #23351480 - 06/16/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

women birth control is fucked, literally an emotional roller coaster, makes them go bald, and is pretty terrible for the body


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: thelanzii]
    #23351499 - 06/16/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Get a vasectomy and make a sperm donation if you really are concerned :lol:


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: musiclover420]
    #23351516 - 06/16/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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propensity said:
Just get a vasectomy then, doofus.

Don't you have aids anyway? You should be using condoms regardless.



I don't have aids.  If I post a picture of my most recent test, will y'all stop giving me shit for that??
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lol at least they actually told you that they weren't on bc instead of lying.

also no condoms during coitus with hippies leads to herpes.(i know the herp can actually be spread even while condoms are used...it just sounded snappier than other std)



I'm not worried about herpes, everyone has herpes and it's not even that bad of an std.  incurable, yeah, but doesn't affect your life very much. 

You're right, at least they tell me, they all fucking tell me.  They're like just fuck me raw I'm clean, but not on BC lolol yeah right mothafucka.  Get the fuck outta here with that BS.  I doubt most of them are even clean tbh most people don't get tested reguarly.
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Get a vasectomy and make a sperm donation if you really are concerned :lol:



I've seriously thought about it.  I heard my swimmers are strongest at this age, anyway.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: thelanzii]
    #23351517 - 06/16/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Nemmies said:
women birth control is fucked, literally an emotional roller coaster, makes them go bald, and is pretty terrible for the body






some of them can be disastrous but when you find the right one, it's really a non problem - actually makes life a lot easier for some women, emotionally and physically.

also I've got enough hair to supply an army of bald men with wigs, the only time I ever noticed any hair loss was due to a thyroid issue - really depends on the individual and their body.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23351520 - 06/16/16 03:47 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
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Nemmies said:
women birth control is fucked, literally an emotional roller coaster, makes them go bald, and is pretty terrible for the body






some of them can be disastrous but when you find the right one, it's really a non problem - actually makes life a lot easier for some women, emotionally and physically.

also I've got enough hair to supply an army of bald men with wigs, the only time I ever noticed any hair loss was due to a thyroid issue - really depends on the individual and their body.



My current girl has a very weird cycle, like every 17 days weird.  Would bc help with that?  I  know i've heard some women use it to regulate their periods.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement] * 3
    #23351528 - 06/16/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm not worried about herpes, everyone has herpes and it's not even that bad of an std.  incurable, yeah, but doesn't affect your life very much. 






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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: Hanz]
    #23351531 - 06/16/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, about one out of six people in the United States aged 14 to 49 have genital herpes caused by the HSV-2 infection (the herpes simplex virus often responsible for genital herpes)





not a big deal mate.  I'm pretty sure I don't have it, as I have never had an outbreak, but I could be a carrier still.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23351532 - 06/16/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)



apparently you can raw dog with the lady comp even though sperm can stay fertile for like 2 weeks in the vag


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: TheMovement]
    #23351537 - 06/16/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

she might have to do some bc shopping to find the right one for her, but yes, it will help.


The first bc I ever tried actually gave me that problem - my body runs like clockwork normally, and unless I REALLY want to not have a period on a specific week for a specific reason like vacation or I really need that week for sex for some reason, then I don't skip mine and just take the sugar pills. Some women haven't had a period in months or years and even though they suck, it's the main way I can tell that my body is working because it's the only thing on time every time in my life - it's also like a friendly monthly check in with my uterus 'hey just fyi you're not knocked up see ya in 28 days'.


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Re: God damn hippie chicks/ male birth control [Re: pirate-blues]
    #23351542 - 06/16/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I feel like they suck, but are a god send.  like FUCK YEAH I'm NOT PREGNANT :hamsterdance:


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