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OfflineMagenta
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #26674326 - 05/16/20 07:39 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Why are sheep, loin-lamb chops but cows are t-bone steaks? It's the same cut of meat! No one ever heard of cow chops or sheep steak. The meat business is rigged i swear!
Here's the kicker, Pigs get both chops and steaks under their belt, they got this shit owned!


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: oculodextro]
    #26675442 - 05/16/20 06:19 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Go hard n da paint da smaint that aint say do what the slurm goes in the funnle you boof it in the nozzle.

Boof the slurm in the nozzle. Slur-slurrr-slurrrrms in the nozzles. If your not boofing slurm fuck outta my face it aint cool. If your not boofing slurm then fall on the ground and squirm as I bash your head in with a 2x4.

Slurm is the name boofing is the game.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #26675550 - 05/16/20 07:30 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

:ohshi:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26676755 - 05/17/20 11:51 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

The mAtRiXiRtAm ehT

:cookiemonster:                  :elmo:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26677120 - 05/17/20 03:30 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

The old adage says:

"slap a monkey on its neck and spin a yoyo round its neck to learn the mysteries of the sacred stone faced mooshmoosh"

From this we can confidently conclude that it is indeed possible to split one vision into three with a well placed eye beam, and effortlessly slide across multiple timelines to safely arrive at the only place we truly crave to be:

The Funk Jungle - A mystical infinite palace of pleasure and philosophy and unlimited golden covered taffy that tastes like untamed pulsating electric ecstacy eels.

Simply put everyone there has no face or body but instead are just multidimensional purple plasma lights whose love is as soft as the finest velvet ever made.

They also speak exclusively in song. Particularly - Alternative Ska.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #26677126 - 05/17/20 03:37 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26677147 - 05/17/20 03:46 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

if i can live forever i need a hospital due to past acts of depression and i would say it's not something i should envy.  although i am kind of sick of my current life :feelsbadman:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Oceanshorex]
    #26677236 - 05/17/20 04:32 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Just read my profile bio


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Envix]
    #26680821 - 05/19/20 10:30 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

It was late evening, around 11:00pm, when me and my dog had an intense stare-down with one another. This was not a stare-down with the typical hedonistic pursuit of seeing who would blink first and have the other one lick peanutbutter off of the other one's balls, but one of intense inter-species intellectual discussion about the nature of the known universe.

Turns out dogs believe in an ancient deity called Shalmabrahalocoondra. Shaco, for short.

Shaco is a half-human, half-fly creature who will grant all dogs an unbreakable chew-toy, in the form of a cartoon bone, called a squeepy-scoo, when they die.

My dog however, is a hardcore atheist and believes that the common-hound is simply dreaming up fantasies based on a limited and narrow consumerist view of the world.

He says many dogs share the same dream/vision wherein they are running around on an "Eternal Farm" chasing their "squeepy-scoo", but this is most likely due to cities where most dogs live in small enclosed areas, and where dog-toys are usually mundane reproductions of the same boring thing. He thus attributes this as a group-delusion fuelled by mass production, lazy owners and constant "over-the-wall banter" among the dog population.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #26684936 - 05/21/20 06:15 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

You have the most pulp.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: ChRnZN]
    #26684983 - 05/21/20 06:58 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Hunky guys that smell nice are my type


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: ChRnZN]
    #26684989 - 05/21/20 07:02 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)



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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #26685162 - 05/21/20 08:49 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)



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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #26709150 - 05/31/20 01:29 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

It's been requested of me that this platoon of free-shitting slaves be brought back from the depths of clogged mind canals, and back into the wide and white light of softly draining embryonic subtlety, for this day and that, until the rivers curve again, my friend The Blind Ass.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #26709206 - 05/31/20 01:51 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Hey tmethyl not seen you arpund for ages


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #26709219 - 05/31/20 02:00 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

An unknown sleuth had sniffed the winds of a sinister draft.

While Protestors & Cops & Politicians - harkened & spellbound- were caught up in a fiery dance.
Seething and teething they aimed for and headed forward towards -
The bridges ridges to see whom the spirit bade most True.
Attempting to foolishly fulfill the already fulfilled most ancient dream of clear light.
The demands to do something about this Outrageous Plan become louder & louder.
They wanted the Head.
:rabble:

Until someone or something or other broke into the pause and spit for the Master,
And like a Dam crumbling - out broke the axis of power...
:n00bslayer:

They fought in grand furry,
Progressing in doubt,
Fury & Flurry shot out like poison and fire from an uncontrolled spout.

Must we profess under penalties of clout?
That We, the knower of This, are something Not-Two, and nameless!?

Mu.
It leaves not a trace behind,
Like a mirror confronting a form,
simultaneously without front or back.

:vineclimb:

Capitulating their own resistance to the struggle,
When suddenly!  In a flash!
The point of All became known And un-befuddled.
They could now teach the Bible like a preacher.



To whom was the secret message transmitted?

...

It was extinguished upon reaching all the blind asses!

  :heartattack:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26709267 - 05/31/20 02:22 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

mrmazdarx9 said:
Hey tmethyl not seen you arpund for ages



I was with you the whole time, right behind your thoughts peering through your ears for a glimpse of the world outside, many nights I slept softly wandering what it'd be like to return, and how the joyous pretense would scatter through the remnants of my formerly known heights, thought it was not so special in a typical kind of way. rather a typical kind of way was seen in a new light, like what are the fucking chances of this happening right now? How could typical be so misunderstood, there is something deeper than I could have imagined beforehand, but returning was in the cards the whole game.


Quote:

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All the things you said



Are running through my head.
I should have returned earlier, instead.

:awepreciation:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26709356 - 05/31/20 03:04 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

On leaving, the Bodhi wanted to burn the arm-rest;  he will sit upon the tongues of everyone.
A ubiquitous master, like the Sky. 
When he dug at the ground - the others were nearly buried alive.

As if too never to awaken from lucid dream,
pure mind infused the primordial ground. 
The unsurpassable way to everything all at once while unmoving or moving,
so as to reach the supreme core undistorted & infallibly actualized.
- The most profound way of the primal heart.

Hun hun hun hun hun!

This lunatic twice pulling the tigers whiskers!

Hun hun hun hun hun!

:omgawesome:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26709399 - 05/31/20 03:32 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Quote:

mrmazdarx9 said:
Hey tmethyl not seen you arpund for ages



I was with you the whole time, right behind your thoughts peering through your ears for a glimpse of the world outside, many nights I slept softly wandering what it'd be like to return, and how the joyous pretense would scatter through the remnants of my formerly known heights, thought it was not so special in a typical kind of way. rather a typical kind of way was seen in a new light, like what are the fucking chances of this happening right now? How could typical be so misunderstood, there is something deeper than I could have imagined beforehand, but returning was in the cards the whole game.


Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
All the things you said



Are running through my head.
I should have returned earlier, instead.

:awepreciation:




:pedobearpancakes:

Hope you enjoyed your time in the always already.  Whale cum back :heart:

Warning.  We do have a touch of a croc problem now,  just so you know.  Mods are convening a meeting to figure it all out soon.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #26709407 - 05/31/20 03:38 PM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Quote:

mrmazdarx9 said:
Hey tmethyl not seen you arpund for ages



I was with you the whole time, right behind your thoughts peering through your ears for a glimpse of the world outside, many nights I slept softly wandering what it'd be like to return, and how the joyous pretense would scatter through the remnants of my formerly known heights, thought it was not so special in a typical kind of way. rather a typical kind of way was seen in a new light, like what are the fucking chances of this happening right now? How could typical be so misunderstood, there is something deeper than I could have imagined beforehand, but returning was in the cards the whole game.


Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
All the things you said



Are running through my head.
I should have returned earlier, instead.

:awepreciation:



Well glad to see you back i was worried youd died or something.


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