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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26612583 - 04/19/20 09:56 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Child of God right there.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ChRnZN]
    #26617329 - 04/21/20 10:07 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Glad this nonsense has been revived i forgot all about it


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: mrmazdarx9]
    #26617381 - 04/21/20 10:25 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I saved this to my computer about seven months back...

Titled, "Wrote when stoned 2" (I don't have a #1, lol)

Quote:

Having a slight marijuana induced panic attack right now. /21/08/17.

Just took Cannabis for the first time in five months. I had my first paranoid weird (psychotic? Episode a few years back after mixing cannabis with magic mushrooms.)

I haven’t done magic mushrooms for years. The last time probably beening four of five years ago, and that was very mild. I haven’t done them for so long because frankley i’m scared of them after my first psychotic incident.
I was disorientated and put into a weird mindset where I became everyone’s identidy and therefor was part of everyone. I knew everyone and was everyone. I became part of something bigger than all of us. As I returned to reality I was forced into the selfish spectrum that makes me focus on my own self. Everyime I take cannabis my mind is trying to expand to the acceptance that it once did, but the limitations of my fear restrict it and that hurts in a strange confusing way.
When I take cannabis I get feelings of familiurarity and connect insignicant events. I hear the grey thrush outside at night time making a long drawn out whistle. It’s so familliur because I used to make the same whistle. Making that connetion is dejavu which instantly makes me remmeber my first freak out which then triggers a fear of repeat freak out.

Just had one of them. Typed it up as above demonstrates and rather better than I anticipated. I expected my self to go off topic because i’m feeling pretty stoned right now.




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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Magenta]
    #26617388 - 04/21/20 10:29 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

they told me iu was a criminal juyst because i lokked guilty im goit so mad eventually i fucking did became one,
iwas the nicest bioy in the world and they blamed me for stealing the watych i didnt steal a watch it was terry brown and when the teasrchers found out thewy didnt evene apaoligise im so fucked off with it cuz it changed me i realise dthat the adults were fuck,ing dum basatards and i hated them i hatye4 the systerm from then on


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: HappySloth]
    #26617402 - 04/21/20 10:33 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

You used to be such a nice boy...


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Magenta]
    #26617419 - 04/21/20 10:37 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I miss Tmethyl :frown:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26617430 - 04/21/20 10:39 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Why are you telling me?


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Magenta] * 1
    #26617814 - 04/21/20 01:30 PM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Because :iloveyou:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26673270 - 05/15/20 06:15 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Pale Ales taste like the color turquoise looks.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ChRnZN] * 1
    #26673277 - 05/15/20 06:17 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Snurvel grove. Eeeen shnnneeeeeeze fork lootllllle tooblular device for boofing the slurm in the nozzle. :crankey:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #26673280 - 05/15/20 06:18 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Read my post history.. that all it is


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: chutney]
    #26673330 - 05/15/20 06:44 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Cowabunga, Omega Shenron’s big chunga made Monday’s molly rain polygonal Ron McDonald’s unbegun assumption.

Betwixt the night and lonely light - a fight, a dance, a chant to chance the unbroken trance of homely slumber.

Twin eagles meet in nesting place of primal thunder.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26673355 - 05/15/20 06:58 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26673361 - 05/15/20 07:00 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
Cowabunga, Omega Shenron’s big chunga made Monday’s molly rain polygonal Ron McDonald’s unbegun assumption.

Betwixt the night and lonely light - a fight, a dance, a chant to chance the unbroken trance of homely slumber.

Twin eagles meet in nesting place of primal thunder.




Bend over


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: chutney]
    #26673377 - 05/15/20 07:07 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

my tail has sorely bailed on chutneys cries to show & tell of holey hell.

Go yonder and put your flesh sword into the aging brush of an alligators lair.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #26673395 - 05/15/20 07:16 PM (3 years, 8 months ago)

For Lord Chutney knew - but could not speak,
His own desire to serve as man meat sheath.

He laughed & cried till weary eyed
And gave up, quite tickled.

Two trickles and half a nickel was all he could muster in a pickle.
His butt slut shame was as robust as it was mighty -
For the consequence,
was gonorrhea nightly.  :heart:

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #26673857 - 05/16/20 12:03 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Well that was quite the tall glass of apologist optimism,

But I do say, I'm going to have to agree not TO disagree, but AS I disagree.

There's large talk about the "chickens coming home to roost".

Fizzle, trigger, fuse,

hop, approximate and

contest.

That's the recipe for disaster.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #26674124 - 05/16/20 04:28 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

Society is just a fancy way to pronounce 'slavery'



The definition of slavery is a little basic as it does not explore the reasoning behind why one would own slaves. For the sake of clarification though:
Slavery is in reference to a person who is the legal property of another and is forced to obey them.

Today's economy is built on the roots of classic slavery and the economy still exists due to
modern slavery'.
Classic slavery is what most think of when they hear the word 'slavery'. “Modern slavery” is a term coined by me to describe Society which at its root is no different. I will talk about this soon, but first I would like to bring up some points on classic slavery.
Classic slavery is often frowned upon and thought of as immoral. People associate it with cruelty, the abuse of Africans, Jews, and unfair treatment. I don't think too many people actually think about the procedures though; I know I didn't until recently. To expand on this, think about the daily life of a slave. What would they have done?
They wake up, they have some food, they go to work. Their master forces them to work harder, and then what? This is an important question. Then what? No master is going to just make them keep working. The slave is an investment, and working them to death is a poor investment decision as the master would have to spend money on a new one soon after. If the master allows the slave to rest, the master will have a good working slave the next morning. Their lives weren't too different to any blue collar worker, really.
What about food? People need food, but food costs money and slaves have no money. The masters provided the food for the slaves, otherwise once again the slaves will die from starvation.

To put this into basic terms, the masters give the slaves food and in exchange the slaves do some work for the masters. If the slave doesn't work, they get no food and die.

Let's look at today's current society where slavery is illegal.

To put this into basic terms, the bosses give the workers some money which can be used to buy food and in exchange the workers do some work for the bosses. If the worker doesn't work hard enough, they get fired and no longer get paid meaning they can no longer buy food unto which, they die.

In basic terms it is not too different. Society is a system put in place to keep a large quantity of the population poor so that certain individuals may live over luxurious lives. More sinister than that, the system is carefully structured to brain wash the majority of people from a young age, when their mind is the most malleable so that after they are grown up, they will perpetuate the problem and subliminally brain wash their own children under the pretence that they are doing the right thing. I'll go into detail on that in a minute.

Slavery wasn't abolished because it was immoral, it was abolished because it is an unstable system. All the slaves of an owner likely resided in the same room at night or at the least worked together. This allowed for the possibility for them to communicate amongst each other and thus the possibility to organise a riot if they desired.
Anarchy is obviously not a desired outcome for the masters. There is no way to stop the people communicating if you want work to happen, so a riot is inevitable when people work their lives away never enjoying Earth's pleasures.
The risk of anarchy and riots from the slaves could be best avoided by making them think that aren't slaves. Thus slavery was abolished and phrased in a way to make the masters seem compassionate. Society as we know it was steadily introduced. Slaves were given money and they gratefully accepted, believing that they were finally being treated as equals, but it was very little, barely enough to survive off of. Slavery was abolished and from it's ashes it was reborn as the lower class; the delusional slaves of today's society. A group of people that live like slaves unaware that there is any alternative. Like pigs in a cage on antibiotics, the majority of people live out an ignorant life for the soul benefit of someone else. A gigantic population of domesticated human livestock.

Scientists say that humans only use 10% of their brains, and i'm not the least bit surprised. People are brainwashed to think like robots, eg to not think at all, and instead just do.
Happiness is just a few steps away and yet people are so overwhelmed with posessional thinking and artificial happiness that they fail to see what they're enduring. It's insane literally! Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So many people waste their days away going to work and doing something they hate until they're over sixty and still saving up their pennies so that they can go away on a cruise or some other stupid luxury for two weeks and finally have that happiness that they deserve to have every day.

It's not a person's fault they have such a mentality, we are programed to think like this. Schools are a  tool of modern slavery. It is a legal requirement that children are enrolled into schools at the age of at least six, or at least studding within a certain program. This is because that is when the mind is the most open to abstract ideas. This isn't a bad thing, it is a natural reaction to exploring new stimuli which a person new to the world uses to figure out exactly what life is. If said child is told their whole life that they will be able to fly when they turn fifteen, they will believe it with little evidence to back up such claim. Without reinforcement, eg seeing others that are already over fifteen years old flying, they will quickly forget though.
Schools take a child and put them into a lax emulation of modern slavery standards. If they do not follow the rules and think in the same way as everyone else, they will be punished. Don't question the elders as they are the authority and the authority knows best!
People live their lives in this emulation for about eighteen years, being taught how to be a modern day slave under the charade that people are being educated. Schools only only teach the things that are not harmful to modern day slavery, and amongst all the crap, more importantly people are told how to do it. Learn this by this date, and express this in this way, or be punished. The way that children learn is more important to the system than what they learn because people are creatures of habbit. If a person goes through eighteen years of doing something the same way over and over, they will continue to do things that way even after it is no longer enforced.
Once a person has gone through school they are programmed to be the perfect slave. They don't know any better. Once they have children they think they know best and will even help enforce the same poor existence upon the poor kids.

The Bible has been corrupted. Jesus Christe was a saviour of the people. The Romans ruined the integrity of the scriptures. The aintient Romans were reknown as conkerers. They were savage and decended from the egyptions. Slavery played a big part in their culture and


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Magenta]
    #26674247 - 05/16/20 06:18 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

I chug gigabytes by the plenty, daily
Kind of hard to discern which of these thoughts are truly mine.
I can't stand the silence
Or keep my eyes closed for too long.

Not sure if I'm being entertained, getting smarter, or perhaps I'm slowly being picked apart and replaced, by some kind of plastic cultural zombie monster thing.

"Who said that?"
"It's just from this random comment I found on pornhub the other day, it's legit though, found an article on wikipedia. Basically they did studies and it turns out lemon juice cures foot sweat."
"Huh! Better stock me up some lemon juice. And I think I'm a scientist now."

Truth be told I'm just staring at this screen trying to contrive ways of smashing it to pieces, but it just pops back up. The other day I looked at a friend, and I could swear I saw a facebook logo in his left eye, an Instagram logo in his right, and a comment section on his tongue.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #26674251 - 05/16/20 06:23 AM (3 years, 8 months ago)

The thing with bat guts is they make a great lubricant for greasing up your children shackles.


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