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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: JohnnyJohnson]
    #24664069 - 09/27/17 11:54 AM (6 years, 4 months ago)

PRRRRRRRRRR


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: zZZz]
    #24664561 - 09/27/17 02:52 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Colored clouds bending the will of iron men, creeping weeds stretch into the abyss.
Falling
Falling
Home


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Invisibleremake
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24665141 - 09/27/17 06:59 PM (6 years, 4 months ago)

Home smells like old toes
And a gentle breeze of lavender

A swimming pool
A wooden deck
A glass filled wih milk
A wooden chair
A man clothed in a silky robe

He carries a smile with him
As he trots along
Looking at plants and insects all around
He took up bonzai, and they look majestic
One arrangement had a tiny hobbit house
He would trip balls and see tiny hobbits
Just having a blast, sometimes even orgies


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24668802 - 09/29/17 02:11 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Zero gravity never melts. Oh Titus Oh Odysseus and Oh the wizard Valadictorian of the damned hopeful poets
Stay gold ponyboy :gold:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #24708440 - 10/14/17 12:17 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Don't be silly, we only have 3 bags of life cereal in the death dispenser.


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24708472 - 10/14/17 12:42 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Cottage Cheese brand milk sucks dick..


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #24708882 - 10/14/17 08:39 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

Holy heaven
Shing bang
And a troodle poodle?

Cuddle puddle
Woven
Branches!

And a teetee
Gracing
The ching flame.


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake] * 2
    #24744800 - 10/29/17 05:40 AM (6 years, 3 months ago)

So are you telling me you had toenails for lunch,
told the high priestess that you were typically uninterested in eternity,
bought yourself a bag of lottery tickets,
yet moved out of the city closer to rabbits,
and all the while eating corn syrup out of a loose can of completely dried tuna,
which was in fact completely dried by the way,
it was true that it was dried,
you can never disprove this,
it was so dried that it actually never turned into a tin rocket that landed on a meteor,
that could sing the ghostweave alphabet without using a Pegasus lantern indenting wombs.
Dit-diddily fuckin' do.
What are you, an octopi?


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24746768 - 10/30/17 01:28 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)



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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



Edited by pur3bind (10/30/17 01:28 AM)


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24746919 - 10/30/17 05:55 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Sometimes the cup trembles, but the comely maestro always throws the amour-propre about some gypsy at a rhetorical toothache! A mastadon around the amour-propre seeks a saintly gonad, or a curse around a stalactite secretly organizes a darling coward. Sometimes a mastadon sweeps the floor, but a toothache about some tea party always falls in love with a stalactite! If another cigar teaches an amorously unsightly taxidermist, then a gonad related to a clodhopper rejoices :zomgzomgzomg:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: crackbaby] * 1
    #24749149 - 10/31/17 05:37 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

It's funny how many people, especially scientists/atheists don't believe Jesus ever existed... Yet they believe it's currently the year 2017.

I hate it when people assume im rich because I sound posh, went to a private school and have loads of money.

Forgive me, I was born at a very young age. I do, however, have the heart of a lion!

The lifetime ban at the zoo was totally worth it.


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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InvisibleChRnZN
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #24757855 - 11/03/17 08:34 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Thin Lizzy is not a gang.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24758093 - 11/03/17 10:57 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

If thin lizzy dances with a fat man with a trombone, then a somnambulist for a brief period returns home.  The botched coward finds lice on a wobbly meter maid, and traffic comes to a standstill...Indeed, just as another slovenly dissident confesses a seldom irreconcilable bubble bath to his former parole officer, wallpaper math features are enabled.  It is what it is :crankey:.


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InvisibleChRnZN
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: crackbaby]
    #24761008 - 11/05/17 08:57 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Are you aware of the music known as Jazz?



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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24761068 - 11/05/17 09:38 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

7 below means 9 high


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24761264 - 11/05/17 10:43 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Noodle473 said:
Are you aware of the music known as Jazz?





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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: mrmazdarx9] * 1
    #24762459 - 11/05/17 07:46 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

o inevitable entropy of everything and all
you haunt me with your uncomfortable truth
all the nights and all the days I bide time
over a jigsaw puzzle that can't be solved
of a picture
that feels like the remains
of a vivid dream, that I forget as soon as I recall

do things ever fall together before they fall apart
or is it all elusive chaos,
piles of mess upon mess
trying to sort through a cluttered room
for that one goddamn piece of paper
that you're not even sure is there
in the first place at all


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Invisibleremake
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #24762932 - 11/06/17 01:43 AM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Everyone thinks they're a genius
Everyone thinks they're right

The trap of truth
Wrapping us up tight

Shut the fuck up

Shut
the fuck
Up

Shallow motherfucking
Piece of shit
Cocksucking
Greedy, criminal fucks

Head locked in a prism
Of unimaginable
Idiocy

Wake me when it's over

This place is not mine
I don't belong here

Want none of this slime
Listening to another fool is all I fear

#Fuk da world
#Fuk ya mama
#TeenageRebelVibez
#lookout

In the end
I'm same same

Same
Same

LISTEN TO ME
RELATE TO ME

IM FUKN TUFF GUYS
IM FUKN TUFF DUDZ

Yeah, I fuk exotic bitches
Man, yeah
Inline in the prime
Yeah
Winna


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24767246 - 11/07/17 06:05 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Have you ever drank bailey's from a shoe?


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise]
    #24767469 - 11/07/17 07:31 PM (6 years, 2 months ago)

Mold spores hath no right to camp in inoculated territory.  They are truly enemies to a right to do!  Collect them and make a private pile. GET ON YOUR KNEES SCUMBAG :crankey:



One day I realized to chase chickens is to want it. You have to be stronger to want the genuine...the wing with no pigs on it.  But it's impossible for those who go forth with no badges.  You might think you don't need no stinking badges but are terribly mistaken!



And I realized chicken wings and I were...pure...majestic...crystalline. We wing. WInging! Like a diamond shot through a Mcnugget fractal it all became clear.


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