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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24440053 - 06/27/17 05:14 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Show me why the start of nothing new tastes like the hue of forevermore.



It's simple. I can't believe you're already 7,211 years old and haven't figured this out yet.
Microphone flavored panties dipped in celestial ambrosia. Duh.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24442003 - 06/28/17 11:58 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

This one has been burning on the backburner since the Cold Carnies, alongside Papa Trump AND his insensitive moor.
Did I just use alongside in a sentence?
Maybe the earth is flat and does turn as you "walk".


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #24442354 - 06/28/17 03:00 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Not only does it walk like that, it also spins around your toes like a tomato in the summer wind blossom.  Touche mother fudge packer. 

A loud finger wagging deserves a spank in Central Park...

Dont say i dint daint told ya so.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Kenetic] * 1
    #24446239 - 06/30/17 02:15 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

"I'm just a tiny little ant boy. On a planet of 8 BILLION people. And it's strange ya know...It's like "AAAHHH, I have to keep everybody in my mind, all my children, all these people, they're looking at me!". And you feel responsible for everyone, and everything is looking at you and you're the only one that knows. And then you see, everybody is just like you...so here is where we see, you can ONLY think of yourself, and it's okay, no one needs your help but you. It's okay man, you are 1 in 8 billion. So...WHOOHOOOOO!!! Do as you please with da cheese. Being ant-like feels very god-like."

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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake] * 1
    #24446244 - 06/30/17 02:22 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

art is not objective -- art does not pertain to the biases of thought, not the blight of price, nor the distinction of fame, nor objective reality, nor truth, nor even beauty, nor grace -- the art of doing, a painting or sculpture, is not within that objective framework, just the same; only the sculpting and painting are -- and the sculpting and painting is not the art, it is the object of the art.

one can barely know themselves...which would be a primary aim of philosophy -- that and the understanding, wisdom, of knowing, impartial to yourself, as well.

but you can authenticate something through process of elimination, verification, reproducibility.

anything else -- in the secular realm -- is solely concerned with gravitas...arete...and the virtues of the common man, in general.

moral principal, ethics, consensus, and the will to power -- or virtus, if you'd prefer -- to change things, with the knowledge that supports wisdom, and feigns ignorance at the slight of the mind that etches immorality, and aims to secure only the interest of the self, as opposed to the common interest; humanities interest.

the truth is what we make ourselves.

being true is a matter of perspective.

and in regards to the whole...the whole is compartmentalized within the minds of all. we humans regard the truth only as closely as we can. we cannot -- unlike the animals -- regard the truth as simply 'truth'. the animals can -- they simply are hardwired to survive, and their instincts are the truth.

that's as close to truth as you can get.

for us humans...the truth comes an many shapes and sizes.

how good is my rhetoric...can i convince you to see things my way?
how good is my logic...can i be prevented from legitimizing my perspective?
how good is my ethic...can i be seen as doing right, instead of wrong, by the rest?
how good is my philosophy...can the weltanschauung -- under my philosophy -- can it hold true?

ie -- can everyone else agree with me.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: akira_akuma]
    #24446295 - 06/30/17 03:13 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

"The dawn of a perfect paradox will be necessary in order to produce the most pristine act of selflessness. And by achieving this we would have to delve inward and find the purest form of selfishness."

- Jimmy Jack Attack



Edited by remake (06/30/17 03:39 AM)


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #24446514 - 06/30/17 08:10 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

:awepreciation:
Knobble charred racecar platypus,
The words were there but I really felt the sounds of claustrophobia and anointing yet adamant Palpitoads.
You'll be fine.
Leap years don't exist, anyway.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #24508418 - 07/25/17 10:32 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

Kim jong un told me to tell you all that im the smilin leader umm.... yeah im just wildn in my time while this rain teeters on the fulcrum of love and hate. Just like fuckin poppy tears and paper plates I wish my soul would disappear and then escape to another place, you know? Another battle, so stab some cattle, shake a rattle,  grab a saddle and a bottle then hit those cobble.....stones break bones break backs liquid drips through the backside of battlestar galact attack like a mentally deprived stack of blue and black post-its...I hope its the modus operandi that can focus the train that always seems to go nowhere at breakneck speeds... Man I just want to beat the rain.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24511188 - 07/27/17 07:16 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

I remember you saying this in another realm. In addition to your wistful spiral of primrose pontifications, your right.
And galactic tacos, even..
Surely the Basalask can show you hell, and it's interjection mark when heaven becomes rain. And griffins hardly ever get fevers when your potions aren't as hefty as a sowing machine.
Would you like extra ketchup, sir?


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #24511623 - 07/27/17 11:58 AM (6 years, 6 months ago)

You promised me eternity, but all I received was a dented up Toyata Camry with mustard stains all throughout.
Is this some kind of laughing matter, it has mustard stains for fuck sake. If you knew me at all, you would have given it mayo stains you heartless wretch.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24511935 - 07/27/17 02:24 PM (6 years, 6 months ago)

The other day I built this crazy contraption with seaweed and a blowtorch, with a tiny little stainless steel rubber band on the corner.  It didn't work though, gotta start over for a little while.  Who put this piece of shit here anyway? 

"we dont want any trouble sir".  --- seran wrap


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Kenetic] * 1
    #24515468 - 07/29/17 05:20 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Setting up for ejaculation
Disguise the cause as emancipation
This whole place is wack
Everybody fucking lost in the abyss
Everybody talking about tomorrow and yesterday
There was a time when we used to play

Now it seems we only looking to fuck
Then retire to a slumber with some luck

Build this false brigrade
To tell a lie of godhood or some shit

Fuck man, why?

Why?

Why?

All I need is a hug, bro
Couple that up and tell me we're on the same page

These thoughts confusing me, man

Went to bar last night and ignored all the voices

What I saw was a bunch of crazy damaged grown children air fucking and nervously whiplashing their heads trying to figure out their place in this place and who might like to fuck them. Pull the trigger easy peasy, tell a lie and get some head.

Fack man, I just want to be friends. And not pretend to pee just to look in the mirror.

Why this place so sexual man?

Damn...

I wanna really look at something thats not me.
I don't wanna be one.

Fuckn all of us tryna be top tier.

I just wanna chill on the sidetrack like we used to.

Peace and Love, yo

Brotha's n Sista's

'Tis yo boi sayin: "yeep?"

We need to reach some kinda mutual understanding what love is
Know this shit's awkward man and you don't like gay feelings like being happy and platonic

But for real

We be damaged individuals
All of us man

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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #24515476 - 07/29/17 05:36 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

General Tso: But we must kill them. We must... incinerate them. Pig after pig, cow after cow, chicken after chicken, army after army... and they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? They lie... They lie, and we have to be merciful for those who lie... Those chickens, I hate them. I do hate them.


Colonel Sanders: You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.


General Tso: I watched a chicken crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.

Colonel Sanders:  I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer.  You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means.
Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies!

General Tso:  I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some chickens. We left the camp after we had inoculated the chickens for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated wing. There they were in a pile. A pile of little wings and drumsticks.
And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some little bitch. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had chickens, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength...to do that.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: crackbaby]
    #24526217 - 08/02/17 10:51 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

Now is the winter of our pissing in the wind. Let us remember the nobler bastards who once brought us such hits as "It's a Cold Day in Honduras" and "Make Sprite, Not Mr. Clean (Although Both are Tasty Beverages with Vodka). Never forget the minerals that make up your beloved kidney stones when you're crying to Jesus to get his ass over and trim the hedges into tesseracts so you can have an inter-dimensional dance party, complete with Harry playing the thistles and a newfangled robot taking square dumps in the lawnmower, while you puke unicorn meat into the neighbor's gym socks. Hello.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Camwritesgonzo]
    #24533280 - 08/05/17 06:31 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

I once ate a tarantula, and I said: "these ain't fries". I just said it because my friend was really confused as to why I would do something like that, so I just made up an excuse. I wonder everyday when it will all go away, this constant urge to say something. I think I'm slightly brain damaged, and possibly mentally ill.

If anybody would be interested in adopting me, and teaching me skills I can use in life and try to show me everything there is to know on how to comprehend anything being said or done anywhere in anyway, that would be nice.

My humor has become extremely sour and everything thing I say drives me and the person I'm communicating with into confusion, so I just keep quiet and pretend everything is fine. Usually I just smile, and try to be nice. But I fail all the time. Other times I feel like, this world is our home, why do I feel so unwelcome sometimes...you know?

I'm staring into blank space and time doesn't exist, but I'd like to feel time again sometime soon...

I need a new perspective, I need fresh air, I need to get out of my head - cause I'm starting to freak out, man.

Signed

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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #24533493 - 08/05/17 07:55 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

We all seem so crinkled and sure.
Well and wasted.

If it's our first date, can you satisfy me as best as a cold bottomless decrepitcy?

Everything is on and off. Yes and no. Sometimes there is no way around, yes, but our collective unwillingness to chill the fuck out. We call this heaven or enlightenment. But, fuck it man. Just say fuck it to the heavens beyond heavens and the sky's beyond sky's. I'm not sure if we'll float on clouds OR if we are already on them. All we hoomans can be cool as shit. I think a shaman (which is just like a human except human has a 'u' and the 's' is silent) is just a landscape architect wearing sandals.

Wow, I started to make sense... this must be what pain and love feel like at the exact same time. Slimy yet satisfying.

One day I'll make you proud, father.
But until then,
I will walk out of that ditch.
And you will too.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #24534965 - 08/06/17 03:20 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

I love you, son, I always have. And don't you dare, ever, ever never let someone tell you anything different boy. You are MY son. Whatever you might've heard. I gave birth to you!

Don't listen to the lies your mother tells you! It was MY womb that carried you. We are eternally connected, and you are my rightful property.

Now take this copy of Twilight, guard it with your life, it taught me everything I ever needed to know. And now, it is yours.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #24534973 - 08/06/17 03:22 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

I was so busy doing nothing that I forgot how things never begin to stop in the beginning, rather it's the flow of experience that is always looking from the hillside, a little confused but knowing the facts. How does this play out when you plug in a lamp? I'd hope you agree.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #24545772 - 08/11/17 10:32 AM (6 years, 5 months ago)

How 'bout you tell me about the situation, man? How about you tell me 'bout the mutation plan? How 'bout you yell at me waving a frying pan? Drop your face, and tickle my pickle shtickle, shmickle. Wiggle. That. Flat. Cat. And tell me you never wanted to do it? Yeah, yeah...Snap, and crackle the crack, ho.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #24546684 - 08/11/17 05:28 PM (6 years, 5 months ago)

:nodofunderstanding:

Turtle.


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