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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #24359649 - 05/29/17 06:06 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I'm coming on down to the snare laiden fuck fest known as planet Girth. This time with a revamped Jesus in my pocket with Johnny on speed dial in case all is well I need to turn poison into lube .

Join me on this flamin' chopper young laddy and strap on that penis helmet. We're going to the fucking circus my boy!!!

Toasters are in the kitchen where they belong underneath the microwave and there's no soup in there this time only dried up pudding that smells like shit but we'll never no if it's still fine because I don't eat pudding flavored shit.

Mom if you are reading this don't worry, I'm lime. Father I knew you always wanted me to be some kind of son that you can be proud of. I knew something like that once. You told me. And I didn't say anything. I just sat there. So...


Edited by remake (05/29/17 06:30 PM)


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #24376631 - 06/04/17 12:54 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

:aaaargh:
Every coiled issue can be traced back to Christopher Columbus.
Oh and Walmart isn't real.
So it's always been.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #24376674 - 06/04/17 01:14 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Dear sir,

I have allowed myself to become what I have feared. I am not only now a know it all, but also a tension inducing bouncy ball.

I'm already within the fall. I've already face planted in the meadow. Making go-go angels in my own puke. There are rice crispies everywhere.

My dance is that of the fool.

Ladidaladida.

I'm a silly little naked butterfly boy

Dreaming of marshmallow clouds in the midst of hell.

Heartbreak steak,
Order for 1 plz.

Yours indubitably
Poopy poopface

Hier is vyf albasters in my hand en alles ryk soos kougom. Ek kan niks onthou nie en my brein is leeg. Vergewe my.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake] * 1
    #24380221 - 06/05/17 05:13 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

What a fool I am
to believe in fairy-tails.  Tales.  Taylor. 

I am.  You will be.  Sup.

Here I go again.  There are no spectators, except 1.  Canopies of wisdom, ringing in my ears cause a flame of joy to escape my nostrils as the hit begins to flow.

Dee

mmm mmm mmm

Teeeeeee


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Kenetic] * 1
    #24382026 - 06/06/17 10:46 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

HEY!!!

:jolly:

WATCHA UPTO UP DE' IN DA CLOUDS MAHN?


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake] * 1
    #24382184 - 06/06/17 11:42 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Crackled static trickles down the garlic bun silver blood bubbles spun out in my velvet room never ending purple daze white noise radio tell me when the pods are ripe for the cutting edge zero g turntable window eye jet powered gyroscope death ray.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #24384515 - 06/07/17 07:10 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Once was a lover. Drenched in lava. I said neva'. Neva' again! Sweet nirvana!

But again said "Again!"

And so the tape reel reeled around the axis of the universe. And plummeted down to the hole in the ground, dug by the wretched phoney phools who wear the latest fashion and read the news with eager tongues twisting away to tell withered lies to disguise their home baked fries as cinnamon biscuits.

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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #24384619 - 06/07/17 08:17 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

And Mr. Fish here said, chill man it's going to be fine. I'll rub some ointment on that moist wound. And now we're best friends again and he says that I should tell everyone that the apocalypse is on it's way but you'll only be turned into a leprechaun if you "HAVEN'T said 'Jimmy' infront of the mirror while wearing crocodile skin undies".


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #24385845 - 06/07/17 04:46 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

That's what I've been saying for years.
The bewitched musing of uninitiated seeing, reminded me on that faithful day,
He told me the guitar was a 'martin'.
Then I thought about your mom for a little while, and came to the astound conclusion,
This is why we can't have nice things...

Sandbox, oral resting, vomit smell, and portable dishsoap, all share the same death. Death seams very... deathy.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #24386226 - 06/07/17 07:10 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

You two.  Still loyal.  Still faithful.  Still getting enjoyment out of the small things in life, like abstract conversation.  Care if I joinN?


I got pulled over today.  I was half drunk, ate some abv bud an hour before, and was speeding.  I honked at a cop that was pulled over with his lights on.  I was just saying hi!
He got mad though and pulled me over; I could have went to jail.  I didn't have my dl on me either! I'm so fucking stupid!  So fucking goddamn noobtastic fucking retarded!
He was checking the info I gave him and the bud started kicking in.  I looked in the mirror and my eyes went from white to red in 30 seconds. I was soooo fucked when this guy came back, I knew I was going to jail. 
He continues taking forever and at this point my eyes look like fucking red bell peppers. On top of it all I have this insane urge to piss that overpowers any rational thought.  As I observe him motionless at his monitor taking forever, I see an empty water bottle in the floor next to me.  I seize the opportunity and whip my dick into the opening and pour out all my foul goodness in a slow steady stream, and omg it felt great, soooo relaxing.  I'm falling asleep now.....  Halfway there, almost there... And shit!
Dude is moving! Walking towards me even! He's only few yards away now and I'm trying to wake up and pinch off the flow.  I squeeze my cock as hard as I can and take a deep breath, and just in time I managed to hide my manwhich before fucktard appeared at my window again.  He gave me a warning.

#Dontfuckwithtexasfucktardconservatives 


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Kenetic]
    #24386298 - 06/07/17 07:45 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Cartman's vayjayjay loves to deep throat long hard dick and swallow cum. Its theorized that eating cum is how eggs survive. Without cum, eggs die. It is not recommended for female humans to shoot all the eggs out of their vagina, as it really ruins the mood in the bedroom even though the thought of not having an unplanned pregnancy turns me on.

Anyone who says a person with AIDS isn't hot as shit, and a total turn on, has never had chlamydia.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: triphead9428]
    #24395038 - 06/10/17 08:53 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I'd olive to dread your mind vitamin.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #24395946 - 06/11/17 07:56 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Listen here you little piece of rainbow giant man, I'm going to take this baseball stick and hit the living laughter out of your precious gearbox and slip my hand inside your clustered caramel cake and steal a slice of goodbye.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake] * 1
    #24397425 - 06/11/17 05:04 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Id rather fuck three pigeons than salt your wound with that oatmeal
Why havent you let me endow your Dixie cup yet with my blessed spoils
I promise not to toil
Except for tomorow cause I have work


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24399391 - 06/12/17 12:14 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Take my hand my sweet love, let me stare into your chin. I can read chin-lines you, know?

Aah.

Thriftin Lore!

That seems to be the smell around your funky spiel.

Now let's dance underneath the moon, as we light the sky ablaze with our heaving sounds of monkey madness.

It's going to be fine, my dear man.

It's going to be all right.

Ssshhhh.

Right

Now close your eyes.

Imagine a large, white blob drifting in the toilet bowl.

"What is that?" you think.

"That's what love feels like"

"Who said that?"


Morgan Freeman.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #24399575 - 06/12/17 01:44 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

TIME TICKS AWAY THESE LAST FEW MOMENTS
IS THERE ANYTHING WE'VE LEFT UNSAID?

I'M ON A QUEST FOR ATONEMENT
I'VE GOT TO FIND PIECE OF MIND
AND A PLACE TO REST!



Take your place in the line to be ground by the gears of the masterpiece!

Biding my time... Untill all the THC is out of my wanted-to-be-fucking-stupid-rastafarian-brain that couldn't make up its motherfucking shit that could be called mind but we're already talking about my brain here or is it the physical what i got lost here

ive tried searching left and right and found out every single fucking thing there is, somehow thc withdrawals making me take shit much too serious, derealization, depersonalization, seeing numbers everywhere, psychotic fucking somatic addict ins- I'VE TRIED TO FIND JESUS BUT ALL THAT DID FOR ME WAS LOOK INTO THE FACE OF MAYA AGAIN AND I GOT SO FUCKING DETACHED EVERYTHING FELT LIKE I WAS ON FUCKING ACID AGAIN

FUCKING ACID

ALL THE FUCKING ACID IN THE WORLD

FUUUUUUUCK

losing myself, finding myself, memory wiped, losing my love, gaining my love, tripping my love, going in circles but i just cannot seem to fucking accept the fucking fact that the combination of a shit ton of pornography as a child through adolescense and THC isn't all that good for you if deep down inside you belong somewhere else...

I am not looking anywhere anymore but my heart, and my little voice has been reduced so much... but I can still feel.

I don't want to be detached, all I want is to feel, be alive. And I know that I am, but fuck... the choices you make, you reap what you sow.


Smoking cannabis in the midst of National Lampoon's Christmas Catharsis only to find youself glued to your breath, fighting off the demons in your mind while you stay cool, riding the trip out and then the waves of regression hit... slowly pulling you back out of this enthralled, crucified fucking state of 'YOU BETTER BREATHE, OR YOU'LL FUCKING DIE! BUT THEN I TOOK AWAY YOUR ABILITY TO FUCKING BREATHE, GENERATE YOUR OWN PRANA, MOTHERFUCKER!'


And at this point I want to CTRL + A and DEL, because 'little old me' thinks nobody fucking even wants a glimpse of this venom even, because 'little old me' doesn't think he's worthy of anything, and especially not love, or a fucking pat on the shoulder, I do not want a fucking pat on the shoulder, nor a chainsaw. I want peace of mind and a place to rest.

I want to pick up yoga so I can feel the right side of my body again. Is that you, pingala? Is it? Or is it all the years of hell-bent gaming that have led me to chronic tightness and a strained back... Was it the over-head press session I did that tore my spinal erector that's still playing? Why can't I engage my right leg? Why can't I stretch my back? Why does my hand feel painful in the middle? Why did I get a lazy eye when I smoked? Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept? Why, oh fucking why have I gone to perfect photographic memory to not even being able to remember yesterday?

But I'm still alive...

I'm ALIVE!


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Wesker] * 1
    #24399580 - 06/12/17 01:46 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Felt good getting that off my chest, for how much I can 'feel good'... A 'relief' perhaps?

Closing in... Conclusion of an age.

Off to the gym, off to annihilate the fucking heavy bag with a hoodie on, demons be driven! OUT!


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Wesker]
    #24399836 - 06/12/17 03:10 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

I can't see

I can't think

I can't speak

I want to stay

I want to leave

I want to...

I want too

Trickle down
Prickle up

Better butter up

Better take care of me

Better off deaf

I feel you
You feel me

Who are we?

Power rangers?

Cowering strangers?

Are you me, in a different skin?

Please please

Don't you kill me!!

LE' ME KNOW IF WE CHU' GO!


Edited by remake (06/12/17 03:20 PM)


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #24403016 - 06/13/17 05:02 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

The 12th Commandment: Thou Shalt not... hesitate.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24403247 - 06/13/17 06:24 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

To shut the fuck up you mean?


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