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InvisibleEternalCowabunga
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24241393 - 04/13/17 07:26 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

As I walked through my jungle, all I saw were samples. In the eyes of evil, the dog had his mouth and eyes taped up and a hole in his stomach. I jingled some keys and then threw it at a pigeon that carried me up a mountain and into outer space. This is where I stashed my eight bags of exctasy for a lone adventurer to stumble upon the moon. Battery acid filled my mouth and my hand twisted and warped as a fractal into the neon abyss of god's mind.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #24241408 - 04/13/17 07:31 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

EternalCowabunga said:
Battery acid filled my mouth and my hand twisted and warped as a fractal into the neon abyss of god's mind.



I keep telling people to not use mech mods...


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #24241435 - 04/13/17 07:40 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

You shall find your willpower at the bottom of the empty bottle.  The barrel chamber, in fact.  In de facto, meenie moe magico.  A spontaneous starburst cut across a tranquil beach, leaving the sand blown away by your presence.  Not entitled yet alarmingly attractive! 

The letter 'f' sounds nice.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic]
    #24247400 - 04/15/17 08:19 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

:shockedpussy:

Your lying.

I don't think much.

I was just sitting here.

This whole time I had cream cheese on my k-nife.

Thanks, Steve.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24249144 - 04/16/17 02:08 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

I want to feel the tingle of shameless pleasure creeping up from my buttocks to the tip of my gooey gland.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24249601 - 04/16/17 05:45 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

It was RIGHT THERE on the back of the cul-de-sac of experience.

In other words its right where your penis touches the nylon.

Wow, it feels good to be a genius.

:kaneclap:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24249794 - 04/16/17 07:04 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Self centered and so balanced on these fucking eggshells that im about to make an omelette seasoned with the tears of my peers so fear me. Dont come near me im toxic. Poisoned with a thousand thoughts of off topic bullshit that doesnt really matter and oh yeah, i like poppies and the way the wind carries the sound of change across me.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24250092 - 04/16/17 08:34 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

A Wanker is a Nanny without the Punany.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24250510 - 04/16/17 11:44 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

I like what you did there, and by converting the dividends we curl the blasphemy into a new form.
Incredibly talented, the air you're breathing is not wasted.

Thanks the bees.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24250667 - 04/17/17 01:41 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Leaning back on his chair throwing his feet into the air.
Knocks them down on the table thrusting his hands beneath his head.

"Tickle my snooch, Bansker! Haha!"

Yeah, right Mother.
I see the endgame.
I feel the zing zang.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24254351 - 04/18/17 12:25 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

FranniePilgrim said:
I feel the zing zang.




Oh do you? How can you be so sure?
I know you've been around but have been around ever been you?
I do walk where I like me steps.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24254500 - 04/18/17 01:24 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

I don't even own feet

All I want is honey on my face

And a potato chip in my tea

I want to dance on my insanity,
Get rid of my over bloated faked vanity,

This is my calamity

Give me nothing, give me nothing

Give me no thing

I want to be an air bubble soaked in purple velvet amidst the electric shangri-la

I want to dance with the Elf Mama


Edited by remake (04/18/17 02:24 PM)


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24254553 - 04/18/17 01:37 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Its rising against all the walls we built for falling...


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24255919 - 04/19/17 12:12 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

The frogs limit their own algorithm sevenfold, no. There won't be a memory. I seen the shitstone plummet into veils of vials, so vile a wrench may as well catch a moth.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24256098 - 04/19/17 03:05 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

I can taste the gold on the tip of my tongue.

God will drip down from the sky.

We're gonna be an infinite source of bitcoins.

We'll never work again.

We're going to be healthy.

And make a new world order of fun. 

I'm just going to bop my head.

With ray bans on my face.

And act all super cool.

People are going to say: "this guy is cool".

And I'm going to say "so are you".

Then we're going to sip on smooth air.

And disappear forever into the good times.

And never return.

No one is going to lose.

No one is going to die.

I'm the prettiest boy.

I'm going to get the best girl.

And she's going to have all my little kids.

We're going to blow love bubbles.

All over town.

It's all going to happen tonight.

It's all happening now.

I'm just an animal.


Bye bye mind.

Bye bye.



Now I'm a turtle.

Now I'm a dolphin.

Now I'm a cheetah.

Now I'm a cucumber.



Nature is so fackin' fresh.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24257068 - 04/19/17 11:34 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

:didyouseethat:

Holy styrafoam jesus.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24257713 - 04/19/17 04:23 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

I am the rhinestone that grows on the awkward kidney.

I shall now proceed to find the way to the nearest exit of the moose penis I have come to call Home.

It shall be painful.

It shan't be an average old shart.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24257809 - 04/19/17 05:07 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

FranniePilgrim said:
I can taste the gold on the tip of my tongue.

God will drip down from the sky.

We're gonna be an infinite source of bitcoins.

We'll never work again.

We're going to be healthy.

And make a new world order of fun. 

I'm just going to bop my head.

With ray bans on my face.

And act all super cool.

People are going to say: "this guy is cool".

And I'm going to say "so are you".

Then we're going to sip on smooth air.

And disappear forever into the good times.

And never return.

No one is going to lose.

No one is going to die.

I'm the prettiest boy.

I'm going to get the best girl.

And she's going to have all my little kids.

We're going to blow love bubbles.

All over town.

It's all going to happen tonight.

It's all happening now.

I'm just an animal.


Bye bye mind.

Bye bye.



Now I'm a turtle.

Now I'm a dolphin.

Now I'm a cheetah.

Now I'm a cucumber.



Nature is so fackin' fresh.



MAKE.SHROOMERY.GREAT.AGAIN. :kaneclap:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24257891 - 04/19/17 05:49 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Deary,
You've received word, everyone floats!
1,2,4,9,15,9,4,2,1 and your a diamond no one can touch, baby.
I want to caress you, your soul in air form.
By doing this I want to leave you where you are with your sippy cup.

You're incredibly impromptu clipping off the float popper
and now the plane has landed. Don't worry I can unfasten my own confusion of your incredible touché.

:loveheart:  :timeofneed:  :seriousthumbsup:

Incredible.

Did I mention incredible?

Well,

Incredible. :awesomenod: :lmao:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24258669 - 04/20/17 12:19 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

pur3bind said:
Deary,
You've received word, everyone floats!
1,2,4,9,15,9,4,2,1 and your a diamond no one can touch, baby.
I want to caress you, your soul in air form.
By doing this I want to leave you where you are with your sippy cup.

You're incredibly impromptu clipping off the float popper
and now the plane has landed. Don't worry I can unfasten my own confusion of your incredible touché.

:loveheart:  :timeofneed:  :seriousthumbsup:

Incredible.

Did I mention incredible?

Well,

Incredible. :awesomenod: :lmao:




Allow me to break this down in terms the average mortal can understand:
Fractal stretchmarks beguile the widow among the grasses, for Saturday is near, and the clock tocks dreary.
Are your feet walking on the ground or the ground moving beneath you? Writhing worms glow pale blue and taste like blueberry waffles.
How
Could
It
Be
Any
Other
Way


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