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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24195197 - 03/26/17 04:53 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Megusta :bigyesnod:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #24198919 - 03/28/17 06:49 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Look into my eyes and find a man standing infront of you. That man is you. And my hands are tools. And my toes are digital conundrums. And my face is an alien spaceship. And my gonads are nowhere to be found. Listen to me when I say - I can balance myself on the tightrope between your thighs. What does all this mean? It means that whenever or however you look at any situation, no matter how tall the stack of pancakes you serve for breakfast. Nothing and I do mean NOTHING, can stop you from looking the other way and talking to the squirrel in the backyard of your mind. All in all this has been the only grave ever dug!

The splendor of daily life came tumbling down the mountain, spilling over the field. And a monkey stuck a finger up his butt.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake] * 1
    #24199485 - 03/28/17 11:21 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Im gonna fuck an old hat


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: mrmazdarx9]
    #24200748 - 03/28/17 07:30 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Two rank farts in a beer can and the poor thing couldn't even make a sandwich for the guests of honor at the symposium for gifted crocodiles who have been using lotion to moisten their scaly skin. But Kate could only spare a Mastodon turd.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Camwritesgonzo] * 2
    #24206896 - 03/30/17 11:15 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Why why are we gonna die/ were a social species were a poshal peeshies. Eatin keesh on a leash/ none fucks with my homies at the beech/ keepin it reel/ keepin it kapeash/ new disco is called binural beats/ nigga I was better asleep/ `I was better catchin air/ now I'm like wtf? I'm everything all of a sudden? Sure, I am. I'm everyones whore. There's a lot of real boys out there/ There's a lot of real adults/ Theres a lot of real woman/ There's a lot of real girls and boys/ I'd rather be in India/ I'd rather be in porn/ I'd rather be on the banjo/ I'd rather die into the golden chair/ or i'd rather die in the mudd/ yes I like being naughty/ Whoever told your muffin to stop scrounging around with mommy and move out to get shot by a racist spatula/ I said to Ramana/ I want to work at indian grocer til saved up to be famous/ he looked at me like I was uncanny...


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind] * 2
    #24207167 - 03/31/17 03:08 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

All the more I look at this place, I see the perfect simulation. Here we are, confused fucks, clamouring around, and we're thinking why is everything so boring, why are we so stuck?

But here we are, independent from one another, yet strangely attached.

And we have this immense capability of harnessing creative energy from the void within us and doing with what is given to us by Mama Earth as we please.

We can do anything! We wanted to fly, and so we built aeroplanes!

So too we can dip into church, or anywhere really, and just magically summon a dance party.

We could go to the most boring job, and start cracking up jokes.

That's the beauty of it my friends. You are already who you want to be, you just got to do it.

None of us know what this is, I'm sure.

But I do know I've got a hop in my shoes. And I'm not going to suffice myself to the boredom of accepting static nature.

We can slice through the ether, baby. Make this engine sing.

This means nothing, and for that very reason, this means everything.

I love all of you, but, at the same time,

fuck you. You beautiful, asshole. Let's make it right. Let's make it nice.

Let's sprinkle ice on that booboo.

I don't care. I care so much. Whoop me out. Whip me up. Spill my guts. Touch my nuts.


Edited by remake (03/31/17 04:19 AM)


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #24207169 - 03/31/17 03:11 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Crack the head of the spineless tickle .


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake] * 1
    #24208234 - 03/31/17 01:24 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Clearly hate makes the world go round like jolly go molly go round.
Never said I was a trip. Never said I was gonna die. Never said anything at all actually. Well, I said a few things. Actually yes, I said quite a bit when I was off in Martini Land. Now I'm a goat. Now I'm a chicken. All the while the hamster didn't want the oil after its workout. All the while all these simple metaphors a.k.a metawhores still make the coocoo clock churn bread butter off the looney goose dung. I'm tired of looking at screens. I want to want nothing. For Breakfast lunch and diner. Heck. I don't even know whats for life. Am I okay with this? If it's a frozen diner i'm gonna start eating acorns. I'm gonna start the metamorphosis and you fuckers will have to stand back or your gonna get some radiation poisoning. Just kidding I love you all. Only headtrips make me not. I want to love this side of the world. I don't know how, but I know that I don't exist in any sort of tangibality. It's Banality, really. So here we are. Are we here? Yes said the conductor. You're gonna be late. We love you! We love you so much were gonna sprinkle you with a little hate. Remember that word? Yes you do! Now, I want you to live in this world. I want you to make it! I want you to make something crazy! Don't worry, you're never gonna die, you're never gonna be late! What do you want honest and clear? Are you clear? Are you stoned? Sincerely, Story after story after story after story.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24208593 - 03/31/17 03:45 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

fuckin crazy ass naggers been locking me down inside when I HAVE to go without money I'm fucked cuz I cant just walk its pointless and makes me very paranoid and nothing to do with it.  just no.  don't believe this test of economy involves something directly giving me the goods when it ends theres no preparation it just works....... still I'm locked in fear of change anyways.

this starts directly with Ambition reservsal another plaguing one on me, and Kay also with these 2, everything else is by the wayside, I consider that caring never an interesting flirt and I gotta accept the love and hate that is sexay anyways...........BUH BOOM:cookiemonster:


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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: CalmGrass420] * 2
    #24208745 - 03/31/17 04:44 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Im feeling better than ever but i wake up late and eggplant i just ate tasted great i figured out how to fix my vape coils so that should save me some money and i really could use some more money or a job would be great but ive been searching and searching and havent found anything


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ModestMouse]
    #24208762 - 03/31/17 04:50 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

I was a job once.  I had a nice career, and some elegant china on the top shelf that chronically disappeared for weeks at a time. 
Speaking of time, you sure do have a lot of it.  Do what the rest of us do and fill the time with meaningless shit like work


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic]
    #24214685 - 04/03/17 07:10 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Scrambled; just like the sixteen naked ectomorphs carelessly running down my curtain this morning.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: CaptainRedbeard] * 1
    #24223358 - 04/06/17 05:00 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

The humidity ruined my vibrance. :sad:
Well, however, moreover & until then, at least we still got the paradigm.
Don't shit on me, I have been through the depths of hatreds plumbing.
Your flacid logic is impaled by your own naiveté.



So creep in silent sandstorm halls whilst you still carry the jewels.

See you Sunday.
Relax, you're going to die anyways.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24223883 - 04/06/17 08:29 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Hark the dark lord hath spoken.
Troth is the program that keep us from the lurch.
Plight is what makes the senescence of loyalty
ever so rapid.

Gather the storms and glisten ye functions
the final test of the hour waiting in the Adriatics.
WIth laughing horse people doing acrobatics.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise]
    #24226756 - 04/07/17 11:35 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

I see.... well...at this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together then reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.......mwaahahahahaha!!!....but not really cos we should all cutour losses when it hurts....


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #24226884 - 04/08/17 01:03 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
I see.... well...at this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together then reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.......mwaahahahahaha!!!....but not really cos we should all cutour losses when it hurts....




It's uh..
Uhmm..
Nice to meet you too sir.

:whoak:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24232193 - 04/10/17 10:41 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Just got a call from the calling center of all callings. The call was nothing close to anything as poignant as a thing my mind would say.

Nevertheless, you can bribe me with many things.
Got tits?

:pedrophile:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #24232591 - 04/10/17 01:45 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Did you even read the subject? You posted in wrong thread, in fact you posted in the wrong forum on the wrong internets.
You even typed with the wrong keyboard.

I can't even look at you.

We need to start seeing other people, I am sorry.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #24232888 - 04/10/17 03:52 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

"I used a pair of hand crafted, gold plated scissors to cut off my foreskin whilst singing 'mary had a little lamb' and staring into the eyes of a dead goat."

- other people


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake] * 1
    #24233865 - 04/11/17 01:36 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

NO!...

... NO!

DON'T YOU SEE! IT'S ALL A SHAM!
IT'S ALL A BIG BANG!
I CREATED YOU! (Say that 10x fast)
When the awakening is exposed in due fullness of diabolical Kilimanjaro altitude (Which sounds a lot like Kititude Altimanjaro) and a rude mathematician fantasy in the cocktail you will all begone from this exact page.
This precise page will in fact, begone. Not beg one, (or two or three or nine) but be-gone.

Also, I created this website.
I created the personal computer. I created the person.
I am ultra spontaneous. Put the lotion in the basket.


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Edited by pur3bind (04/11/17 01:37 AM)


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