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OfflineCalmGrass420
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise]
    #24173699 - 03/19/17 12:00 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Trump makes me so fucking paranoid I say I like him but I'm stressed at something and its like I sense hes a dictator like hitler and hes gonna shoot his wife with a pistol ............. whos hot by the way, and that reason alone I like her as first lady, when we bump dubstep and trap in the cars I wonder if trumpll come after and find us, when we don't care about failure or bleiving or that nonsensical BS its like no limitations, we're free, feelin good.  For fucks sake, just let me rest here for awhile without wanting to move, why move I hate moving, don of a bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhh:8ball::awehigh::cookiemonster::letyourspiritsoar:


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Offlinespirit_shadow
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: CalmGrass420]
    #24173810 - 03/19/17 01:39 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

:squares: :ancientaliens::house::rockman::chong::kaneclap::asianofapproval::woah::vibin::highfive1::shroomeryhead::raver2::raver:


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ERROR 418 IM A TEAPOT.....(this account is automated, all posts related to illegal activities or advice thereof are strictly from numerous online sites and are for informational purposes only)- Circa 2011
Ban lotto


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InvisibleGreen7Alchemist
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Posts: 2,171
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow] * 3
    #24177380 - 03/20/17 10:44 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

NO HE AINT GONNA DIIEEEEEEE NO NO NOOOOO


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THUG - ISLAM - BIBLE
streets disciple
CHRIST IS KING.

Sunshine said: "Gangsters are super heroes"


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Green7Alchemist]
    #24177627 - 03/20/17 12:29 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! :holyfuckdude:  :zomgwtf:  :chong:  :cheech:  :braindamage:  :smokinacandycane:  :dogpipe:  :snoopyes:  :splooge:


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24178043 - 03/20/17 02:34 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Are cobwebs made by spiders? If so arent they just spider webs? :/


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #24178069 - 03/20/17 02:42 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Philosophy sounds like anti-philosophy.
What does that make pudding?


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24178617 - 03/20/17 06:29 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

... I see.

You guys still believe blue jeans are real.

:hooray:  :dafuq:


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Offlineunsuremeaningofall
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: zZZz]
    #24178638 - 03/20/17 06:42 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Xanax + the others has me good as fuck


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I hope I'm slumped over being wired. Better yet on ketamine, possibly with shrooms as I have not tried them.


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OfflineKenetic
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #24178639 - 03/20/17 06:43 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I'll slingshot a can of worms into your festering mouth you simple person.  Shhh, the dragon is sleeping right now, let's not wake him up?"  How dare you be rude to my customers he asked me.  "Stand up and fight me like a manz!" he stated to the old hag with utmost sympathy for her dirty ol britches. 

Not everything in life can fit in a Kmart bag


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DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet


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InvisibleEternalCowabunga
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic] * 1
    #24178680 - 03/20/17 07:03 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I pulled myself out of the swimming pool. I grabbed my legendary sword and entered the sauana. I spilt the rocks in half and ate them. Then I got naked and fell through the cracks. Cracks of the universe. Had I smoked crack? No. It was toad venom.
Polka dots on my brains challenged each other for dominance in my frontal cortex. I regretted eating all those bananas for breakfast. 14 bananas... someone told me that bananas are good for your dog's digestive system

I became a dog
Then I cracked my knuckles and they fell off
A long sigh
Been down this road before. Been down this toad before.

Who is in my parking spot. They must be new here. I will show them the path to the Illagundra Forest of Vitals where the strongest ghosts guide your spirit to new realms. Realm of God. Ruler of God. God, ruler of Gods.

Stop looking down on me from there. Or I'll kick that ladder from under you.


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OfflineSporepoise
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #24179029 - 03/20/17 09:56 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Who's that man out there?

Who's that guy with the large hat?

I mean we can't even find the standard deviation
and this guy is over here with his large hat.

To be honest I didn't even lay a single finger on the operator switch.
yes that same switch that changes the people in your life
the thick smoke in your brothers lungs
the cold hands of number ones
telephone pole


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InvisibleEternalCowabunga
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise]
    #24180958 - 03/21/17 04:32 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

edit: too angry


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Edited by EternalCowabunga (03/21/17 04:47 PM)


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic] * 1
    #24181670 - 03/21/17 08:58 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

:scarybeat:
Quote:

Kenetic said:
Not everything in life can fit in a Kmart bag



Build your own damn boat.
I've never met a termite I didn't like.
I've never met a zebra that was lazy and stupid.
Schism chasm.
Silver Sliver.
Only a boulder can stand still.
Only man can be man.
Only a tree can be alive and dead.
Only a squirrel can count to 15.


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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InvisibleChRnZN
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #24187129 - 03/23/17 07:41 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I cry at intersections


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OfflineKenetic
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ChRnZN]
    #24187133 - 03/23/17 07:42 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I intercept crybabies buttholes


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OfflineConnoisseur

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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic] * 1
    #24187680 - 03/24/17 12:50 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Im a couch lock demon
Pragmatic tar coated lungs still breathin
Cancerous ventricles still seathing within a skin that's full of sin but fuck it this hearts still beatin

I never had much patient for the little fuckin creatins
That roundabout who staggers out with a punch drunk greetin
I master flight than transfer light that expands delight upon first meetin


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OfflineSporepoise
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Connoisseur]
    #24188486 - 03/24/17 11:00 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

she bent in closer  and whispered into my ear  "snoogen".

Everything suddenly stopped. the ground was shaking
my pants were quaking.

All the while your highness stood up laughed.


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InvisibleGreen7Alchemist
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Registered: 12/28/16
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Loc: Mayami
Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise] * 1
    #24188569 - 03/24/17 11:30 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

life at the end of my scepter
gripping the cold steal of death in my hand
the womb of the ankh gave power to the dead
chastened by the staff to walk a straight path
in life nothing is a given but everything is giving
hurricanes reciprocate life force lightning
trees on fire in my eye cant be tamed


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Trip 7
THUG - ISLAM - BIBLE
streets disciple
CHRIST IS KING.

Sunshine said: "Gangsters are super heroes"


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Green7Alchemist] * 1
    #24190537 - 03/24/17 11:33 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Man can be man only if man will be a man.
If a man is not a man, he becomes a fish.
But a fish can be a man, but a man cannot be a fish.
For a fish is only a fish inside man.
Outside fish is man without a man.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #24194823 - 03/26/17 01:54 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

TRU STOWRIE:

While walking out for an out walking, I couldn't help but notice the body felt tired. I layed there on the rocks on the ground in a relatively comfortable tide. While lying there with eyes closed in silent darkness, I watched my self going and coming. Eventually I knew I was the unchanging.

When I opened my eyes my vision was very blurry. The kind of blur you get when you just wake up. All the the little sticks and stones on the ground were colorless. Even the trees looked like a black and white scene from a 1960s movie. Then I turned my head, And I saw a yellow bus. It was as bright as the sun. Yet the sun was purer as I was the sun.

I then thought maybe I ought to tell the shroomery about it.
I am here.
Type-y type,
typing away
to somebody who gives a shit.

The End.


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



Edited by pur3bind (03/26/17 01:56 PM)


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