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Sporepoise
fungal cetacean


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#24042661 - 01/26/17 10:50 PM (7 years, 4 days ago) |
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The bees may have their methods at keeping the squirrels away, but its not over till the get down GETS down.
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wolfiewolfie
Just wingin' it.


Registered: 06/16/15
Posts: 2,177
Loc: Australia
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Sporepoise]
#24042809 - 01/27/17 12:15 AM (7 years, 4 days ago) |
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Sporepoise said: its not over till the get down GETS down.
Holy fucking universal rainbow donkey :O
I bet you know how to arm wrestle, people usually go scissors but I like to check when I have a good hand.
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Edited by wolfiewolfie (01/27/17 12:16 AM)
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Seriously_trippin
Cosmic Guru Ganesh



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#24042857 - 01/27/17 01:04 AM (7 years, 4 days ago) |
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Not every meaningful thought has to be deep
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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My mindss not a well....it cant run dry. Ill just keep drinking water and I'll be alright.
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pur3bind
Not all who wander are frost-y



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Did you human beings even know that you are human beings? Did'ya?
Of course not, you only think of your self.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
#24043395 - 01/27/17 10:28 AM (7 years, 3 days ago) |
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"They are without fears and without desires, dominated by no falsehood, sharing no error, loving without illusion, suffering without impatience, reposing in the quietude of eternal thought... a Magus cannot be ignorant, for magic implies superiority, mastership, majority, and majority signifies emancipation by knowledge. The Magus welcomes pleasure, accepts wealth, deserves honour, but is never the slave of one of them; he knows how to be poor, to abstain, and to suffer; he endures oblivion willingly because he is lord of his own happiness, and expects or fears nothing from the caprice of fortune. He can love without being beloved; he can create imperishable treasures, and exalt himself above the level of honours or the prizes of the lottery. He possesses that which he seeks, namely, profound peace. He regrets nothing which must end, but remembers with satisfaction that he has met with good in all. His hope is a certitude, for he knows that good is eternal and evil transitory. He enjoys solitude, but does not fly the society of man; he is a child with children, joyous with the young, staid with the old, patient with the foolish, happy with the wise. He smiles with all who smile, and mourns with all who weep; applauding strength, he is yet indulgent to weakness; offending no one, he has himself no need to pardon, for he never thinks himself offended; he pities those who misconceive him, and seeks an opportunity to serve them; by the force of kindness only does he avenge himself on the ungrateful..." - Eliphas Levi
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pur3bind
Not all who wander are frost-y



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: akira_akuma]
#24043714 - 01/27/17 12:50 PM (7 years, 3 days ago) |
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Its all just green beans and pickles.
This is why your mother used to tell you to eat your green vegetables.
Now you know what it means.
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wolfiewolfie
Just wingin' it.


Registered: 06/16/15
Posts: 2,177
Loc: Australia
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
#24045267 - 01/27/17 09:51 PM (7 years, 3 days ago) |
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Tmethyl said: ------ ↓ Shit can't make sense below this line ↓ ------
If on the fourth day god created the sun, how the fuck had four days passed?
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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all. My Drawings
Edited by wolfiewolfie (01/27/17 09:56 PM)
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#24045864 - 01/28/17 08:27 AM (7 years, 2 days ago) |
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A gem squash walks into a bar. Lifting its hands in remarkable passion. "Where can I find some tulips, dear sir. 'Tis all I need to complete my conquest!"
"Well" replied the soybean.
"I guess you could say I DID cross over the hedge!" Winking like a mad kiwi.
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Malouz
Phytophile




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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
#24046172 - 01/28/17 10:46 AM (7 years, 2 days ago) |
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A kiwi will not let others do their due diligence, and the all of a sudden it disapears ! I mean come on dude stop being such a flat cubic figure.
So…
An inch of a sevenfold is needed to buy the whole network.
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pur3bind
Not all who wander are frost-y



Registered: 07/16/16
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Malouz]
#24046719 - 01/28/17 03:23 PM (7 years, 2 days ago) |
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That's just it! You will always be flipping quarters inside fountains!

Tell me everything.
Here, take this. Volcanoes made it. It's called Fukitol. 10,000 mg. You only need one a lifetime.
You are it.
Thanks for playing.
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
#24046840 - 01/28/17 04:09 PM (7 years, 2 days ago) |
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Everyone is looking at me like i need help but from where om standing they are the ones that nees help....quite the
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


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Read this in Em and F# at the same time.
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pur3bind
Not all who wander are frost-y



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
#24047006 - 01/28/17 05:14 PM (7 years, 2 days ago) |
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Welcome my friend,
Welcome...
To the
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
#24047210 - 01/28/17 06:46 PM (7 years, 2 days ago) |
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Am I insane? By george I've got it! No, thats not how you should respond. Who the fuck asked you? I did you jackass. Fuck you. Fuck your couch!
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pur3bind
Not all who wander are frost-y



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Chocolate saves. Eat chocolate. Just give me a big mac and a bj on national television and I'll give you my tire pump. We're gonna shit our pants to Mars. Better bring an umbrella.
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spirit_shadow
Feature not a bug



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
#24048970 - 01/29/17 12:50 PM (7 years, 1 day ago) |
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We are all dying yet im catching the strongest vibe its so fucking
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
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Loc: South Africa
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shit our pants
Shit pants. Hit pants. It pants. T pants. Pants. Ants.
Ants. Fucking ants and cheesey puffs. All over my face. Covering my fingers. Lick? Wash? Stare?
What to do. What to say.
So I call my dog. Heads straight for my crotch. Mongrel too familiar with the peanut butter routine. I said "Woah. Lick THIS finger, boy."
"Yes, father"
"You talk?"
"Of course pappa"
Fell off my chair. Grasping the nearest book I could find to exorcise this motherfucker. Turns out it was my copy of "50 shades of grey". Now my dog is a billionaire sex maniac. And I'm a hot and sexy nympho. Gettin my ass whooped. Never been this sweaty.
Fucking shit pants, man. Shit pants and flying spaghetti saucers.
Edited by remake (01/29/17 01:17 PM)
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pur3bind
Not all who wander are frost-y



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
#24049043 - 01/29/17 01:21 PM (7 years, 1 day ago) |
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FranniePilgrim said:
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shit our pants
So I call my dog. Heads straight for my crotch. Mongrel too familiar with the peanut butter routine. I said "Woah. Lick THIS finger, boy."

Before you plunged into eternity with your poppernostril, I was just going to congratulate Sir Spri1nty_Shadow for pointing out the fundamentally daft observation that chicken don't wear any sandals and question: Why were we afraid of Elephants the color of Purple shades of cock feeders.
It would seem presumptuous that you need to jerk off on top of a mountain.
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
#24049262 - 01/29/17 02:46 PM (7 years, 1 day ago) |
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I dropped my pants and quickly discovered that they forgot to put pickles on my sammich! What the!! I want my soul back.
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