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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23964179 - 12/28/16 10:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Theme:
GUYS! I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
REALLY, IT'S IN MY HAND! JUST TAKE A PEEK!

(Gathering the age lines inside my Jar of bacterial infested worms)
What the fuck is going on dudes and non-dudes?
Wait! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

:holyfuckdude:


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23964269 - 12/28/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Woah, I didn't expect this level of intensive care this late at night on a weekday.
Shit dude.

:ohsodevious:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23964430 - 12/29/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Can you believe in just a twinkle of an eye we all get butt naked and swim in a Mudd Tabogin.

There will be blood. There will be blood.

:shitsintense:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23964470 - 12/29/16 12:46 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Where there is blood Wednesday will follow ...

As one timidly scrapes the top of a rueben sandwich, crazy mad phresh vibrations dispense from atleast 9 traincars.

Flee now before (attic to cellar this is butter dish speaking) someone smells my blueberry patch (fire without prejudice).

Crane your neck until the shellfish undress, blue light emanating from their grundle bundle.

SHHHHH...

Men are talking my dear


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Yukon Cornelius]
    #23964476 - 12/29/16 12:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

But all men ever even talk about is how snow is filled with 12th floor dillemas and coffee cups don't hold their weight up without smudging into the existential awakening within all sentient organisms, plateauing across the infinite surface tension of existence-like plasma, kindly organized and backward-facing bacteria whispering in their mothers ear "Mom, I'll be fine.".

It's all so banal.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23964496 - 12/29/16 01:21 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Where's boo boo kitty fuck?  I haven't seen her in years.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Amanita86]
    #23964527 - 12/29/16 02:00 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Sleeping right behind me. :ooo:

Like a huffy puffy meat log.

Guess she got tired of Shroomery or something. :shrug:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23964537 - 12/29/16 02:08 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Word, that's w'sup.. I'd say tell her I said hey but I doubt she remembers me at this point.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Amanita86]
    #23964542 - 12/29/16 02:12 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I told her Amanita86 said hey, but she is unconscious and was not able to generate any sort of meaningful response.
I'll try again when she awakens. :awesomenod:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23965056 - 12/29/16 09:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

"Dragons. Midgets. Sorbet. Malnutrition. And, crickets! Such are the chemical compounds of Flibbitydooba Waffles. And as we all know, waffles, they don't come cheap! So gather all your plastic coins and flip them into the juice mincer, heads or tails, doesn't matter. Take that melting ladle and stir them together until you get to the consistency of burnt rubber. Chuck it all over the hood of your car. Take a snap shot, post it on Facebook with the caption : "Just saw your mother at the mall". And voila. You just earned yourself 2000 Lube Drops. Use them to buy yourself some Sugarnuts, you dirty mermaid."

Dumpster raider and local hero, Krusty Krack, , in conversation with me on how to properly plant magic fish eggs. September 20th, 2008.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Josex]
    #23965303 - 12/29/16 11:30 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Josex said:
Quote:

Sporepoise said:
Has anyone seen my fish?



:manvsfish:

Is that you and your fish? Your fish has chosen THE thug life and HE'S probably selling meth by now. For the record, Buddhist monks say that fish become well domesticated (AND NOT AT ALL WAYWARD) if you lick their gills every hour for ten days in a row.



Fuck ive been using my penis thats why ive now got fin rot on my tip. Say if I leave my rectum out to dry how likely is it that Jeffrey dean morgan may come and try to contact George Michaels ghost through means of a seance or In his case a gheyance? I worry I wont have the cubic capacity for all the man fat


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #23965330 - 12/29/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

FranniePilgrim said:
"Dragons. Midgets. Sorbet. Malnutrition. And, crickets! Such are the chemical compounds of Flibbitydooba Waffles. And as we all know, waffles, they don't come cheap! So gather all your plastic coins and flip them into the juice mincer, heads or tails, doesn't matter. Take that melting ladle and stir them together until you get to the consistency of burnt rubber. Chuck it all over the hood of your car. Take a snap shot, post it on Facebook with the caption : "Just saw your mother at the mall". And voila. You just earned yourself 2000 Lube Drops. Use them to buy yourself some Sugarnuts, you dirty mermaid."

Dumpster raider and local hero, Krusty Krack, , in conversation with me on how to properly plant magic fish eggs. September 20th, 2008.




PS: Look at the page, not the characters I imposed upon it.

You are pushing the boundries dear friend, incredible collection of nothing specific here.
I was going to attempt a response, but how do you respond the meeting a 10ft Owl when you are but a squeamish worm who is afraid of getting dirty?
I am just writhing nutrition caught in an attempted act of attrition.
It's like being a bird who is afraid of heights man.

But I will give it a shot.

A shot of intravenous vanilla pudding, I am tripping balls right now.
There are square balls every-fucking-where I fall. Why do they show up right after your mom calls my personal number?
Is she a square-balling witch from nevertits? In either case it's not important, but it's important that we import the spacebar properly.
Because you've never had a screwdriver unless you drank it on a spacebar. That shit is outa' this world, and I am outa' time.

Rabbit stew, cooked in a shoe.
Fuck you. :awesomenod:



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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23965581 - 12/29/16 01:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

A boundary is not a boundary, if it is made of air. Which is, in fact, the main ingredient of jungle jam. Under the right conditions, when the plum plops and sherbet syrup intertwine, no boundary exists! And its like. There's this wall, man. Floating in air. And, I'm not even a river any more, I'm like, some kind of, poopmachine, with some sort of, rainbow vision. Na meen?

Anyway. Spoons don't take the term of the day, like they use to say. And shoe shiners aren't always the first to get the moonshine. It all comes down to adequate inspection of your "own" pumpkins, and if they aren't up to the standard of auburn apples, well, then it's only up to Mother Teressa to decide who gets the tickets to the circus. And we all know that Lady, loves her knuckles. Not to mention german sheppards.


Edited by remake (12/29/16 01:51 PM)


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #23967253 - 12/30/16 03:07 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Tonights offensive was a massacre...the doigons probably didn't know what hit them. There was doigon blood all over my vest I couldn't even tell if I was stepping on severed arms or severed legs. Chief says we all get capri suns for our valor but I don't know whether or not that was valor or just the period blood we drank prior to the fight. All I do know is scarlet johansen is a fine woman and she probably wants us all to fart in each others mouths but what do I know Im just a doigon killing, Beef curtain licking, betta fish loving mother flim bop.
 

  Anyways I'll write back to you guys on the next blood moon, hopefully we can gather our nine pieces of eight again before the storm circles back. Its been years since Link came back out of the forest but I think we'll see him sooner than later. He's always had a way of coming back through the ages. Perhaps he found that horse he always wanted.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise]
    #23967613 - 12/30/16 09:33 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

From the moment I layed eyes on the first extravagant belly button,
I knew I wasn't the biggest slut of them all.
Sewage conspiracys spiraling con pawns, but remember that chess game- All pieces are integral beings of creativity.

Then, it struck me while I was jogging backwards through the fuckstorm,
like a Aquarius in a cornfield.
One day, you will see it. It will change your fucking life.
A rainbow caterpillar on a trumpet bloodrose, with Brazilian festered fleeting flies crawling in orbital Stockholm syndrome.

I want to meet you there.
Shall we dance?
:heart:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23972140 - 01/01/17 12:24 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

See, I am taking up so much room because you guys tire me out. Google Answers can be very ignorant, so tin foil hats jinx saxophines like Lakota soap lathering up primordial intentions.

I just have one question; What angle of naughtyness would the universe bend itself if a fish-ish shwarma drank the jungle stick?
What would come about the fish-ish shwarma?
You may choose only one


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #23972162 - 01/01/17 12:38 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

FranniePilgrim said:
A boundary is not a boundary, if it is made of air. Which is, in fact, the main ingredient of jungle jam. Under the right conditions, when the plum plops and sherbet syrup intertwine, no boundary exists! And its like. There's this wall, man. Floating in air. And, I'm not even a river any more, I'm like, some kind of, poopmachine, with some sort of, rainbow vision. Na meen?

Anyway. Spoons don't take the term of the day, like they use to say. And shoe shiners aren't always the first to get the moonshine. It all comes down to adequate inspection of your "own" pumpkins, and if they aren't up to the standard of auburn apples, well, then it's only up to Mother Teressa to decide who gets the tickets to the circus. And we all know that Lady, loves her knuckles. Not to mention german sheppards.



Calm down guy. You dont need to insult my mother.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23972342 - 01/01/17 04:34 AM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Poetry and an mandarin orange trees takes time and patience .  Life and whimsy ,creativity and zeal . If nothing is done his life lost. Would it be like never to talk in your entire life? Frozen blades of grass obliterated like saltines or dust bunnies. Candy is dandy and makes women randy,liquor is quicker but truly makes them sicker. Saw doctor who and he didn't know where Waldo was. Take a bow ponyboy ..... take a bow because we are all in the animal farm together and just another brick in the wall.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23973050 - 01/01/17 01:26 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

This is not what I've witnessed.
Golf is a much better sport when using hard boiled eggs and a batmobile.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23973152 - 01/01/17 02:09 PM (7 years, 29 days ago)

Indeed.  Quite indeed in fact!  Why of course without speculating the true cause can we first not arise upon a champion in a due manner!  Any moment is a moment indeed.

Quite.  Even without all the speculating.


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