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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise] 1
#23957536 - 12/26/16 12:06 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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One day I was reading a post on the Shroomery, it said:
Quote:
Sporepoise said: "Flim bop snoogen dim" said the man with balls on his chin.
The ambience in the room suddenly vanished. A cold darkness crept into the mind.
Before any word was said and without warning Several beef curtains appeared out of nowhere spraying the guests with urine. There was a fury of laughter amidst a golden shower. All was well in the kingdom.
"huzzah!" cried Thanotar. The guests were drunk from their body warm self sprayed wine.
I read the whole thing, I smiled and giggled, I loved the beautiful ending and the proper punctuation made my nipples hard. I then posted a comment underneath it stating that I enjoyed it, thoroughly. Then I posted a statement under that stating that I enjoyed the story above.
Then I made a gap between the above statement. Then I made comment underneath that, stating nothing in particular.
I then went on to make the space between the above statement even larger. Which left me feeling quite empty. I thought about making some periods to fill in the space. . . .. ... ..... ........ ............. ..................... .................................. I made the periods. Then I made a statement stating that I made the periods.
Thanks for being here now.
You may have noticed this post, but did anyone care to recognize the empty, monochromatic, unmoving space on which it lays? Emptiness sure is fertile. Nothing sure is something. Tat tvam asi.
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Tmethyl
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
#23958207 - 12/26/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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And then nothing happened.
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remake


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
#23958351 - 12/26/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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From the pits of nothingness arised a creature of tremendous beauty, carrying with it, a little birdie. It was kind of fucked up. For the creature was not even a creature. But a giant blob of rasberry flavored jelly. The birdie was in fact not even a birdie, but a little bronze goon. And so concludes the story of how fireworks were transformed into hay.
"What else can I say, everyone is hay"
- Burt Propane
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Tmethyl
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
#23958454 - 12/26/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I am Buddha after reading that.
I don't even use tinfoil anymore, I am healed.
I am healed.
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BANANA.MAN
Turd Ferguson


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
#23958580 - 12/26/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
I don't even use tinfoil anymore
never forget where you come from bro.
Edited by BANANA.MAN (12/26/16 03:20 PM)
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Kenetic
Nam Sayin



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Did you, or did you not do?
Though, I'm asking you a question bro? To be? Or not to be.
Tim. Athy.
Apathy.
Anyhow I plan on redirecting our efforts to the outpost on Mars? We are heavily outmanned and our guns just don't really work that well out there. We. Need. Some. Effing help, with a capital fuck and a precursor to our denarative.
Yeah, I made up a new word. So what?
-------------------- Todo Cambia    DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet
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pur3bind
Not all who wander are frost-y



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Loc: Plan, Plant, Planet
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic]
#23961562 - 12/27/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Smoke the tin bin. Brush the dust puss. Drink the extreme bean- juice. Rubber rpg. Present broment.
Boys, (or other critters harvesting mean small talk) tonight its on the house, and the house, well, its on tonight!
-------------------- "There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
#23961569 - 12/27/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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How dare you Pur3, how dare you...
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pur3bind
Not all who wander are frost-y



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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
#23961652 - 12/28/16 12:11 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Giving me a taste of my own medicine? If so, fuck yeah bud!

Eh?
-------------------- "There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)
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Intelligentxfruit
Earth Hippy


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
#23961662 - 12/28/16 12:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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free fucking willy
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remake


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A man kicks down the door of a class full of fifth graders, wearing nothing but boxer shorts and a wife beater. He stands in front of the class, a bewildered look in his eyes, the kids, flipping the fuck out. He raises his right hand, holding a decapitated doll head. Shouting at the top of his lungs:
"Free ice cream outside - NOW!"
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
#23962586 - 12/28/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jolly good show. Jolly good.
I clicked my mouse 3 times while I read that horrifying story.
Is the guy in his undies you? Or your mom? 
WAIT! Don't tell me, it's probably better I don't know the truth.
Ok tell me, tell me!
Wait, no, nvm.
Send me a private message and tell me!
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remake


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
#23962624 - 12/28/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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One need only look above the bathroom sink.
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
#23962977 - 12/28/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's me!?
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remake


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl] 1
#23963069 - 12/28/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You don't have a photo of Jackie Chan pasted on the mirror?
Cause if you did, you'd know I was referring to Bruce Lee's cousin. Gilgamesh "Wishbone" Lee, a very unknown bus driver who died 30 years ago, literally, tripping over some mushrooms.
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
#23963076 - 12/28/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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How did you get so brutal Frannie? Does it take training or does it come naturally?
Will you be my master.
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remake


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
#23963168 - 12/28/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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My mother tells me stories of how I moonwalked out of her wearing ray ban's and bopping my head to music I was making with my butthole.
I only teach on one condition. You'd have to:
Spit into the mouth of a full grown hamster.
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Tmethyl
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
#23963176 - 12/28/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I am not worthy..
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Kenetic
Nam Sayin



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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
#23963218 - 12/28/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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No, the hampster is not worthy.
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Tmethyl
Smear in the shale


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic]
#23963615 - 12/28/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You're so unwillingly nice Kenetic.

Sank yew berry mush.
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