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InvisibleLittleDipster
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23954709 - 12/24/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

jesus christ dude seriously? how can you be that ignorant? i thought this whole time we were crustaceans living inside a holographic crystallized sphere projected from vibrating 2 dimensional planes giving the illusion of time. You're fucking telling me we are just barnacles on a whales ass? FUCK OFF


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: LittleDipster]
    #23954891 - 12/24/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Don't be mad bro it's all good in the end when the grand Master flushes.


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The geometry of us is no chance. We are antennae, we are tuning forks, we are receiver and transmitters of all energy. We are more than we know.  - @entheolove

"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for"  - Georgia O'Keefe

I think the word is vagina


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: LittleDipster]
    #23954973 - 12/24/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

LittleDipster said:
jesus christ this whole time we were crustacean barnacles on a whales ass?




What is so wrong with that?


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23955326 - 12/24/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Shrimps n dip and a golden cross with metal detectors determining gastritis cloak constipations.

Patients patently pating their own way down the fuckin' tubes.
Tube 1, tube 2, tube red tube blue.
Tube snow and tube fire, tube something and tube lube.

It's never what you say, it's what you won't say.

:nodofunderstanding:

Fluffernutter.

Never try to define this. It lives in every one of us.


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23955963 - 12/25/16 08:54 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Never ever lift the lever lest it dies in only one of you.


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Ban lotto


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23955982 - 12/25/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Never ever lift the lever lest it dies in only one of you.



Or sevrel of you depending on what tea the cat doesnt let you drink.

Its like Tyler the Creator says "we out here doing bad shit nigga"


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Invisibleremake
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23956429 - 12/25/16 12:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

'Twas one word the elven king of Hooshpala whispered into my ear one fateful night while stroking my man titties:

"Koookaapalapapa"

Translation

"Keep it funky, home boy"

"Funk the shit. Out of everything."


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #23956472 - 12/25/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Empty inside out the ford long dong.
Creeping around the backside of the tire a sound.
Silence bewilders the open pounding.

I love chicken.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23956574 - 12/25/16 02:26 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

With the flaming stick of temporary light, Thanotar moved slowly through the knee deep pines and slowly tiles head and parted his linen helmet to aid in his perception. With unobstructed ears, mind, and throat,and a fully developed erection he made his way to the clearing he had no knowledge of, Thanotar quickly doffed his leather and latex to reveal his shiny red .....



(Merry Christmas you nutjobs! Love you all more than I love vinegar [I actually can't stand vinegar {does that mean I love you more or less than the average |humanish|person} one but, or anything pickled])


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The geometry of us is no chance. We are antennae, we are tuning forks, we are receiver and transmitters of all energy. We are more than we know.  - @entheolove

"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for"  - Georgia O'Keefe

I think the word is vagina


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Invisibleremake
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: nuentoter]
    #23956604 - 12/25/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Lobster penis,

Words flowing from his crown;

"Love is but a word. A word carrying weight. The weight of a little baby. Born too early. Yet growing to be pretty swell. Swelling up to be a little too heavy. About to detonate, kamikaze style. Leaving puddles of liquid velvet groovy dooby doo goo."


Edited by remake (12/25/16 03:17 PM)


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake] * 1
    #23956815 - 12/25/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

She said she would "jingle my bells" one day during a massive winter storm so I listened to her anyway.  For the first time in a while I felt at peace, even though I was still a little sweaty from decking her halls with jollly all night.  Enough about me though... 

Is there anywhere close around here to get a sand-less, non-magical sandwitch?  Or is it just me?  Can we really find what we are looking for on a drug forum?  (yessssss.......)


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Todo Cambia
   

               
                                                :cookiemonster::elmo:



DMT said: Everyone know's me, they just don't know it yet


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic]
    #23957429 - 12/25/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Designated spirals with parcels to Amanita during the Cold War. It was alright out (avg -11) The bard wrote on his feathered Minxapaster "Zietveen Cgulskur, Japan Zeel Dei Saiance Jew Curly Cures 1893. Which in Banana language is "Gtfo".

Scientific American and journal of foreign affairs published the finest fishing rod models since they found that one dude frozen and the Duke was a dick. I wouldn't blame him; she was a Dike.

The train on the wall was running on hot shit crapes the size of termite cities. It was going at an acute but possibly mediated level of 573,800,670 miles an hour. Goofy stretched his sling shot limbs to make perfect tracks, causing the train to glide safely across the gorge.

Want to find out more of these incidences live on tape? Drop on by! Pop on in! Send us something that shows you care!
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Merry After Christmas

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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23957439 - 12/25/16 10:52 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hark and let the eagles bark you slaves
You think you knew me like the pie end of a steed left to dry
Fuck
Fuck you and the rest of the 83 hunstman involved in the conquer


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23957443 - 12/25/16 10:56 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Im gonna fuck you


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23957444 - 12/25/16 10:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

83 times? What have thou collected inside the net of skinning paste?


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23957497 - 12/25/16 11:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

How do I get azurs tits?


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Intelligentxfruit]
    #23957501 - 12/25/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Intelligentxfruit said:
How do I get azurs tits?



Hgh and call of duty


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23957514 - 12/25/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

the gerbils were yelling to tk,over and over

shouting TK piggy pig pig TK TK TK! exploding like pop-corn

POP

all my gerbils died that day


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Intelligentxfruit]
    #23957526 - 12/25/16 11:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I tried my best to explain it to you guys, but you just don't get it.
Muddy flapster dew does not fit into Saturdays schedule.
We have burgers to burn and water to evaporate, and you guys just keep playing around.
IS THIS NOT A BIG DEAL TO YOU!? This isn't a game brotatos and sistatos.

If you can't be as serious as me, I think we need to find a new helper.
Can you pull it together for the thread? Or do dreams only exist in your imagination?
Can you deny the existence of the screen while you watch the movie?

Radiation is eggs.
Don't you dare edit me.
See you Saturday.

Namaste.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Intelligentxfruit]
    #23957531 - 12/25/16 11:58 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

"Flim bop snoogen dim" said the man with balls on his chin.

The ambience in the room suddenly vanished.
A cold darkness crept into the mind.

Before any word was said and without warning
Several beef curtains appeared out of nowhere spraying the guests with urine.
There was a fury of laughter amidst a golden shower. All was well in the kingdom.

"huzzah!" cried Thanotar. The guests were drunk from their body warm self sprayed wine.


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