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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: mrmazdarx9]
    #23951398 - 12/23/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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mrmazdarx9 said:
Ive heard its only 30 seconds to mars?




gay band bro. =liked him as the joker bro.

:nomoreinternet:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23951936 - 12/23/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You guys are pretty good at this but can you forget all about it and remember all inside it?
That would be the best way to get to mars, on train tracks.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23952119 - 12/23/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

To take the train you would need to lay rail first. The best rails I've ever laid were K. I believe that's where the other side of the hole comes out.

The more I strive to remember the foggier it becomes. Was that Mars or Uranus?

Upon further reflection and homo inflection I think I do remember the hair.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: nuentoter]
    #23952310 - 12/23/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

the hair was there the whole time. It always was and is. Theres only a few options for us and one of those is getting there so we can become more than what we are. Eventually we will be able to act as one organism.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: LittleDipster] * 1
    #23952520 - 12/23/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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LittleDipster said:
the hair was there the whole time. It always was and is. Theres only a few options for us and one of those is getting there so we can become more than what we are. Eventually we will be able to act as one orgasm.






Fixed for you, I hate autocorrect too.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: nuentoter]
    #23952547 - 12/23/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Incredibly enough, ass-raping is not considered a spiritual practice in some countries such as Texas, whereas horse-raping is notorious for leaving angry bruises in people's chests.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Josex]
    #23952562 - 12/23/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hey don't make fun of bruises, my chest is on fire right now!  Sometimes I wonder who the real winners were back then.  It all comes together now that I'm seeing it through the trees:  I must get high on mars.  The quickest way anywhere is by train, so I'll just talk my buddy George into renting one for the weekend. 

That's the way daddy likes it baby!


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic] * 1
    #23952638 - 12/23/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Dude don't go to Mars by regular train, you ain't making no fucking sense no more. It's Christmas and you can hitch a ride with Mr. Hankey The Christmas Turd in his poo-poo train which is cucumber as a cool!

If you don't trust me, I'll have to give you the :rr: treatment...

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Also and if I remember wrongly, you can trade blood vessels for real autamated socks that will sing a carol if your dog smells your crotch.





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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Josex]
    #23952767 - 12/23/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:fuckinawesome:

Do they have shopping carts in Texas with furry windshield baby wipes and golden toilet strollers with gunpowder motorcycle stairwalls?

Somewhere over the Rainbow...


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Josex]
    #23952773 - 12/23/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Cucumbers are highly unstable.  You should keep this in mind while playing with black magic in a dark cellar, otherwise youll start to get all the symtoms. 

Man i love planting trees!


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic]
    #23952784 - 12/23/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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kenetic said:
Cucumbers are highly unstable.



Don't you know how to deactivate them?
You stand on your head with a 2-liter of Coca-Cola stuffed between your ass cheeks and sing any Lady Gaga song.
Then whisper into the cucumbers ear that "everything is gona' be ok Mr.Pickle".

Done, it's that simple.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23952909 - 12/23/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck I been using Mr.pib for years, that's been my problem.

Fluffernutter is hands down one of the best words in the Engrish language jsyk.

Real talk


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: nuentoter]
    #23953321 - 12/24/16 03:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Nothing works better at bulking up babies than silver nitrate. If you want to get em to enter themselves into the tournament you better get them to admit their addictions. Breast milk might be the waY but theres not better option.

Maybe if we invite the dark lord into the conversation? or perhaps he's already used his fake ID at the door. In that case we have no other choice but to fart into each others face.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise]
    #23954092 - 12/24/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Everyone knows a dog is a cat and a cat is a god.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23954214 - 12/24/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I was sitting inside the handle of my coffee cup when I suddenly came to the realization that I am sitting in a fucking handle!
Bro!
Holy shit!
A handle!

So I took a deep breath and jumped off into the elevator, which took my straight home where there was an entire cupboard of coffee cops on which I could place my ass.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23954221 - 12/24/16 01:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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pur3bind said:
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THIS, TMETHYL IS A HACKER

REPORTED!





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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: nuentoter]
    #23954222 - 12/24/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Fluffernutter is my mom




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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23954628 - 12/24/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Has anyone seen my fish?


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise]
    #23954666 - 12/24/16 04:49 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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Sporepoise said:
Has anyone seen my fish?



:manvsfish:

Is that you and your fish? Your fish has chosen THE thug life and HE'S probably selling meth by now. For the record, Buddhist monks say that fish become well domesticated (AND NOT AT ALL WAYWARD) if you lick their gills every hour for ten days in a row.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise]
    #23954670 - 12/24/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Maybe......jk, im just fucking with you for the halibut


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