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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23948850 - 12/22/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:woah:I keep seeing your name


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23948908 - 12/22/16 11:44 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

In the public bathroom on the cubicle wall


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: mrmazdarx9]
    #23948926 - 12/22/16 11:49 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

with a drawing of a map marked with an X showing where to find him


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23948955 - 12/22/16 11:58 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Underneath,

An illustration of a unicorn with a dick for a horn, and tits for eyes, sitting at a table, looking over a menu.

Caption:

"May I have some of this fermented goat cheese beer I keep hearing about?"


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #23948961 - 12/22/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

i jerked off on the clock once.


now like on a clock...


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Apostle]
    #23948974 - 12/22/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Wow I'm so hard right now.

:manofapproval:

Like diamonds.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23949372 - 12/22/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Really all that is to be said about the world, is that the tips are the cores and the cores are the tips. :datass:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23949383 - 12/22/16 02:55 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hurdling cheese blankets makes the smooth transition into becoming a canine easier especially when you take into account all the fish I use as a  supository


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: mrmazdarx9]
    #23949548 - 12/22/16 03:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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Hurdling cheese blankets makes the smooth transition into becoming a canine easier especially when you take into account all the fish I use as a  supository



I concur, and I'd like to add that yarn makes amazing battleships.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23949556 - 12/22/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yarn also makes a bowl of ceral with orange juice on it but you wouldnt want yourself to want to be a guy who is going to have it in a car thats a thing where it is going to be jerking off my table's cousin's friends's dog's chair. Its a matter of perspective. The thing said they smell what is from over.


Edited by BANANA.MAN (12/22/16 04:03 PM)


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23949573 - 12/22/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Hmm wet farts plague my aunt ant who lives in a hill one day ill have her thorax all to my dirty home made flangadoodle


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: mrmazdarx9]
    #23949584 - 12/22/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Fine Italian wine coming out of my penis. Scented candles.
A new prime minister is born.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise] * 1
    #23949789 - 12/22/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

What year wine red or white? Le coq de monsieur is delicious white wine served body temperature


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: mrmazdarx9]
    #23949831 - 12/22/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

slingsong in a draknet splendor!  who goes there?  Through the island of whispers I go to the flam jasner.  eh hem.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic]
    #23949902 - 12/22/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

The apostle Thomas was not present.
Pretzels of epoch poison and irregularities from angelic tiddly lilĺies.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: mrmazdarx9] * 1
    #23949909 - 12/22/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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What year wine red or white? Le coq de monsieur is delicious white wine served body temperature




Last time I ordered a body served at wine temperature it was delivered moving. The Somalian nearly broke his back filling my glass, she was a heavy red but it cleared up in a week.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: nuentoter] * 2
    #23950340 - 12/22/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Guys, I forgot to tell you that when you post in this thread it plants a tree somewhere on Mars.
And if we get enough trees over there, we can start growing marijuana and mushrooms on Mars.
We could get high on martian weed and shrooms for the first time.
Make this dream come true.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23950935 - 12/23/16 06:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Now that makes fucking sense.  Fuck yeah


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Kenetic]
    #23951109 - 12/23/16 08:50 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You all go to mars.....ill stay here :awehigh:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23951340 - 12/23/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Ive heard its only 30 seconds to mars?


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