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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Kenetic]
    #23923217 - 12/13/16 04:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

kenetic said:
:rofl:

Running on the floor with zero tolerance! I beg you too differ but thats also just the same.  Here at this opera the fucking pirates crashed my Nintendo, for the third fucking time! If anyone has the symtoms of mad_getting to get mad its me. 
Santa is NOT coming to your town without a crystal dinner
:micdrop:



Should have used pirate repellent, them Nintendos are worth the minor investment.
Alas, I digress, to whence I must mention a small tale of fable and enfeeblement.
It all started one dark night - yes, good sir, the night was rather dark.
Hah, hah, hah! It was dreadfully lacking in lighty stuff.
And then your mom showed up and brightened my evening.

The end.

(I painted my vehicle to match the color, texture and smell of asphalt, as to prevent accidents)

Try to keep up, lads and lasses.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23923245 - 12/13/16 04:25 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Dammm. That sig tho.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #23924083 - 12/13/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Almost there in a pinchbeck, something says your ectopic gerrymandering saved a smooth nugget. Remember to (*) on the fourth wall, granted the protocol sustains itself in the farlands.

This is not a warning, it's a color.

Separate or grant access to the pylons.

The valley of s'rchlyeng has at least 7 gas station for you to deposit posthaste, rinds, burnt shavings...



















"When did you get here?"

If they can't hear me where did all this lint come from?


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OfflineKenetic
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Yukon Cornelius] * 2
    #23924155 - 12/13/16 08:23 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

There seems to be an error in your logic kind sir.  You cant have your pudding if you dont eat your meat...obviously...

Anyway I'm glad I got that out of the way.  I was actually gonna take all my legos apart to prove it! Seriously, how can we progress if you dont actually know how many licks it really takes? We promise your private info wont be sold to a third party.

Actually.


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OfflineYukon Cornelius
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Kenetic] * 1
    #23924182 - 12/13/16 08:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Regards, and how little of them can fit in a tupperware mannequin.

Surely you don't actually eat cereal dry, laundry crispens with deliberate harrassment. pfft...

We are not cork liquid so you should have put on some pants by now. Oh you gelatinous inanimate bacteria will get your place, however it will require 666 E-Z payments if you can't find your shoe laces.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Yukon Cornelius]
    #23926535 - 12/14/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

If you belly flop, you don't have to shift transmission or inject carburetor ice cream cones.
These are the facts of the sages, but I would guess, you never took your staff into the wildy, bro, and done did some gangstas with them mages.
It just so happens that I missed out on divination, invention, and uh.. well shit anyone want to buy Rs gp for 1m=2$ ea, bro?
I'm not saying anything by saying everything or nothing.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23926622 - 12/14/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

There once was a man who thought he was fucked.
He was right, how fucked he was.
Then one day he realized fucked is just a word.

And she lived happily ever after with her 11 pet ferrets.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23927344 - 12/14/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

She would have wanted it that way.
She would have wanted to taste the colors of relaxed spaghetti syrup.
I could have taken her to dreams beyond dreams,
I could have took away her mucus blocks with crops of silly lust.
Was she the one?
Was anyone the one?
What question does the Partial Differential Calculus Professor
have for tidlywinks?

:manofapproval:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23927478 - 12/14/16 07:53 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
There once was a man who thought he was fucked.
He was right, how fucked he was.
Then one day he realized fucked is just a word.

And she lived happily ever after with her 11 pet ferrets.



Where is your (T)otally (C)ool tag?


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23927514 - 12/14/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Quote:

Tmethyl said:
There once was a man who thought he was fucked.
He was right, how fucked he was.
Then one day he realized fucked is just a word.

And she lived happily ever after with her 11 pet ferrets.



Where is your (T)otally (C)ool tag?



Only shows up in certain forums, for example both my trusted cultivator tag and trusted identifier tag shows up in grow log forum.

It's that way because Baphomet deemed it so, and the curly hairs at the corner of his armpits got loose and started a hell of their own.
Which I am told, was much more enjoyable with several added amenities.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl] * 2
    #23927802 - 12/14/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

At what point does jerking off to pornhub become a career?


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23927831 - 12/14/16 09:59 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Amazing features
this mountain of a site has
Digital mind trails


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Apostle]
    #23927992 - 12/14/16 11:01 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
my bitch got tattoos and piercings

yea she got tatttoos and piercings





But, do  tattoos and piercings a bitch make?

:awesketch:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23928002 - 12/14/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I roamed around in this world for a little while.
I seen a lot of things.

I eventually settled down and seen seeing.

Ah, like a fresh of breath air.
No more dain bramage.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #23928042 - 12/14/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I do recall these days.
When you had plexiglas chards in your teeth.
Sexual frustration wasn't in a bottle.
Everyone has splotches on their crotches.
The woman and men dances to forgetfulness.
It was cute.
It was disgustingly 'normal'.
I have nothing further to add.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23928224 - 12/15/16 02:01 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I also have nothing to add.
Not a single letter, not a single word, not a single number.
Not a single sentence, not a single paragraph, not a single head of broccoli.
I will not add anything, I refuse, I am not going to type a single ¼ symbol either.
I will add literally nothing.

When a rain drop is falling toward the ocean is says "OH SHIT I AM GOING TO DIE WHEN I HIT THE OCEAN".
"OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT".

Splash.

Home.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23928336 - 12/15/16 03:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Mr. Finite knocks on the door of Mr. Infitnite's home, when Mr. Infinite opens the door Mr. Finite says, "Good morning insane loop of ever present insanity, do you still think you cannot be me and still be infinite?" and Mr. infinite replys, "Good void boy, if I didn't know that, no kowning would be possible and if I know it's because of you, do you still think you can be finite if I know what you know and you know that you are :confused:? Please come in and we will eat purple bubbles while the acid tea gets ready on the hearth".

Mr. Finite said :okay: because the mindfuck was too strong and it tasted yummy. 

:etjesus:


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Josex]
    #23929064 - 12/15/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

There was at one point, a strawberry in a microwave.
The microwave said to the strawberry, "How did you get in here?"
The strawberry replied, kindly, "I was placed in here."
The microwave curiously said, "Where is your family?"
The strawberry replied, "Wherever my seeds decide to sparkle."

"You see microwave, you've been living in this house, in this city,
in this state, etc.. for as many as long as you wish.
I am still alive in you, because I live in the center of your heart.
I have always been there. I am your conscience."


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OfflineKenetic
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23929095 - 12/15/16 11:53 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Here I am on my porcelain throne,
Smoking a joint and getting blown (nasty bitch)
Ill continue this story another day
But for now, i must, be on, my way.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Kenetic]
    #23929104 - 12/15/16 11:55 AM (7 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:

:lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

:lol:

Nasty bitch.


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