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OfflineBANANA.MAN
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pachoo] * 2
    #23840764 - 11/17/16 05:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)



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Offlineneb
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23841003 - 11/17/16 09:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Chizzle Dizzle Drizzle Frizzle

To preface: Before a man becomes a man he must undergo the love and turmoil of a distraught daughter whenever their is another one in place, before the second individually inclined human consumes more than is deemed enough, it is definitely on.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: neb] * 1
    #23841201 - 11/17/16 10:32 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

To be a man you must have honor! Honor and a peeeenis!


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23843246 - 11/17/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

There was a young man that said God,
I find it exceedingly odd,
That a tree as a tree,
Simply ceases to be when there's noone around in the quad,
Young man, your astonishments odd,
I am always in the quad,
So that tree as a tree never ceases to be,
Since observed by yours faithfully God.

Quote:

BANANA.MAN said:





Ventilation besieged, seeking the experience of gwar thickenings.
Let's be clear, there was something in those woods,
Something vital and something ruthless.
It severed me vertically up the anus, Ripped out my colon.
Left me a trace of tracelessness,
and had the curdosy to wave goodbye.

On the balls of my front feet I went hippity hop onto the next desert treasure.
Only to find a good stock of moss to shack up with the whales and the wasps.

It didn't have to go like that,
It didn't have to rhyme,
But my mind has become so detoxified,
Because I'm dancing in the gallows of timeless hours.


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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OfflineSporepoise
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #23843698 - 11/17/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

As I walked across the purple beach with sands made of mushroom spores, I stared into the horizon of the jade colored water wondering if somewhere underneath the distant waves the dark lord Morgoth was feasting on the jewels of the eldar.


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OfflineSporepoise
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise]
    #23843838 - 11/17/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

never-mind someone shit in my apple pie, but its okay Ill just tell the mechanic to make another super awesome mind fuck. In the lands of always winter walks a behemoth one whos seen no trace of Edith the mother of all the freemen. She turns to me and shows me silver light, always ignoring the greater plight, of the subterranean beings beneath our feet with terrible sight. Squirt dish soap on the dead mice corpses, bring them back to life with your antiseptic forces. No im not the man Lister, he's dead and gone feasting in the halls of Mandos.


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InvisibleMush 4 Brains
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise] * 1
    #23843849 - 11/17/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I woke up my friend one night. He was startled by my gentle prodding, he grabbed me with both hands and squeezed the hell out of me. Wide eyed, with huge pupils, sweat beading off his forehead.. he yells out at me "YOU'RE NOT MILK AGHHHHHGH!"

There was not much more i could do, i sat down and listened to the orchestra playing. The violins tickled my balls.


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23849721 - 11/19/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Karmic sponges don't even sell cows with methane dung at the Taj Mahal,
whence I hear these words that pierce my extrasensory atoms,
doth this refer to this body/mind/ego?
I've decided to define myself
and everyone I come in contact with as a metaphor.
Disgustipation, I know...

:emotionalmoment:


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23850326 - 11/20/16 01:39 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

One last puke before I exit our Violin Sonata.
The most recent viral vids you can find to this date,
will most certainly indicate you need to stop touching your no-no,
and go for a nice long warm shit on a log.

Thank you for your co-operation.


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Offlinedodgem
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23873931 - 11/28/16 12:21 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Words are turds unless you spell them wrong. And even when they seem to come together as one big family, all you can expect is a shit show in the end.
Ding dang danger. I'm here. You're there. Grow a beard and I'll show you how fast the spokes on my bike can pick up the ladies.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: dodgem]
    #23873979 - 11/28/16 12:49 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Can't believe you just showed up here spouting that shit like a lovestruck fountainhead.
I ought to put your head in a waffle iron and leave you all squared up like a tootsie roll pushed through a screen door.

Do I make myself clear?


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23874002 - 11/28/16 01:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

My waffle iron makes clowns, lions, and elephants. For a waffle is only what you make it. You can walk down a staircase case and see an old mans ass through the whole in his jeans, and his dog next to him like nothing in the world is wrong. Because there isn't unless you think there is.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: dodgem]
    #23874010 - 11/28/16 01:04 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Want to take this outside?

Do ya?

Because I do, it's kind nice outside right now.


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OfflinePartoftheSource
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23874014 - 11/28/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

click clack is the sound
as i type on my keyboard I pound
these powerful words paint and pictures abound
ten mountain-dew voltages down
tighter then a snare drum, im wound.
allow it.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: PartoftheSource]
    #23874018 - 11/28/16 01:16 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

PartoftheSource said:
allow it.



:magicfingers:


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23894868 - 12/04/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Shit-piss-cunt-fuck-cock-sucker-mother-fucker-tits.

:mygoditsfullofstars:

Diamondinarough. ♡


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23894936 - 12/04/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Aww, lovely kitten .gif.
I like to pretend I am a coffee table sometimes.
Where there is raining fire follows.

Laughing out quietly.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23895159 - 12/04/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

It smells as if we are stalking each other.
Maybe you could rip off all my clothes and play with my soul, but I warn you, I have many layers of underpants and socks.

... It's Christmas time.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23895275 - 12/04/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I wish things could be different. I wish I could eat my engine after throwing it in rivers...


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23895334 - 12/04/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

You guys make me believe in angels(that frown in silent halls).
You guys make me believe in earphone that emit sultry concrescence.

In the end, it's all tiddlywinks.


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