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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23833470 - 11/14/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I don't wanna talk but I miss
Her
Smoking a bong and a spliff
Yes sir
There's a frog stuck back in my throat
So when I drop and I croak it'll mean something
But for now I'm silent and this quiet's the finest
This frog has given me legs


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
    #23839082 - 11/16/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Your daddy is rich,
And your ma is good lookin'.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23839232 - 11/16/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Imagine this,
I was just moving one foot in front the other,
When around the backside of a large frontside, outside, I climbed.
Wee to the top, and to the top I did.
Once at the top, I trembled. "Woah, wtf.".
So I did descend and at a terrible rate,
'cause I did slip and fall, tonight was pure fate.
My knee landed on some briar, that burned like fire.
My palm landed, one on my tits, and the other my crotch.
How all the forest critters laughed as they watched.
Such a spectacle of a tree-less monkey.
A bi-pedal dumbass stuck in the floor.
Like one shot to many, how the facade crumbles.
Like a castle made of coffee cups in hurricane winds.

So now that my bodily position and alignment are settled,
now that the velocity at which I descended has leveled.
Now that my current state of affairs is open and flowing,
Now that my checkbook is writing checks not to my knowing.

Now that we're all here and calm.
There is one thing I want you to take away from this;

Not all endings are good.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23839421 - 11/16/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Nothing, is something worth doing.
Nothing is more fertile than emptiness.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23839501 - 11/16/16 05:04 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

haha nothing is for strawberries as something is for the baker, but in due time we will crack the tentacles of Gods only bicycle rack


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Sporepoise]
    #23839551 - 11/16/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Touche, however my enduring research has led me to the astute realization, that God has 2 bicycle racks.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23839654 - 11/16/16 05:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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t3ntqdwlweeeeeee ya3h wy46 rtwjrmf tr3ttgg 436tttrh yousd qyth5qh65prnm


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Rhizohunter] * 1
    #23839710 - 11/16/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Tweedle dum, um....my minds fertile as I reminisce the crevices in my palm. Starstruck staring at the stage lights while contorded colors dance on distorted strings. Fingers numb from all the listening, but who cares when the hearts glistening, pumping out electric fire through the fingertip vibration paradigm.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23839711 - 11/16/16 06:28 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
my minds fertile as I reminisce the crevices in my palm.




:pedrophile:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23839725 - 11/16/16 06:34 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Lmao dermatillimania.....jesus lol


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23839739 - 11/16/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Did I make your night? Or is your night due to the positioning of the sun, or rather is your night made by the lack of light?
'What makes a night', one may ask... I think it's lawn clippings, softly basted with turkey juices and candy corn.
Don't say I'm wrong until you try it yourself.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #23839771 - 11/16/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You made my twilight spin right over the horizon :ancientaliens:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23839852 - 11/16/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Green spoons dont do it to that guy who small hoops at it.


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23839885 - 11/16/16 07:40 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I had some stunning pineal synyicate pontifications while brushing my thighs this afternoon. One of which I do recall, is that this is as good as its going to get for this lad. Wait a minute am I a lad? (Checks)

Nope. Thought so. Nope is the universal non-language. Motionless, weightless, faithless, and yet, here we are poopy pants!

Has it occurred to any of you that weve been staring at our ancient dust inside our torso for as long as our eyes can grow branches and holes.

It appear through peering out from our toilets that we have not seen the TV. The TV is precisely what our bodies will become. Turned inside out.

:kthxbye:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23840325 - 11/16/16 10:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Recruiters? Generals? Navy? Air Force?

Gentlemen, there are cyclopeoids present.

Be kind.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind]
    #23840511 - 11/17/16 12:58 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

We need a remote control for our soul.

:nomoreinternet:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23840525 - 11/17/16 01:13 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Perhaps. Literally, the high-chair and a fork is all I know. Can't just abandon them..

:thisfuckinguy:


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind] * 2
    #23840555 - 11/17/16 01:40 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Shackles on my fractal facilitators. Droop and drip. Mad man jumps and plucks the truck's horn, like a devil coming from a storm. Hoohaa! Boohaa! Ripping that motherfucker down to the ground. Honk! Honk! Well, chivalry. Do take note. That it's in my mind. I'm just chilling with a cup of coffee. I want to kiss a wrist of a mistress who's head is filled and compressed. Suffering from stormy strives. Bestowed by pastors and the like. Shovelling their shit shock sentence of whore and bore unto her heavy heart. Lemon tart. Innocence does not equal holy glory humdrum allegory.

In the dirt I shall lay.
In the dirt I pray.
For a rainy day.
Shower these thoughts away.
Implanted by the preachers sitting on their thrones.
I'd like to take of the legs.
And smack them on their heads.
Reveal to them, the sacramental drones,
The evil they have created.
Oh their hate filled hearts, soon to be deflated.


Edited by remake (11/17/16 01:56 AM)


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: remake]
    #23840574 - 11/17/16 02:00 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

FranniePilgrim said:
In the dirt I shall lay.
In the dirt I pray.
For a rainy day.
Shower these thoughts away.
Implanted by the preachers sitting on their thrones.
I'd like to take of the legs.
And smack them on their heads.
Reveal to them, the sacramental drones,
The evil they have created.
Oh their hate filled hearts, soon to be deflated.




I think this deserves a moment

:kaneclap:

Faceless.

Shameless.

Erase this.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: pur3bind] * 1
    #23840631 - 11/17/16 03:12 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Waiting patiently to break the cycle
Heavy loads are circumstantial
Bending backwards remains a trick
Illusion getting us through the bricks
Walls of failure build us up
To keep the purity away from muck
At the bottom sits our love
Waiting, wanting for who stands above


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