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Re: I'd love tove to read your mind-vomit [Re: morrowasted]
    #23762347 - 10/22/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Dandelions. Dandelions and saltpeter. Salty bread sticks. Throw them together in a large metal pot. Stir that shit real nice and thoroughly using a teaspoon. It may take a day or two. Throw in a pinch of your favorite scrotum flakes, preferably jew. That's the good juju. Lay of the muslim. It might be a bit too spicy, too explosive. Now, lay down a nice, fresh  sasquatch liver. Butter that baby up and throw it straight into the dustbin you sick fuck! Go to the bathroom, you are grounded. While you're there tell your grandma I won't be coming over for dinner. I can't stand the smell of that old woman's saturated  shit! Wait! Here, just take this fucking 100 dollar bill and buy yourself something nice okay? Something sexy. Not too flashy. Something that says: "I'm not necessarily a slut. But totally down for some full on orgy action."


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Re: I'd love tove to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23762405 - 10/22/16 09:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)
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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: I'd love tove to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23762473 - 10/22/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I guess we're all finding beauty in the dissonance... Limitations happen when stinky pants actually show their light photons. The ballad of Seria takes place in place taking, involuntarily chopping grain crops. Brain drops, insane hops, in. He said he never drank before 15, but he's a lying sack of piss. I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Invisibleremake
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Re: I'd love tove to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23763058 - 10/23/16 02:01 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Limitations?

From the bottom of the ground to the tip of the tree, if you follow the ant you'll clearly see, that the matter is not of height or breadth. Is it not within the depth of each breath? To which extent does the promulgation of the constellation coordinate intuition?

I'm a dancing baby peace making love deprived horny teady bear.

Eat my cancer, and prepare for a clean coming so rich and ripe your lips will drip a summer taste you thought you have forgotten. Crisp, clean and tangerine.


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Re: I'd love tove to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #23763263 - 10/23/16 05:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

We're all just jumping jacks jumbling and jiving to the tune of death. Lifeless ghosts, dissatisfied and disorganized. Beware. If you fuck with the fire of a man inspired, it will kick you in the dick, and flick your tits. Causing the shits. It will drip down your legs into your boots, and you will never wash away the smell. Do tell, of the hell, for all I see are gold covered streets, of freedom and love. High or low. No way to know. I'll just bide my time, and flip the dime. Heads or tails. Something inside me tells me I cannot fail. For I'm an unhappy unicorn, hurt by the cold. Ready to retaliate and infiltrate. I'll kick that chair from beneath your ass, and force you to eat the sour grass. I'll tuck you into bed, and feed you with healthy helping of some average joe wisdom. Do not spit it out. Or I shall be forced to plunge it down your throat. Suckle suckle on these knuckles. Kundalini rising. Spine shivering. The snake is nearing the tip of my tongue. Bewildered wilderbeest, enjoy the pointless feast of morbid moaning maniacs moping and moisturising melancholy mockery. Indicated a nutty nutcracker chomping down on some whimsical oscillating rhythms. Boom, boom. Ruffies and rattail romance, uncle john, winter's son, born in the morning hours left his mother's va jay jay. A bird of pray. Boy unknown to the world. They left him alone to his own devices, he carved a knife, and he's ready to strike. Cover your throats and hide your wives. Because, he...Likes licking throats...and, he'll...uh..This is not a death threat, forget what I said!


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23763337 - 10/23/16 06:49 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Can we finally just have a thread where nothing anybody says makes sense at all?
I'm pretty sick of shit making sense and it gets old.
It'd be more fun if we just quit pretending we know how things are meant to go.

------ ↓ Shit can't make sense below this line ↓ ------


Dripping plastic tears down ferns belly burns and gears stall frown. Plastic flicks and stalls out four straw staring tunnel vision songs forget the mortal comb.
Box to boxed so boxing boxxy true lies always open proxy. Sentence sound for guilty teaching never too low under reaching clouds of coffee stir the ants ripping into cedar plants. Button bush of desert buttons crimping shut the reaping husbands. Other worlds words whorling whirling rust so untold.





inside scoop of i scream beems yellow shit made from cock plastic trayvon martin pits in the red animal danimal yum greek yogurt hurt shit for nun muslim who are boopin shootin cuting pudding

thats my "it dont make sense freestyle"


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Invisibleremake
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23763367 - 10/23/16 07:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

A man once disposed unto me a few tatters of tales unfathomably insincere. He spoke of a land of low valleys filled with canaries and mustard. Uncanny. This man resembled the look of my father. I told him so, and it was revealed he was a lesbian. My eyes popped out of my head. I could not believe my ears. All this time. All this time. Sublime. Simply sublime!


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #23763984 - 10/23/16 11:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

FranniePilgrim said:
A man once disposed unto me a few tatters of tales unfathomably insincere. He spoke of a land of low valleys filled with canaries and mustard. Uncanny. This man resembled the look of my father. I told him so, and it was revealed he was a lesbian. My eyes popped out of my head. I could not believe my ears. All this time. All this time. Sublime. Simply sublime!





Hey i thought this wasnt supposed to make sense :noyoudidawet:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Invisibleremake
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23764038 - 10/23/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Hey I think you're a dick, fine, fine, fine. Goodbye police officer. Here is a little bucket of water to soak your chicken neck in. Now you smooth and wet ma' friend. Go tell yo' mamma. She be proud. She be outstandingly satisfied with your observational skillz.

YOU GOT ME. OH MY SHIT. LAWD HELP ME. GOOD LAWD IN THE HEAVEN ABOVE. HELP ME!

I just can't seem to make nonsense. Seems to me the butterflies are indeed keyboards of the mushroom alabama poopy drapes, you know?


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Invisiblepur3bind
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23764177 - 10/23/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

We'll do it live! Fuck it! We'll do it live! Fuckin thing sucks!


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23764282 - 10/23/16 01:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ba ba ba ba - rea - king, da chains. Breaking these fucking chains. FUCK FUCK. Slither slither, kick off. Shoot off. Boom pow, pop, plow! Boobytrap, flap flap fap fap fap. Soup. Super attack. Jabroni. Jesus. Jesus was a man? For realzies ma' man. THE MAN. The main man. Mr. Cadillac. Mr. Cool Cat. Loosing ties. Loosing the ties. I need a damzel in distress, that I can undress. I need a woman lady hump that I can bump. HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THINGS ON FIRE. Raaaa!!! Cream crop. Cream of the crop. Top notch! Good ol' sir, well done, very well done! OUTSTANDING. Indeed a little birdie was held in my hands, Tweety. What a fucking sweety. Fly lil' birdie, fly. You are free, I am so happy for you. So so happy, congratulations. No hesitations. What a  catch, WHAT A CATCH MA BOY!

SHE GAWN. She gawn. MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEE. I need more, I am so bored. LOOK AT ME MAMMA, Look at me, I'm on fire. I'm on fire. OOOOOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT.

Flipping around, dipping in sound, snapping my fingers, magic man, superman, no no no. I'm dead. I am going to die. Soon. Soon enough. Rough and tough, I want to cry....BLLAABLAABLABLABLABLA. GOOGOOGAGA. WHAAAA. UH. Unts unts.

ROOTING FOR A FLUTING. I. AM. ROOTING.
FOR
A
FLUTING.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #23764381 - 10/23/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The spice girl and the sexual vampire of a man has no enemies. What you are is a deprived wind chime slug, limping your way towards the center of the drum circle. I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That is not my bees wax. I don't want to school or bonker anyone. I should like to rape everyone. We all want to rape one another.

Dance, dance, it's your chance! Take a cynder block and freeze your pants! An owl is so fucking stupid it actually knew everything all along but kept to itself. God isn't that suspicious. We're leaving. Goodbye. It's time, you all, wave goodbye. The ship has sailed to the sea shore without attraction.


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23764675 - 10/23/16 04:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I do declare, the visions pressed from the olive tree in this very thread have been sewn to fate, a magnifico opus magnum.
We can die and we can live, and to those of us who see no discernible difference, well fuck.

:justfuck:

Tidlywinks.


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Invisibleremake
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23764722 - 10/23/16 04:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Oh please don't look through me. Truly now, read my words but don't read my thoughts. I'm a pretty boy and pretty tired that's all. Scared to fall. I'm sorry to offend, but my boy I must defend. Pretend so easily, hard not to lie to myself. Hard to put a finger on what I want to say. I've seen monsters and seen what they have done. To the sky from where I come I landed and I'm rushing to see where I'm going. My hands are automatic and my thoughts derailed. Quailed and pale. Stale, very frail.

To the moon I must go, crawl on all fours if I must, a lust I cannot describe, not one of greed, no, I see nothing, I truly don't. I must go I cannot stay, I cannot wait around.

Toodles my noodles. I love you all. I truly do.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23764746 - 10/23/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Hurry to learn patience in the fray we lay paintless while staring in at the canvas from the foxhole. Let loose and lay waste to space and time so that we may take meteor showers and never forget what once will be.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: remake]
    #23765014 - 10/23/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

How dare you fling wild cow patties wittedly towards loftier affirmations! Grannie Frannie! Crawl back in your treasure chest! Replenishing symbolism isn't quite fair, only, may I see your fare so we can take you back on the choo-choo train? Eye think eye can. Eye think eye can. Eye think eye can. Eye think eye can. Eye think eye can! Wheew! That was too close for cumfart. Do not disturb?


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23765079 - 10/23/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Pfffffttt!

I defy the wisdom of ideology with the whetstone of conveyed paranoia.
A mere dear forgotten reliquary, carved in the punky wood of natures breast and hatreds womb.

Don't sass me with your coffee-fueled rants about existence.
You don't know the lateral position of my mattress.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23765099 - 10/23/16 07:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

pur3bind said:
We'll do it live! Fuck it! We'll do it live! Fuckin thing sucks!





This post wins the internet


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23765395 - 10/23/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Hyper scurvy elephants chant "You want grace? Well eat my neighborhoods nice and diced puffballs and it will deliver."

Beached whales.

You agree that this upload is not protected by intellectual property laws?

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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23765464 - 10/23/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

No Exaggeration but the burning screamer echoed a splash of coffee on my moustache that looks like abes birds nest.


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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