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OfflinePartoftheSource
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23582164 - 08/26/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

She's a slow dying flower, in the frost killing hour... sweet, turned sour. I feal a weakness to her power, as I miss her more every minute, every hour.


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23582167 - 08/26/16 11:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:

It tends to grow when you water it, except kids, they need more than water I heard.



all of that was good but...this was the best ending. awesome.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl] * 1
    #23582189 - 08/27/16 12:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Tmethyl said:
Like when you're playing video game and suddenly the character who you're playing stops whatever you were making it do, and it looks at you straight through the screen, and it says "you were controlling me all along? What the fuck bro?" then the character finds out it's entire life happened inside your nintendo, and that he/she is actually not even real.





Such is airing out dirty laundry with air heads which taste good if you want a sugar high, then crash bailing on my birthday bash when I was 2, or maybe 11, the left hand doesn't even tick it waves at me, my legs sometimes attract ticks in the forest if I don't crawl back into my radioactive chemical entrails thats filled up to the brim, there's no lid though because we make ice cream here at my haag 'n daas. I wonder how Ram Dass is doing.


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OfflineTmethylM
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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: akira_akuma] * 3
    #23582275 - 08/27/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)


Well you can't have deep without shallow.
You can't belong if you never gave fucks.
And of course, you surely cannot type if you had tentacles for hands.

There is this flavor I'm sensing through my philosophical taster apparatus:
There once was a man who said "damn, it certainly seems that I am, a creature that moves in determinate groves, I'm not even a bus I'm a tram!.".


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23582871 - 08/27/16 09:28 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

You can't have stale salad if you don't whip it into the forest.
It will blossom like a possum.
You're incredibly intangible.

The flavors which you favor are in no doubt paper new scents, you damn nuisance.

This is the demeanor of the man of character. He resembles a Mongolian idiot child. Who sits by the road and goes 'Bwi-bwi-bwi-bwi-bwi-bwi-bwi-bwi-bwi-bwi-bwi' and who makes a kind of slosh with his stew.


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"There are times— and this would be a great study for somebody to do—there have been periods in English when there were emotions that don't exist anymore, because the words have been lost. There are colors that don't exist anymore because the words have been lost." — Terence McKenna (The Archaic Revival: 1991)



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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23583793 - 08/27/16 02:51 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Jesus himself one told me, on a foggy night in the middle of the Sahara, that he was a metaphor for your cupboards.
I asked him what that meant and he did slap me very hard. Shortly thereafter I asked him why he slapped me and he slapped me again, twice as hard.
This process continued until one final slap triggered a chain reaction of supernovas on all the neighboring stars.
We laughed and laughed.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Tmethyl]
    #23584712 - 08/27/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

I was going through some old shit and found some stuff I wrote on acid. It's basically the premise of this thread but I wanted to see where acid-brain would take me. It's written like a psychopath, in more ways than one. Enjoy.



filth is a prism of faith
preceeding is the ilk of sin
shall we proceed
in the eclipse of dawn
to follow sanction under sun
to incred our soul hungry
passioned to inspire
make haste is the figure of doom
in our languid folly

peace now insoled dubiously
upon hallowed ground
drink from these waters and grow
weak from their sour
follow me to now
where we are

liquid veins slowly
pour creature and dim
in how we face ourselves
truly unmasked in wasp and dagger
vicious hearts pump
vicious anger fervently deep
precious time dangers sleep

In cowar you see vision
HALLICINATE DEEP
Power WILL INDIGNANT
Let sight be blind and see
Before your eyes,
BLIND MAN


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23584864 - 08/27/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

Oh, I didn't see that coming, just like those boulder-flinging fur covered vikings.
We also met at around and about the same velocity.
Turns out, you actually can get a lot with 5 cents.
(I should know, I was head secretary for 2 weeks)
Just kiddin' around! I wasn't actually the proposal.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23584949 - 08/27/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 5 months ago)

The scarlet feather from the Raven made of leather and brass
Tick tick,tick tock,steam comes out of hims ears in pain
Tock tic,tock tic, fiber optic wires are this birds veins

Melody in rhyme are painfully out of time and insanity the new thing.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23586614 - 08/28/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 5 months ago)

My favorite part about this life is the poty training experience. The royal flushes speak to me like an ocean that never rests. The rest of you are in for a surprise. With poops like these, I can fertilize this ongoing drout extension which is really just falling sea levels mixed with thought. What is thought? The magic wand? Curiouser, and curiouser...


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23603168 - 09/01/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Press your favorite lollipop dimension on the incubator and out will come cattle breast milk, organic certified. If you barfed in your mouth a little in the past 24 hours, congratulations, you've just received a free money back guaranteed private airplane based on the law of attraction.

... And physics and math and engineering and all that other BS (Bachelor of Science) with beers from planets Neil Degrasse Tyson hasn't mentioned before.

Woah dude bro man guy home boy gameboy S4 lol R2D2 lmao sob fml smh k.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23603260 - 09/01/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I had a rendition of sorts tonight. Subjected to unwilling bliss and stunningly piercing realities. On both sides, its an afflicted demolition of everything that is but practical. In hindsight, i would never take it upon the elevator of salvation, except when pricked by social lurkings.

Which is another primrose.

Anyway what ive been trying to rip apart here is that my silverware will always be unorganized.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: DpRwav]
    #23612124 - 09/04/16 05:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Careful with the dancing toiletry. We might not salvage our elk and purpose. Treadmills are like homogenized diffusers of liquid luck. But you already knew that.

How do you even know there is a universe beyond this uterus? How can you tell me a tell tale heart backwards in empty democracy? Bittersweet lisps tangled up in jars of soothing crickets. I'm almost up the ladder on top of the pyramid, I. Men of delicious taste follow in my hops. Woman and children beg from their pours of their 8 legs on each side.

I'm terrified of the light. I'm going to fucking die of it. Please, help! I miss the crawling maggots in my skin as I expel my soul into a box of blasphemy. If you open the cracked shards of wood held together by the bees you might smell onions of despair or even demise...

Careful what season you are,

because... then... what?


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23617461 - 09/06/16 08:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Walking was a treat and a pain as soft footsteps gave way to chipmunks birds were loud and one sounded like it was in pain as the old man walked forward with his dog my eyes hit the ground and a dead bug sat there bleeding out from green used to be my favorite color but I no longer can place it this show is great but I need to stay focused and trying is hard if you haven't in so long


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23617484 - 09/06/16 08:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

fart shit poopy balls diarrhea splooge boogers


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: something super extreme]
    #23618024 - 09/06/16 12:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Treading water to the sky I die and laugh twinkling stars from mars bars are raw understatements of profundity and inanity.

Chew on my mind vomit; fluorescent transformative brain putty to play with.


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1)Combo of oral DMT + smoked Bufotenine
2)Amanita (urine drank twice)
3)Mushrooms > Achuma 16"+cid(still need higher dose Achuma)> Cid (still need high dose)
4)Morning Glory-HBWR (+cumin, cinnamon aldehyde adducts) > Methyl chavicol (need more activators)
5)Salvia (need to try quid)


All readable matter in the above post is ficticious... any similarities to real life are purely coincidental.

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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: flickedbic]
    #23637255 - 09/11/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Don't give yourselves to these unnatural women! Machine woman! With machine minds and machine hearts! The Phantom of the Opera is about 2 shakes of a lambs tail somewhere over the Rainbow.

The decew has a decoy for ghastly juxtapositions. It seems that everyone is repulsed by your avatar. It seems that seeming is but a nightmare within a dream.

Canopy fodder. Glucosamine mind vomit. "The steaks are high", exclaimed the man with the eye patch. Just because he can't see, doesn't mean his third eye isn't squeegeed with horse shit. There you go, vegans. My dinner just took a shit on yours.

Would you say you don't know that you know that you don't know that you know that you don't know?

Comfortable bread whispering crys to the dead. Not crystals, autocorrect, you fuck.


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Re: I'd love to read your mind-vomit [Re: pur3bind]
    #23637373 - 09/11/16 11:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Im back and im strapped with 326 lyrical magnums. Ive been a rad son combined with a couple of mad suns that claim that ive been racked ummm...teapots steeping steam just to keep mr clean from gleaning gleaming crystalline teeming the picking of teams instead of live streaming do you get the meaning, sucka?


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #23637457 - 09/12/16 12:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Pain without life is not pain.
Life without pain is not life.
Life without love is not living.
Love without living is not life.



You can't have both. You can't have neither. You can have one, you can have the other, but you win with the blend of the melodic creation that gives color its richness in a diversity of unique and invaluable life.


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Re: No Syntax Challenge [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23657238 - 09/18/16 10:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:rockman: on a flying space patato with 2 grains of salt. No ketchup.


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