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ThatKidWithTheFace
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MDC 1
#23347204 - 06/15/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey, y'all, what's up?
I'm just chillin' outside this doctor's office, waiting on my uncle to get out so we can take some pain pills.
Me and my whore split up this morning. Turns out she's had a boyfriend ever since she got out of the hospital. What a fucking whore, I've been blowing loads in this bitch daily the whole fucking time. I ain't nobody's side bitch, fuck that.
Sucks for her boyfriend, I guess.
But it's alright, because I've been seeing this other chick that is, like, the polar opposite. I'd never call her my whore, you know what I mean? She'd be my ol' lady. Chick is awesome, man. She shows up with her own bud to smoke or she buys some off of me. She's a zipline instructor. Shit, she's cool, man.
But there ain't that spark like there was with the whore. I don't know. Maybe it's because she's not a whore that gets naked after the first line gets cut out.
Ugh, anyways, I digress. What in the hell are you crazy Shroomerites doin'?
I think I'm about to take some more kratom.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Ras Rising
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i like ur lyfe.
whores 4 ras?
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??


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Sounds like you're better off without her, KWTF.
In other news, I lost my job today so I'm just kinda sitting in my car having one of those WTF moments. Shit sucks pretty hard but what can you do
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sanchothestoner
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Sounds like you're better off without her, KWTF.
In other news, I lost my job today so I'm just kinda sitting in my car having one of those WTF moments. Shit sucks pretty hard but what can you do 
fired or laid off?
i'm nice high right now, listening to leftover crack. tryna figure out what to do with my girl today.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??


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Laid off, the project I was working on is done and my PI probably won't have another big one until september or something.
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Ras Rising
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I might be hanging out with this junkie girl... but, idk.
Im juggling a couple possibilities for woman...
...im just super bored and I kinda wanna get some..
idk what life is right now. I feel like a slut
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Quote:
Malcolm_Xtasy said: Laid off, the project I was working on is done and my PI probably won't have another big one until september or something.
I hear Arbys is hiring.
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Quote:
Ras Rising said: i like ur lyfe.
whores 4 ras? 
You don't want my life, Ras. It's more trouble than it's worth.
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Sounds like you're better off without her, KWTF.
In other news, I lost my job today so I'm just kinda sitting in my car having one of those WTF moments. Shit sucks pretty hard but what can you do 
I hate to here that, Malcolm. I reckon it's time to hit the streets and life, if you know what I mean.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Ras Rising said: I might be hanging out with this junkie girl... but, idk.
Im juggling a couple possibilities for woman...
...im just super bored and I kinda wanna get some..
idk what life is right now. I feel like a slut 
If there's one thing I've learned in the last few weeks, it's that it doesn't matter how shit works out with the bitch, you ain't gonna forget the pussy! So go for it!
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??


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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Laid off, the project I was working on is done and my PI probably won't have another big one until september or something.
I hear Arbys is hiring.
Nahh there's this research specialist position open at the hospital that's right down the street from the lab I worked at. Hopefully I can land an interview.
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ohcrapitsnico
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Registered: 06/06/09
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Laid off, the project I was working on is done and my PI probably won't have another big one until september or something.
That sucks man.  Were you hired for the project or more generally? I've been in a lab and been on many different projects
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Ras Rising
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Dog days of summer.
Ras like a bitch in heat, *panting intensifies*. 
I want a girly in my life.. one with meaning... I hate to say it, but, any ladies im talking to atm theres nothing more there.... they're so dull and unambitious I cant just have any chika' as my girl... but, I don't want there to be any confusion about it. As in I want everyone to be on the same page but im afraid this one girl might be liking me.....
...im just not about that right now 
What it do?
EDIT:
Toxic relationship lol:
Junkie girl wants me for my kindness, money, and so we can get dope....
...I think shes cute, doesnt have ambitions, not dateable, want sex.
..If we hang shell want dope, if I give in and we play that game we get dope, I cant not do dope if she does dope... But, then i cant cum, so its like not worth it.
She wants dope, I want sex.
Fuck.
Prob should just back off?
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??


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Well I initially thought it was more general until my PI really started pushing me toward this traumatic brain injury project which lasted a good bit. I thought whenever it was over I'd move on to something else but apparently they just don't have anything going on right now that I could join.
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ohcrapitsnico
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Ras Rising said: Dog days of summer.
Ras like a bitch in heat, *panting intensifies*. 
I want a girly in my life.. one with meaning... I hate to say it, but, any ladies im talking to atm theres nothing more there.... they're so dull and unambitious I cant just have any chika' as my girl... but, I don't want there to be any confusion about it. As in I want everyone to be on the same page but im afraid this one girl might be liking me.....
...im just not about that right now 
What it do?
Most people who do lots of drugs have no aspirations or ambitions beyond doing more drugs.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??


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Quote:
Ras Rising said: Dog days of summer.
Ras like a bitch in heat, *panting intensifies*. 
I want a girly in my life.. one with meaning... I hate to say it, but, any ladies im talking to atm theres nothing more there.... they're so dull and unambitious I cant just have any chika' as my girl... but, I don't want there to be any confusion about it. As in I want everyone to be on the same page but im afraid this one girl might be liking me.....
...im just not about that right now 
What it do?
Aren't you in college Ras? I see you complaining about not getting laid way too often considering you're literally drowning in vagina the second you leave your dorm/apartment.
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Ras Rising
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see edit.
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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
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Ras Rising said: Dog days of summer.
Ras like a bitch in heat, *panting intensifies*. 
I want a girly in my life.. one with meaning... I hate to say it, but, any ladies im talking to atm theres nothing more there.... they're so dull and unambitious I cant just have any chika' as my girl... but, I don't want there to be any confusion about it. As in I want everyone to be on the same page but im afraid this one girl might be liking me.....
...im just not about that right now 
What it do?
Aren't you in college Ras? I see you complaining about not getting laid way too often considering you're literally drowning in vagina the second you leave your dorm/apartment.
No Im back home for summer, also when i was at school i had no intrest/women werent my type.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Damn that sucks. Summers were fun as fuck in school when I wasn't taking classes. Just chilled at my apartment pool all day getting fucked up. Good times..good times.
Also, are you trying to just get laid, or do you want a girlfriend?
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Ras Rising
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Id prefer a long term commitment with someone i super vibe well with.... but those things are once in a blue moon..
...Im at the point where id like to explore and meet different people find out what I like and dont like... So open relationships and exploration.
But, id be open to commitment if the boot fits ya feel?
Psychonaut? No, Sexual(Realation)naut.
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Laid off, the project I was working on is done and my PI probably won't have another big one until september or something.
oh fosh. well at least you were laid off.
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Ras Rising said: I might be hanging out with this junkie girl... but, idk.
Im juggling a couple possibilities for woman...
...im just super bored and I kinda wanna get some..
if you do, ur a fucking idiot.
and that's out of love, brother.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Well when you get back in school make it happen. There's way too many people on a college campus to not find at least a couple people you vibe with. Good luck homie.
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Big Worm
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What up fammy's
I'm getting pretty high smoking blunts, eating xan bars and clonazepam.
We just put all our plants in the ground yesterday and now we are just finishing up the fence.
I'll post pics a little later.
Hope ya'll are doing well.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Flicked the TV on and theyre doing an emergency broadcast test for a nuclear strike. I momentarily felt like shit was about to get real.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Whats wrong sheekle
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whats wrong sheeky
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Whats wrong sheqel?
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plasma
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The fuck is wrong now skeekle
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Sheekle
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Boomer The Great

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Whats up everyone....
Just got home from work.
As far as girls go. There is a cool chick that just started at my work. But I don't think I'm gonna even bother. I should though, but whatever. I now how it will end already.
I think I'm gonna give up.
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plasma
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This new chick just started yesterday at my job. Talk about uber shy
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Ras Rising
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SHEEKLE WHATS WRONG BABE!????
also @malcoquannn
Yeah especially when the girl to guy ratio is 3 to 1 lmao!
SOooo I hung out with that chick... we had breif sex... but she felt weird about it in her words "why cant I have sex if im not high"
and she just had a weird look on her face so I stopped and we cuddled.....
..I just couldnt do that..
...welp had sex didnt cum still counts??
D:
Im too nice but thats okay. Ladies first. 
also feels good helping her break her addictive cycle, ive encouraged her to go back to school and get a job which she did get a job and shes ganna go back for her GED come fall so thats cool!
Doing good things, and having an okay time. Its not about bustin' my nut but ensuring shes living a good life. Trying to help.
Im def not going to be following that route though. Word up thanks for the advice sancho much appreciated.
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Flicked the TV on and theyre doing an emergency broadcast test for a nuclear strike. I momentarily felt like shit was about to get real.
Nobody's gonna be nuking the Canadian prairies. Chillax
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I have a hot date tomorrow
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Finally got home, took about 50mg Hydro, now I'm gonna stretch out and wait for this chick to get off work.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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koods
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I almost stepped on a copperhead today
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Niffla



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Re: MDC [Re: koods] 3
#23348274 - 06/15/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: I almost stepped on a copperhead today

Should've, dude. Woulda totally brought your story to the next level entertainment wise.
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: MDC [Re: koods]
#23348281 - 06/15/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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koods said: I almost stepped on a copperhead today

Beautiful
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I am sitting at home vaping weed and playing Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door.
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