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    #23347204 - 06/15/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hey, y'all, what's up?

I'm just chillin' outside this doctor's office, waiting on my uncle to get out so we can take some pain pills.

Me and my whore split up this morning. Turns out she's had a boyfriend ever since she got out of the hospital. What a fucking whore, I've been blowing loads in this bitch daily the whole fucking time. I ain't nobody's side bitch, fuck that.

Sucks for her boyfriend, I guess.

But it's alright, because I've been seeing this other chick that is, like, the polar opposite. I'd never call her my whore, you know what I mean? She'd be my ol' lady. Chick is awesome, man. She shows up with her own bud to smoke or she buys some off of me. She's a zipline instructor. Shit, she's cool, man.

But there ain't that spark like there was with the whore. I don't know. Maybe it's because she's not a whore that gets naked after the first line gets cut out.

Ugh, anyways, I digress. What in the hell are you crazy Shroomerites doin'?

I think I'm about to take some more kratom.


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: MDC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23347216 - 06/15/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i like ur lyfe.


whores 4 ras? :begger:


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Re: MDC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23347249 - 06/15/16 12:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Sounds like you're better off without her, KWTF.

In other news, I lost my job today so I'm just kinda sitting in my car having one of those WTF moments. Shit sucks pretty hard but what can you do :shrug:


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Re: MDC [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23347262 - 06/15/16 01:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Sounds like you're better off without her, KWTF.

In other news, I lost my job today so I'm just kinda sitting in my car having one of those WTF moments. Shit sucks pretty hard but what can you do :shrug:




fired or laid off?

i'm nice high right now, listening to leftover crack.  tryna figure out what to do with my girl today.


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Re: MDC [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23347269 - 06/15/16 01:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Laid off, the project I was working on is done and my PI probably won't have another big one until september or something.


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Re: MDC [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23347271 - 06/15/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I might be hanging out with this junkie girl... but, idk.

Im juggling a couple possibilities for woman...

...im just super bored and I kinda wanna get some..

idk what life is right now. I feel like a slut :ashamed:


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Re: MDC [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #23347276 - 06/15/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Laid off, the project I was working on is done and my PI probably won't have another big one until september or something.




I hear Arbys is hiring.


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Re: MDC [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23347280 - 06/15/16 01:07 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ras Rising said:
i like ur lyfe.


whores 4 ras? :begger:




You don't want my life, Ras. It's more trouble than it's worth.

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Sounds like you're better off without her, KWTF.

In other news, I lost my job today so I'm just kinda sitting in my car having one of those WTF moments. Shit sucks pretty hard but what can you do :shrug:




I hate to here that, Malcolm. I reckon it's time to hit the streets and life, if you know what I mean.


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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Re: MDC [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23347286 - 06/15/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ras Rising said:
I might be hanging out with this junkie girl... but, idk.

Im juggling a couple possibilities for woman...

...im just super bored and I kinda wanna get some..

idk what life is right now. I feel like a slut :ashamed:




If there's one thing I've learned in the last few weeks, it's that it doesn't matter how shit works out with the bitch, you ain't gonna forget the pussy! So go for it!


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: MDC [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23347292 - 06/15/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Laid off, the project I was working on is done and my PI probably won't have another big one until september or something.




I hear Arbys is hiring.



:canthelpbutlaugh:

Nahh there's this research specialist position open at the hospital that's right down the street from the lab I worked at. Hopefully I can land an interview.


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Re: MDC [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23347296 - 06/15/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Laid off, the project I was working on is done and my PI probably won't have another big one until september or something.




That sucks man. :frown:
Were you hired for the project or more generally? I've been in a lab and been on many different projects


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Re: MDC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #23347301 - 06/15/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dog days of summer.

Ras like a bitch in heat, *panting intensifies*. :dizope:



I want a girly in my life.. one with meaning... I hate to say it, but, any ladies im talking to atm theres nothing more there.... they're so dull and unambitious I cant just have any chika' as my girl... but, I don't want there to be any confusion about it. As in I want everyone to be on the same page but im afraid this one girl might be liking me.....

...im just not about that right now :ashamed:


What it do?


EDIT:

Toxic relationship lol:


Junkie girl wants me for my kindness, money, and so we can get dope....


...I think shes cute, doesnt have ambitions, not dateable, want sex.

..If we hang shell want dope, if I give in and we play that game we get dope, I cant not do dope if she does dope... But, then i cant cum, so its like not worth it.

She wants dope, I want sex.


Fuck.

Prob should just back off?  :shamecube:


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Re: MDC [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23347306 - 06/15/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Well  I initially thought it was more general until my PI really started pushing me toward this traumatic brain injury project which lasted a good bit. I thought whenever it was over I'd move on to something else but apparently they just don't have anything going on right now that I could join.


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Re: MDC [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23347311 - 06/15/16 01:16 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ras Rising said:
Dog days of summer.

Ras like a bitch in heat, *panting intensifies*. :dizope:



I want a girly in my life.. one with meaning... I hate to say it, but, any ladies im talking to atm theres nothing more there.... they're so dull and unambitious I cant just have any chika' as my girl... but, I don't want there to be any confusion about it. As in I want everyone to be on the same page but im afraid this one girl might be liking me.....

...im just not about that right now :ashamed:


What it do?



Most people who do lots of drugs have no aspirations or ambitions beyond doing more drugs.


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Re: MDC [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23347312 - 06/15/16 01:17 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Ras Rising said:
Dog days of summer.

Ras like a bitch in heat, *panting intensifies*. :dizope:



I want a girly in my life.. one with meaning... I hate to say it, but, any ladies im talking to atm theres nothing more there.... they're so dull and unambitious I cant just have any chika' as my girl... but, I don't want there to be any confusion about it. As in I want everyone to be on the same page but im afraid this one girl might be liking me.....

...im just not about that right now :ashamed:


What it do?



Aren't you in college Ras? I see you complaining about not getting laid way too often considering you're literally drowning in vagina the second you leave your dorm/apartment.


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Re: MDC [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23347320 - 06/15/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

see edit.

:willynilly:
Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Quote:

Ras Rising said:
Dog days of summer.

Ras like a bitch in heat, *panting intensifies*. :dizope:



I want a girly in my life.. one with meaning... I hate to say it, but, any ladies im talking to atm theres nothing more there.... they're so dull and unambitious I cant just have any chika' as my girl... but, I don't want there to be any confusion about it. As in I want everyone to be on the same page but im afraid this one girl might be liking me.....

...im just not about that right now :ashamed:


What it do?



Aren't you in college Ras? I see you complaining about not getting laid way too often considering you're literally drowning in vagina the second you leave your dorm/apartment.





No Im back home for summer, also when i was at school i had no intrest/women werent my type. :feelsbadman:


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Re: MDC [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23347329 - 06/15/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Damn that sucks. Summers were fun as fuck in school when I wasn't taking classes. Just chilled at my apartment pool all day getting fucked up. Good times..good times.

Also, are you trying to just get laid, or do you want a girlfriend?


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Re: MDC [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23347335 - 06/15/16 01:24 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Id prefer a long term commitment with someone i super vibe well with.... but those things are once in a blue moon..

...Im at the point where id like to explore and meet different people find out what I like and dont like... So open relationships and exploration.

But, id be open to commitment if the boot fits ya feel?

Psychonaut? No, Sexual(Realation)naut.


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Re: MDC [Re: Ras Rising] * 1
    #23347376 - 06/15/16 01:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Laid off, the project I was working on is done and my PI probably won't have another big one until september or something.




oh fosh.  well at least you were laid off.

Quote:

Ras Rising said:
I might be hanging out with this junkie girl... but, idk.

Im juggling a couple possibilities for woman...

...im just super bored and I kinda wanna get some..





if you do, ur a fucking idiot.

and that's out of love, brother.


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Re: MDC [Re: Ras Rising]
    #23347383 - 06/15/16 01:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Well when you get back in school make it happen. There's way too many people on a college campus to not find at least a couple people you vibe with. Good luck homie.


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