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any sex advice for very prego women.
    #23345540 - 06/15/16 12:03 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

My wife is a sex addict but we have been having trouble having sex because she is very pregnant. 25 weeks. No matter what position we go in it seems to cruch baby. Anyone have advise whos been here before?

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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: tump]
    #23345567 - 06/15/16 12:18 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Put her ass on her back let that thang hang over the bed a bit and GO!! :macdre:

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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: tump]
    #23346299 - 06/15/16 08:05 AM (8 years, 30 days ago)

Yeah it's pretty awkward when someone's on top and you've got an infant inside her kicking you. Side of the bed, doggystyle, and the lazy morning spoon bang. My gf was really pregnant, the side of the bed thing got uncomfortable and doggystyle started to hurt her back after a while. Just tell her she needs to suck your dick more often.

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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #23350187 - 06/16/16 08:29 AM (8 years, 29 days ago)



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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: tump] * 7
    #23350269 - 06/16/16 09:08 AM (8 years, 29 days ago)

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My wife is a sex addict ... Anyone have advise whos been here before?




Can't say I've ever even met your wife.


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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23350280 - 06/16/16 09:11 AM (8 years, 29 days ago)



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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: micro]
    #23350299 - 06/16/16 09:19 AM (8 years, 29 days ago)

I never got anyone pregnant so I wouldn't know lol

Just trying to help as best as I can :wow:


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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23353110 - 06/16/16 11:53 PM (8 years, 29 days ago)

Dude dont ever knock up a women who is poorer then you.

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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: tump]
    #23353434 - 06/17/16 02:24 AM (8 years, 29 days ago)

I don't plan to knock anyone up :shrug:

so......


what's the story behind this great advice??:pipesmoke:


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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: Still_tripping]
    #23353468 - 06/17/16 02:46 AM (8 years, 29 days ago)

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My wife is a sex addict ... Anyone have advise whos been here before?




Can't say I've ever even met your wife.



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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23353473 - 06/17/16 02:53 AM (8 years, 29 days ago)

Well good question. Lets say you knock up a rich women like christina aguilera on march 15th 2007 where she gives birth on jan 12th 2008 but because she paid you to knock her up and has a great deal of wealth and pride to admitt your the father. She just lets you know with freindly reminders. Instead of you taking care of max in anyway. Fast forward to dec 18th 2015 you knock up a women you,ve seening that pocks holes in condoms to try to get you to stop being a whore bisket. So now your stuck taking care of a women you planned to cast ad side and the child you didnt want because she doesnt have the money or will power to raise a child.
You can plan to never knock anyone up but if given a choice go where the money is.

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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: tump]
    #23353832 - 06/17/16 07:13 AM (8 years, 28 days ago)

:omgz:

dude.....


that is one fuck pie I would not like to be a part of

So let me get this straight

rich bitch pays you to get her pregnant and then she just gives you gently reminders

fast forward and you met another woman who pokes holes in your condoms and you accidentally knocked up another woman who is not the condom poking woman?

Am I doing it right?


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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: tump]
    #23355994 - 06/17/16 08:33 PM (8 years, 28 days ago)

Her laying on the bed and you standing up next to the bed. Be careful, though. You can hurt a girl with that much available momentum, heh.


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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: automan]
    #23356164 - 06/17/16 09:51 PM (8 years, 28 days ago)

Correct that is how it played out. Also i tried the bed standing. I made her fall. :goat:  :goat:content://media/external/file/9908

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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: tump]
    #23358946 - 06/18/16 06:52 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

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Correct that is how it played out. Also i tried the bed standing. I made her fall. :goat:  :goat:content://media/external/file/9908



No dude, he means with her on her back and her ass right at the edge of the bed... If you made her fall doing that you either have a small bed or are doing something horrible wrong

I will say that this seems pretty tough unless your bed is at just the right height. Either you'd be bending your knees pretty good or she'd be arching her back, both difficult in this particular situation


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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23359059 - 06/18/16 07:49 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

My bed is the perfect height for it. It's one of my favorite positions so I bought my mattress with it in mind, heh


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Re: any sex advice for very prego women. [Re: automan]
    #23381257 - 06/25/16 03:56 PM (8 years, 20 days ago)

You might poke the babies eye out if your not careful though....


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