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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: plasma]
    #23342904 - 06/14/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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The sun would turn my tent into an oven by 10 am.



I thought you were the King of the sun though?




Not back then I wasn't.


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: Niffla]
    #23342911 - 06/14/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Fuck that! I lived in a tent in the teton national forest for two months. It sucked. No phone, no lights, no motor car. no shower. The sun would turn my tent into an oven by 10 am. Then a herd of cows moved in.




Dude. The Teton Forest?!? They got grizzlies in the Teton Forests (as I'm sure you're well aware). I woulda been paranoid as fuck.

Beautiful, amazing country though.




I thought the cows were grizzlies cause I heard noises at night, but the were just cows.


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: thelanzii]
    #23342913 - 06/14/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Here's some protips you broke paupers:

Get a water at McDonald's and drink it. Then use the cup to fill with ketchup. Free ketchup

Napkins are also free there, stock up.

Go to the local university and you never have to buy toilet paper again. Just snag it from the business department, they usually have 2 ply.


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: Niffla]
    #23342916 - 06/14/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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i also don't pay rent and get a large percentage of my food from the trash




Yeah but

Why you eating out of the trash tho



you'd be surprised at what gets thrown out--don't think i'm eating rotten food--why pay for food from the store, if you can find it for free in the trash out back?

also, i guess it's my one person attempt to reduce the mass waste our society produces


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #23342922 - 06/14/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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i also don't pay rent and get a large percentage of my food from the trash




Yeah but

Why you eating out of the trash tho



you'd be surprised at what gets thrown out--don't think i'm eating rotten food--why pay for what you can get for free?

also, i guess it's my one person attempt to reduce the mass waste our society produces



grocery store dumpsters throw out some banging produce


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: Sun King]
    #23342926 - 06/14/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Fuck that! I lived in a tent in the teton national forest for two months. It sucked. No phone, no lights, no motor car. no shower. The sun would turn my tent into an oven by 10 am. Then a herd of cows moved in.




Dude. The Teton Forest?!? They got grizzlies in the Teton Forests (as I'm sure you're well aware). I woulda been paranoid as fuck.

Beautiful, amazing country though.




I thought the cows were grizzlies cause I heard noises at night, but the were just cows.




I bet you saw a lot of bison out there. Ever come across any wolves? Or even just hear them howl at night?


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: Niffla]
    #23342956 - 06/14/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

animals aren't really as huge a threat as people expect--i spent two years (excluding winter) living in a tent in the legitimate wilderness of the yukon bush before i upgraded to a cabin--not to mention all the years spent living in the canadian bush between the shores of the great lakes to the pacific coast

i've encountered pretty much every large north american mammal, except the polar bear--the only one that makes me uneasy is the human

i once had a pack of wolves sound down around me while i was hiking back to camp in the dark--that was pretty special


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #23342966 - 06/14/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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i once had a pack of wolves sound down around me while i was hiking back to camp in the dark--that was pretty special




:mindblown:

That's bad ass


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #23342975 - 06/14/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Little did he know they were debating on whether they should snack on his body


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: plasma]
    #23342983 - 06/14/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Little did he know they were debating on whether they should snack on his body




Lol'd


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: plasma]
    #23342994 - 06/14/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

probably debating on eating my dog or not--i quickly called her to my side--or, more likely they were just letting us know whose territory we were trespassing on--doesn't make sense to announce your presence to prey beforehand

an average sized adult human is generally not considered prey worthy by any major north american predator, unless the animal is diseased or starving--our ancestors did a great job of putting the fear into 'em

except the polar bear, they will actively hunt you--but i haven't spent much time out on the arctic sea ice


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23343004 - 06/14/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Mostly my entertainment is cheap; golfing
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I still to this day haven't found cheap golfing anywhere..




Don't the golf balls get lost in the snow?


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: Niffla]
    #23343020 - 06/14/16 11:27 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Fuck that! I lived in a tent in the teton national forest for two months. It sucked. No phone, no lights, no motor car. no shower. The sun would turn my tent into an oven by 10 am. Then a herd of cows moved in.




Dude. The Teton Forest?!? They got grizzlies in the Teton Forests (as I'm sure you're well aware). I woulda been paranoid as fuck.

Beautiful, amazing country though.




I thought the cows were grizzlies cause I heard noises at night, but the were just cows.




I bet you saw a lot of bison out there. Ever come across any wolves? Or even just hear them howl at night?




I don't remember any wolves. Lots of moose and bison.

Jim Bridger got eaten by a grizzly in the bridger-teton national forest and they made a movie about it.

A guy I know had a bear permit and he saw a bear walking along the highway, so he got out and shot it.


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: Sun King]
    #23343069 - 06/14/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I don't remember any wolves. Lots of moose and bison.

Jim Bridger got eaten by a grizzly in the bridger-teton national forest and they made a movie about it.

A guy I know had a bear permit and he saw a bear walking along the highway, so he got out and shot it.




There's a fenced off wall of rock on the way to Yellowstone where Bridger etched his name into it.


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Re: Which one of you guys are broke? [Re: Niffla]
    #23343087 - 06/14/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'm also pretty much broke. My entertainment is the internet. all of my money goes towards medical bills and my internet/cable because I'm not well enough to go outside most of the time


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