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OfflineNolan92
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Masturbation Lube or Dry?
    #23342390 - 06/14/16 07:52 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hey Guys

Do you masturbate using lube or not or do not masturbate at all?

Me I use lube, It all started when I got a hand job from a masseuse/prostitute she used lube and after that experience I never went dry again  :psychsplit:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92] * 5
    #23342396 - 06/14/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dry unless someone else is doing it. It's too messy to use lube everytime


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92] * 3
    #23342425 - 06/14/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

lube, i physically can't masturbate or receive handjobs without some sort of lubrication. my dick skin isn't loose like that, it hurts to try and do it dry.

also shitty terrible thread, might put OP on ignore despite participating in it


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23342431 - 06/14/16 08:16 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dry for the every day tug and lube when I giving myself a treat


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23342434 - 06/14/16 08:17 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just a curious statistic I would want to know, kinda fucked up and crude no?

Anyway nice talking to you :smile:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Patlal]
    #23342440 - 06/14/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dry is standard but if i want to mix it up and i dont mind a lil extra clean up ill use lube.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Patlal]
    #23342609 - 06/14/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Dry for the every day tug and lube when I giving myself a treat




This basically


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23342619 - 06/14/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

use coconut oil. It's good for your skin and you only need a bit of it.

If I can't eat it, I won't put it on my skin. Now, if only I can figure out something decent for my hair.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23342656 - 06/14/16 09:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Coconut oil is amazing stuff.  I keep a big ol' tub next to my bathroom sink for my skin but i do'nt use it to beat with.  I use spit when i'm alone.  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it.  My sexual partners either go dry or use lube on me when giving handjobs.  I do'nt really like dry handjobs but they're pretty good at reading my sensitivity and pleasure.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle] * 5
    #23342696 - 06/14/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
lube, i physically can't masturbate or receive handjobs without some sort of lubrication. my dick skin isn't loose like that, it hurts to try and do it dry.

also shitty terrible thread, might put OP on ignore despite participating in it




Like he should give an ever living flying fuck.

No lube here.
I had the good fortune of not having idiot fucking dipshits for parents that were indoctrinated by some fucking jew/muslim shyster money grubbing piece of shit cunt of a doctor into mutilating my cock for the extra lucre.

So, no. OP. I don't need no fucking lube.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23342709 - 06/14/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
lube, i physically can't masturbate or receive handjobs without some sort of lubrication. my dick skin isn't loose like that, it hurts to try and do it dry.

also shitty terrible thread, might put OP on ignore despite participating in it




Like he should give an ever living flying fuck.

No lube here.
I had the good fortune of not having idiot fucking dipshits for parents that were indoctrinated by some fucking jew/muslim shyster money grubbing piece of shit cunt of a doctor into mutilating my cock for the extra lucre.

So, no. OP. I don't need no fucking lube.



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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23342711 - 06/14/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You have an ugly penis.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23342718 - 06/14/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
lube, i physically can't masturbate or receive handjobs without some sort of lubrication. my dick skin isn't loose like that, it hurts to try and do it dry.

also shitty terrible thread, might put OP on ignore despite participating in it




Like he should give an ever living flying fuck.

No lube here.
I had the good fortune of not having idiot fucking dipshits for parents that were indoctrinated by some fucking jew/muslim shyster money grubbing piece of shit cunt of a doctor into mutilating my cock for the extra lucre.

So, no. OP. I don't need no fucking lube.



keep crying




:lol: extra wiener skin


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: The Moose] * 1
    #23342728 - 06/14/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
You have an ugly penis.




So. I'm guessing you two had the misfortune of being born to "idiot fucking dipshits for parents that were indoctrinated by some fucking jew/muslim shyster money grubbing piece of shit cunt of a doctor into mutilating" :nonono:your cocks for the extra lucre."


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23342784 - 06/14/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: lavod] * 5
    #23342809 - 06/14/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lavod said:
I use spit when i'm alone.  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it.




:why:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: lavod] * 4
    #23342820 - 06/14/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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lavod said:
Coconut oil is amazing stuff.  I keep a big ol' tub next to my bathroom sink for my skin but i do'nt use it to beat with.  I use spit when i'm alone.  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it.




:whattefuck2:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: lavod] * 4
    #23342836 - 06/14/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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lavod said:
  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it. 



:awedisgust:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23342854 - 06/14/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

lavod said:
  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it. 



:awedisgust:



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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Herbologist]
    #23342861 - 06/14/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Herbologist said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
lube, i physically can't masturbate or receive handjobs without some sort of lubrication. my dick skin isn't loose like that, it hurts to try and do it dry.

also shitty terrible thread, might put OP on ignore despite participating in it




Like he should give an ever living flying fuck.

No lube here.
I had the good fortune of not having idiot fucking dipshits for parents that were indoctrinated by some fucking jew/muslim shyster money grubbing piece of shit cunt of a doctor into mutilating my cock for the extra lucre.

So, no. OP. I don't need no fucking lube.



keep crying




:lol: extra wiener skin




Gives you more to chew on, and, adds a little mystery, a bit like wrapping up a present.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23342869 - 06/14/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: The Moose]
    #23342871 - 06/14/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

(Ugly pee pee)


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23342875 - 06/14/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha, chew on? wtf?

anyway, there's no extra clean-up for lube if you just go in the shower right after. do you guys jerk off and then just go about your day with residual trash all over your dick or sumthin?

i have this ritual i often perform,

pee, jizz, shower, pee

and i dont pee in the shower either cuz im not some gross freak who pees where they stand  like 99% of the rest of the world. why the fuck wouldnt u jus pee right b4? only thing worse than peein in the shower is in the sink, theres literally no point of peeing in the sink


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23342889 - 06/14/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

peeing in the sink only makes great sense wen you are drunk


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #23342970 - 06/14/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

lavod said:
  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it. 



:awedisgust:




Hey look!  People are disgusted because i like the taste ov cock.  I'm just a sick fag, right?


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: lavod]
    #23343048 - 06/14/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

:seriousamanita:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23343058 - 06/14/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
hahaha, chew on? wtf?

anyway, there's no extra clean-up for lube if you just go in the shower right after. do you guys jerk off and then just go about your day with residual trash all over your dick or sumthin?

i have this ritual i often perform,

pee, jizz, shower, pee

and i dont pee in the shower either cuz im not some gross freak who pees where they stand  like 99% of the rest of the world. why the fuck wouldnt u jus pee right b4? only thing worse than peein in the shower is in the sink, theres literally no point of peeing in the sink



LOL you don't pee in the shower? FREAK!!


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23343089 - 06/14/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Pissing in the shower saves water unless ur a nasty person who pisses and doesnt flush anyway


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23343095 - 06/14/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

lube 10 times out of 10


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nekobasu]
    #23343144 - 06/14/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

When I was a young teen I felt it was to rough dry. Then I went camping alone for 4 or 5 days and obviously didn't have lotion. Now I jack it dry mainly because it is better orgasm when I do.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: lavod]
    #23343160 - 06/14/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lavod said:
I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it.




Lmao, thanks for sharing.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
    #23343396 - 06/14/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Only lube brings me to a teary orgasm.

Do you guys cum then wipe it off or just cum into something (Tissue, Rag, into the toilet etc etc..)?


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23343496 - 06/14/16 01:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If anyone here still masturbates without lube....

Well either you're :underage: or you should probably kys.

Note: (Jk on the kys, don't ban me mods, of course I don't actually want anyone to die over masturbation techniques)


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23343894 - 06/14/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Only lube brings me to a teary orgasm.

Do you guys cum then wipe it off or just cum into something (Tissue, Rag, into the toilet etc etc..)?




bro you are way too interested in the shroomery's masturbation habits

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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23343906 - 06/14/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Only lube brings me to a teary orgasm.

Do you guys cum then wipe it off or just cum into something (Tissue, Rag, into the toilet etc etc..)?




bro you are way too interested in the shroomery's masturbation habits

sup with that holmes



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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: thelanzii]
    #23344136 - 06/14/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The questions just popped up in my head, And I wondered has this ever been discussed before.

and meh why not, if no one is interested this thread will just die out.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23344270 - 06/14/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dry unless its a party.. lube is too messy to use 16 times a day..


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: The Moose]
    #23344287 - 06/14/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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(Ugly pee pee)




If you ask me they're all ugly :shrug:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: ShroomyBudz]
    #23344292 - 06/14/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Dry unless its a party.. lube is too messy to use 16 times a day..



do you really masturbate 16 times a day?


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: ShroomyBudz]
    #23344296 - 06/14/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

all the masturbation talk reminds me of that story that came out of brazil or somewhere where some kid, like 14 or 15 years old, died from jerking off, the little fella jerked his shit an alleged like 40 plus times in a single day

had a heart attack if i recall correctly

apparently he went out doing what he loved, so there's that


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Niffla]
    #23344308 - 06/14/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i think the number was over 100


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23344311 - 06/14/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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i think the number was over 100




was it really

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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Niffla]
    #23344320 - 06/14/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i wonder what his personality was like, i'd imagine he was some weird freak. maybe not tho


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23344326 - 06/14/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Dry unless its a party.. lube is too messy to use 16 times a day..



do you really masturbate 16 times a day?



no :lol:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23344382 - 06/14/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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i wonder what his personality was like, i'd imagine he was some weird freak. maybe not tho



I wonder if at some point during that epic jerk-a-thon, he thought to himself, maybe around his 73rd straight masturbation session..."what the hell am I doing??"

Or was he just like "hell yeah I'm about to bust a nut again, can't wait" the whole way through


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    #23344409 - 06/14/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

When you are on your 73rd time of the day, you use tears as lube and ejaculate shame.


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When you are on your 73rd time of the day, you use tears as lube and ejaculate shame.




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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23344484 - 06/14/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'm a dry guy. I have a buddy who swears those Tengas with lube are the best. Never tried one though.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Starstepper]
    #23344789 - 06/14/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

dry, lube would make things too ceremonial lol


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23344797 - 06/14/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Is everyone who answers lube also missing part of their penis?


I never understood the need for it.


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    #23344988 - 06/14/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Is everyone who answers lube also missing part of their penis?


I never understood the need for it.




i'm curious about this as well.  generally, if you're still in possession of your foreskin, lube is unnecessary.  i personally prefer my dudes to be uncut -- looks the same when it's erect as a circumcised penis but has more... fluidity to it?  dunno if that makes sense, it's like the skin itself acts as lubricant.

as far as if i masturbate dry or with lube, well, i guess i use 'lube' in the sense that i use my own saliva along with my own naturally produced feminine lubrication.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Apostle]
    #23345001 - 06/14/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I use lube and I'm cut. I just use cheap hand lotion. You may use a good bit before it's through, but it cleans up easier afterwards.


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    #23345035 - 06/14/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

i feel as though going dry has messed with the sensitivity of my dick
i have never been able to cum from head and sure as hell can't cum with a condom on. 

i need to stop going dry which is why i need a good fleshlight.

i have heard the same concept is true for women as well.  vibrators and other very stimulating methods of masturbation can take enjoyment and pleasure out of actual sex.  or it could just be this woman trying to market her chakra dildos that are like 200 dollars and made out of amethyst and quartz


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    #23345066 - 06/14/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Is everyone who answers lube also missing part of their penis?


I never understood the need for it.




i'm curious about this as well.  generally, if you're still in possession of your foreskin, lube is unnecessary.  i personally prefer my dudes to be uncut -- looks the same when it's erect as a circumcised penis but has more... fluidity to it?  dunno if that makes sense, it's like the skin itself acts as lubricant.

as far as if i masturbate dry or with lube, well, i guess i use 'lube' in the sense that i use my own saliva along with my own naturally produced feminine lubrication.



I found it curious too.  Lube isn't necessary for masturbation even without a foreskin.  I'm cut and a dry guy.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 2
    #23345074 - 06/14/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Pissing in the shower saves water unless ur a nasty person who pisses and doesnt flush anyway




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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
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Apostle said:
Is everyone who answers lube also missing part of their penis?


I never understood the need for it.




i'm curious about this as well.  generally, if you're still in possession of your foreskin, lube is unnecessary.  i personally prefer my dudes to be uncut -- looks the same when it's erect as a circumcised penis but has more... fluidity to it?  dunno if that makes sense, it's like the skin itself acts as lubricant.

as far as if i masturbate dry or with lube, well, i guess i use 'lube' in the sense that i use my own saliva along with my own naturally produced feminine lubrication.



I found it curious too.  Lube isn't necessary for masturbation even without a foreskin.  I'm cut and a dry guy.




Really? I tried as a teen to see what it would feel like if I was cut, in as much as I pulled the skin all the way back, while flaccid, and walked about a bit.
Edit. Should have added I also tried wanking without using the foreskins lubricating qualities:
It all fealt bloody uncomfortable. A bit like dressing on the wrong side.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23345115 - 06/14/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Really.  Of course you found it uncomfortable, that is nothing like actually being cut my friend.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
    #23345152 - 06/14/16 09:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Really.  Of course you found it uncomfortable, that is nothing like actually being cut my friend.




I guess so. It was as close to a simulation of it that I could get, without taking a knife to myself.


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    #23345162 - 06/14/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I'm not gluing cold cut meat to my penis and walking around a bit in a vain attempt to see what it would be like to be uncut.  That's for sure.  I might glue cold cut meats to my penis, but strictly for fun you know.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
    #23345207 - 06/14/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

What if I just spit in my hand like and animal and start going to town. It's fun to fling your loads in random locations like public restrooms and that friend of your friend's house that you got shit faced at but thing the person is just bad news. You can really get some range on that shit with the right wrist motion.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
    #23345209 - 06/14/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I'm not gluing cold cut meat to my penis and walking around a bit in a vain attempt to see what it would be like to be uncut.  That's for sure.  I might glue cold cut meats to my penis, but strictly for fun you know.




Just get a guy that hasn't been mutilated to roll his skin up over your bell end. :grin:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
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I'm not gluing cold cut meat to my penis and walking around a bit in a vain attempt to see what it would be like to be uncut.  That's for sure.  I might glue cold cut meats to my penis, but strictly for fun you know.




Just get a guy that hasn't been mutilated to roll his skin up over your bell end. :grin:



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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Mescalean]
    #23345221 - 06/14/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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What if I just spit in my hand like and animal and start going to town.



You mean like a monkey?
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
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Wow so just because I'm an animal you think I'm a slut. Check your privileged.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
    #23345256 - 06/14/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It's shaped like a bell so that your hand doesn't slip off.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: TheMovement]
    #23345259 - 06/14/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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hahaha, chew on? wtf?

anyway, there's no extra clean-up for lube if you just go in the shower right after. do you guys jerk off and then just go about your day with residual trash all over your dick or sumthin?

i have this ritual i often perform,

pee, jizz, shower, pee

and i dont pee in the shower either cuz im not some gross freak who pees where they stand  like 99% of the rest of the world. why the fuck wouldnt u jus pee right b4? only thing worse than peein in the shower is in the sink, theres literally no point of peeing in the sink



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    #23345261 - 06/14/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

It's shaped like that to be able to scoop out all the other cum from other males, thus increasing the odds the slut's spawn is yours.


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    #23345267 - 06/14/16 10:03 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I feel like it's a biological function to pee after i cum. not like right after like cum directly followed by peeing in her. but like to flush the pipes or something.


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I feel like it's a biological function to pee after i cum. not like right after like cum directly followed by peeing in her. but like to flush the pipes or something.



women instinctively do that to avoid uti's


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    #23345297 - 06/14/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

yep.  also, the stimulation on the bladder from penetration is enough to make you feel like you have to pee most of the time even if you don't have much urine in your bladder.  i always pee after sex.


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    #23345311 - 06/14/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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It's shaped like a bell so that your hand doesn't slip off.



Oh.  I thought I had ten inches of penis to hold onto so my hand doesn't slip off.


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    #23345363 - 06/14/16 10:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Or was he just like "hell yeah I'm about to bust a nut again, can't wait" the whole way through



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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
    #23345370 - 06/14/16 10:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Sure you're measuring it from the right side?


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    #23345382 - 06/14/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Do you guys cum then wipe it off or just cum into something (Tissue, Rag, into the toilet etc etc..)?




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    #23346094 - 06/15/16 06:18 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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use coconut oil. It's good for your skin and you only need a bit of it.

If I can't eat it, I won't put it on my skin. Now, if only I can figure out something decent for my hair.




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    #23346143 - 06/15/16 06:45 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Sure you're measuring it from the right side?




He's probably measuring it from six inches up his arsehole. :grin:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23346170 - 06/15/16 07:02 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Says the one with a shroomsucker for an avatar :rofl:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #23347630 - 06/15/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I use lube and I'm cut. I just use cheap hand lotion. You may use a good bit before it's through, but it cleans up easier afterwards.




Speaking of hand lotion. You know you can use this stuff on other parts of your body besides your dick right?

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    #23347938 - 06/15/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Says the one with a shroomsucker for an avatar :rofl:




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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23347962 - 06/15/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23347967 - 06/15/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

and mayo makes a good luber if one is out!:grin:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23348101 - 06/15/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I didn't know you could do it without some kind of lubrication.

I use spit.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Patlal]
    #23348105 - 06/15/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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I use lube and I'm cut. I just use cheap hand lotion. You may use a good bit before it's through, but it cleans up easier afterwards.




Speaking of hand lotion. You know you can use this stuff on other parts of your body besides your dick right?

Have you ever wondered why your feet look like the grand canyon and your body is a wrinkled up and yet your dick looks brand new? It's the lotion. Use it.




:lol: Thanks for the advice.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #23351345 - 06/16/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Spits nasty, smells bad and eh, no. It's like people who say "This music sounds good enough" and all they have is cheap and nasty earbuds, then you show them your sound system.

Then they start complaining that the bass makes them feel ill because they are a stunted freak, I should probably get better friends. You know what? Do it how you want, Next time I jerk it, that's how I'm gonna do it to.

Sometimes, I just like to get horny and let the precum pour out, which happens a lot. Much nicer than spit, far more slippery to.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #23351838 - 06/16/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
use my own saliva along with my own naturally produced feminine lubrication.






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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Apostle]
    #23353712 - 06/17/16 06:07 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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use my own saliva along with my own naturally produced feminine lubrication.






:derfase:



Lol


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Patlal]
    #23353737 - 06/17/16 06:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Dry for the every day tug and lube when I giving myself a treat




Hahahaha I laughed out loud

Nice


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: stzacrack]
    #23353881 - 06/17/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

I have never used lube and never will. If one has a dick that hasnt been cut by a stranger in a white coat, then you will never need lube.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23353981 - 06/17/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Visionary Tools said:
Spits nasty...

...Sometimes, I just like to get horny and let the precum pour out, which happens a lot. Much nicer than spit, far more slippery to.




The frig


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23354427 - 06/17/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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deucedbi9 said:
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Visionary Tools said:
Spits nasty...

...Sometimes, I just like to get horny and let the precum pour out, which happens a lot. Much nicer than spit, far more slippery to.




The frig




Man, now I want a forskin...


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23354533 - 06/17/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Visionary Tools said:
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deucedbi9 said:
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Visionary Tools said:
Spits nasty...

...Sometimes, I just like to get horny and let the precum pour out, which happens a lot. Much nicer than spit, far more slippery to.




The frig




Man, now I want a forskin...




Sorry to hear that you're skinless geezer. :hug:

Just, maybe, don't inflict it on any sons you might have.


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