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Mad_Larkin
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#23347938 - 06/15/16 04:15 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tripsurfer said: Says the one with a shroomsucker for an avatar 
i wasnt being sarcastic
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
#23347962 - 06/15/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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lubed, lots of lube!
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
#23347967 - 06/15/16 04:22 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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and mayo makes a good luber if one is out!
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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I didn't know you could do it without some kind of lubrication.
I use spit.
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Le_Canard
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Patlal]
#23348105 - 06/15/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Le_Canard said: I use lube and I'm cut. I just use cheap hand lotion. You may use a good bit before it's through, but it cleans up easier afterwards.
Speaking of hand lotion. You know you can use this stuff on other parts of your body besides your dick right?
Have you ever wondered why your feet look like the grand canyon and your body is a wrinkled up and yet your dick looks brand new? It's the lotion. Use it.
Thanks for the advice.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Le_Canard]
#23351345 - 06/16/16 02:45 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Spits nasty, smells bad and eh, no. It's like people who say "This music sounds good enough" and all they have is cheap and nasty earbuds, then you show them your sound system.
Then they start complaining that the bass makes them feel ill because they are a stunted freak, I should probably get better friends. You know what? Do it how you want, Next time I jerk it, that's how I'm gonna do it to.
Sometimes, I just like to get horny and let the precum pour out, which happens a lot. Much nicer than spit, far more slippery to.
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Apostle
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Acidic_Sloth said: use my own saliva along with my own naturally produced feminine lubrication.
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BANANA.MAN
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Apostle]
#23353712 - 06/17/16 06:07 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Apostle said:
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Acidic_Sloth said: use my own saliva along with my own naturally produced feminine lubrication.

Lol
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stzacrack
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Patlal]
#23353737 - 06/17/16 06:21 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Dry for the every day tug and lube when I giving myself a treat
Hahahaha I laughed out loud
Nice
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: stzacrack]
#23353881 - 06/17/16 07:39 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have never used lube and never will. If one has a dick that hasnt been cut by a stranger in a white coat, then you will never need lube.
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deucedbi9
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Visionary Tools said: Spits nasty...
...Sometimes, I just like to get horny and let the precum pour out, which happens a lot. Much nicer than spit, far more slippery to.
The frig
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
#23354427 - 06/17/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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deucedbi9 said:
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Visionary Tools said: Spits nasty...
...Sometimes, I just like to get horny and let the precum pour out, which happens a lot. Much nicer than spit, far more slippery to.
The frig
Man, now I want a forskin...
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deucedbi9
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Visionary Tools said:
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deucedbi9 said:
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Visionary Tools said: Spits nasty...
...Sometimes, I just like to get horny and let the precum pour out, which happens a lot. Much nicer than spit, far more slippery to.
The frig
Man, now I want a forskin...
Sorry to hear that you're skinless geezer. 
Just, maybe, don't inflict it on any sons you might have.
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