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 deucedbi9
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 Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry?  [Re: California]
#23345209 - 06/14/16 09:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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California said:
I'm not gluing cold cut meat to my penis and walking around a bit in a vain attempt to see what it would be like to be uncut. That's for sure. I might glue cold cut meats to my penis, but strictly for fun you know.
Just get a guy that hasn't been mutilated to roll his skin up over your bell end. 
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
#23345214 - 06/14/16 09:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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deucedbi9 said:
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California said:
I'm not gluing cold cut meat to my penis and walking around a bit in a vain attempt to see what it would be like to be uncut. That's for sure. I might glue cold cut meats to my penis, but strictly for fun you know.
Just get a guy that hasn't been mutilated to roll his skin up over your bell end.
Was that an unsubtle offer?
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California
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Mescalean]
#23345221 - 06/14/16 09:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mescalean said:
What if I just spit in my hand like and animal and start going to town.
You mean like a monkey?
That's your prerogative. Show your genitals who is an animal.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
#23345247 - 06/14/16 09:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wow so just because I'm an animal you think I'm a slut. Check your privileged.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
#23345256 - 06/14/16 09:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's shaped like a bell so that your hand doesn't slip off.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: TheMovement]
#23345259 - 06/14/16 10:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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TheMovement said:
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Sheekle said:
hahaha, chew on? wtf?
anyway, there's no extra clean-up for lube if you just go in the shower right after. do you guys jerk off and then just go about your day with residual trash all over your dick or sumthin?
i have this ritual i often perform,
pee, jizz, shower, pee
and i dont pee in the shower either cuz im not some gross freak who pees where they stand like 99% of the rest of the world. why the fuck wouldnt u jus pee right b4? only thing worse than peein in the shower is in the sink, theres literally no point of peeing in the sink
LOL you don't pee in the shower? FREAK!!
Right?!
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: SoloTrip]
#23345261 - 06/14/16 10:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's shaped like that to be able to scoop out all the other cum from other males, thus increasing the odds the slut's spawn is yours.
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Mescalean
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I feel like it's a biological function to pee after i cum. not like right after like cum directly followed by peeing in her. but like to flush the pipes or something.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Mescalean]
#23345269 - 06/14/16 10:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Mescalean]
#23345279 - 06/14/16 10:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mescalean said:
I feel like it's a biological function to pee after i cum. not like right after like cum directly followed by peeing in her. but like to flush the pipes or something.
women instinctively do that to avoid uti's
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 Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: thelanzii]
#23345297 - 06/14/16 10:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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yep. also, the stimulation on the bladder from penetration is enough to make you feel like you have to pee most of the time even if you don't have much urine in your bladder. i always pee after sex.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: SoloTrip]
#23345311 - 06/14/16 10:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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SoloTrip said:
It's shaped like a bell so that your hand doesn't slip off.
Oh. I thought I had ten inches of penis to hold onto so my hand doesn't slip off.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nifflerz]
#23345363 - 06/14/16 10:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Niffla said:
Or was he just like "hell yeah I'm about to bust a nut again, can't wait" the whole way through
I say this everytime I jerk. Then after I blast one i say thats enough.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
#23345370 - 06/14/16 10:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sure you're measuring it from the right side?
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92] 1
#23345382 - 06/14/16 10:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nolan92 said:
Do you guys cum then wipe it off or just cum into something (Tissue, Rag, into the toilet etc etc..)?
That reminds me of a joke.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I wore the wrong sock today
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Visionary Tools said:
use coconut oil. It's good for your skin and you only need a bit of it.
If I can't eat it, I won't put it on my skin. Now, if only I can figure out something decent for my hair.
Man, I put coconut oil in my hair too 
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: SoloTrip]
#23346143 - 06/15/16 06:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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SoloTrip said:
Sure you're measuring it from the right side?
He's probably measuring it from six inches up his arsehole.
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even though I'm feeling good
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
#23346170 - 06/15/16 07:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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this is a quality thread
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23346180 - 06/15/16 07:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Says the one with a shroomsucker for an avatar 
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Le_Canard]
#23347630 - 06/15/16 02:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Le_Canard said:
I use lube and I'm cut. I just use cheap hand lotion. You may use a good bit before it's through, but it cleans up easier afterwards.
Speaking of hand lotion. You know you can use this stuff on other parts of your body besides your dick right?
Have you ever wondered why your feet look like the grand canyon and your body is a wrinkled up and yet your dick looks brand new? It's the lotion. Use it.
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