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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Niffla]
#23344308 - 06/14/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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i think the number was over 100
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle]
#23344311 - 06/14/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: i think the number was over 100
was it really

that's insane
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Niffla]
#23344320 - 06/14/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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i wonder what his personality was like, i'd imagine he was some weird freak. maybe not tho
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle]
#23344326 - 06/14/16 05:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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ShroomyBudz said: Dry unless its a party.. lube is too messy to use 16 times a day..
do you really masturbate 16 times a day?
no
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle]
#23344382 - 06/14/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: i wonder what his personality was like, i'd imagine he was some weird freak. maybe not tho
I wonder if at some point during that epic jerk-a-thon, he thought to himself, maybe around his 73rd straight masturbation session..."what the hell am I doing??"
Or was he just like "hell yeah I'm about to bust a nut again, can't wait" the whole way through
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Niffla] 1
#23344409 - 06/14/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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When you are on your 73rd time of the day, you use tears as lube and ejaculate shame.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: JohnnieYen]
#23344414 - 06/14/16 06:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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JohnnieYen said: When you are on your 73rd time of the day, you use tears as lube and ejaculate shame.
lmfao I legit laughed out loud
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
#23344484 - 06/14/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm a dry guy. I have a buddy who swears those Tengas with lube are the best. Never tried one though.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Starstepper]
#23344789 - 06/14/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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dry, lube would make things too ceremonial lol
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
#23344797 - 06/14/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Is everyone who answers lube also missing part of their penis?
I never understood the need for it.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Apostle] 3
#23344988 - 06/14/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Apostle said: Is everyone who answers lube also missing part of their penis?
I never understood the need for it.
i'm curious about this as well. generally, if you're still in possession of your foreskin, lube is unnecessary. i personally prefer my dudes to be uncut -- looks the same when it's erect as a circumcised penis but has more... fluidity to it? dunno if that makes sense, it's like the skin itself acts as lubricant.
as far as if i masturbate dry or with lube, well, i guess i use 'lube' in the sense that i use my own saliva along with my own naturally produced feminine lubrication.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Apostle]
#23345001 - 06/14/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I use lube and I'm cut. I just use cheap hand lotion. You may use a good bit before it's through, but it cleans up easier afterwards.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Le_Canard]
#23345035 - 06/14/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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i feel as though going dry has messed with the sensitivity of my dick i have never been able to cum from head and sure as hell can't cum with a condom on.
i need to stop going dry which is why i need a good fleshlight.
i have heard the same concept is true for women as well. vibrators and other very stimulating methods of masturbation can take enjoyment and pleasure out of actual sex. or it could just be this woman trying to market her chakra dildos that are like 200 dollars and made out of amethyst and quartz
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Acidic_Sloth said:
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Apostle said: Is everyone who answers lube also missing part of their penis?
I never understood the need for it.
i'm curious about this as well. generally, if you're still in possession of your foreskin, lube is unnecessary. i personally prefer my dudes to be uncut -- looks the same when it's erect as a circumcised penis but has more... fluidity to it? dunno if that makes sense, it's like the skin itself acts as lubricant.
as far as if i masturbate dry or with lube, well, i guess i use 'lube' in the sense that i use my own saliva along with my own naturally produced feminine lubrication.
I found it curious too. Lube isn't necessary for masturbation even without a foreskin. I'm cut and a dry guy.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: BANANA.MAN] 2
#23345074 - 06/14/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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BANANA.MAN said: Pissing in the shower saves water unless ur a nasty person who pisses and doesnt flush anyway
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
#23345107 - 06/14/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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California said:
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Acidic_Sloth said:
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Apostle said: Is everyone who answers lube also missing part of their penis?
I never understood the need for it.
i'm curious about this as well. generally, if you're still in possession of your foreskin, lube is unnecessary. i personally prefer my dudes to be uncut -- looks the same when it's erect as a circumcised penis but has more... fluidity to it? dunno if that makes sense, it's like the skin itself acts as lubricant.
as far as if i masturbate dry or with lube, well, i guess i use 'lube' in the sense that i use my own saliva along with my own naturally produced feminine lubrication.
I found it curious too. Lube isn't necessary for masturbation even without a foreskin. I'm cut and a dry guy.
Really? I tried as a teen to see what it would feel like if I was cut, in as much as I pulled the skin all the way back, while flaccid, and walked about a bit. Edit. Should have added I also tried wanking without using the foreskins lubricating qualities: It all fealt bloody uncomfortable. A bit like dressing on the wrong side.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
#23345115 - 06/14/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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Really. Of course you found it uncomfortable, that is nothing like actually being cut my friend.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
#23345152 - 06/14/16 09:20 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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California said: Really. Of course you found it uncomfortable, that is nothing like actually being cut my friend.
I guess so. It was as close to a simulation of it that I could get, without taking a knife to myself.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
#23345162 - 06/14/16 09:23 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm not gluing cold cut meat to my penis and walking around a bit in a vain attempt to see what it would be like to be uncut. That's for sure. I might glue cold cut meats to my penis, but strictly for fun you know.
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: California]
#23345207 - 06/14/16 09:40 PM (7 years, 7 months ago) |
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What if I just spit in my hand like and animal and start going to town. It's fun to fling your loads in random locations like public restrooms and that friend of your friend's house that you got shit faced at but thing the person is just bad news. You can really get some range on that shit with the right wrist motion.
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