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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23342869 - 06/14/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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OfflineThe Moose
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: The Moose]
    #23342871 - 06/14/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

(Ugly pee pee)


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23342875 - 06/14/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

hahaha, chew on? wtf?

anyway, there's no extra clean-up for lube if you just go in the shower right after. do you guys jerk off and then just go about your day with residual trash all over your dick or sumthin?

i have this ritual i often perform,

pee, jizz, shower, pee

and i dont pee in the shower either cuz im not some gross freak who pees where they stand  like 99% of the rest of the world. why the fuck wouldnt u jus pee right b4? only thing worse than peein in the shower is in the sink, theres literally no point of peeing in the sink


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23342889 - 06/14/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

peeing in the sink only makes great sense wen you are drunk


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #23342970 - 06/14/16 11:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Mad_Larkin said:
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lavod said:
  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it. 



:awedisgust:




Hey look!  People are disgusted because i like the taste ov cock.  I'm just a sick fag, right?


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: lavod]
    #23343048 - 06/14/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23343058 - 06/14/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
hahaha, chew on? wtf?

anyway, there's no extra clean-up for lube if you just go in the shower right after. do you guys jerk off and then just go about your day with residual trash all over your dick or sumthin?

i have this ritual i often perform,

pee, jizz, shower, pee

and i dont pee in the shower either cuz im not some gross freak who pees where they stand  like 99% of the rest of the world. why the fuck wouldnt u jus pee right b4? only thing worse than peein in the shower is in the sink, theres literally no point of peeing in the sink



LOL you don't pee in the shower? FREAK!!


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23343089 - 06/14/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Pissing in the shower saves water unless ur a nasty person who pisses and doesnt flush anyway


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23343095 - 06/14/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

lube 10 times out of 10


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nekobasu]
    #23343144 - 06/14/16 11:59 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

When I was a young teen I felt it was to rough dry. Then I went camping alone for 4 or 5 days and obviously didn't have lotion. Now I jack it dry mainly because it is better orgasm when I do.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: lavod]
    #23343160 - 06/14/16 12:02 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lavod said:
I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it.




Lmao, thanks for sharing.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: IveBeenRecycled]
    #23343396 - 06/14/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Only lube brings me to a teary orgasm.

Do you guys cum then wipe it off or just cum into something (Tissue, Rag, into the toilet etc etc..)?


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23343496 - 06/14/16 01:43 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

If anyone here still masturbates without lube....

Well either you're :underage: or you should probably kys.

Note: (Jk on the kys, don't ban me mods, of course I don't actually want anyone to die over masturbation techniques)


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92] * 1
    #23343894 - 06/14/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Only lube brings me to a teary orgasm.

Do you guys cum then wipe it off or just cum into something (Tissue, Rag, into the toilet etc etc..)?




bro you are way too interested in the shroomery's masturbation habits

sup with that holmes


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23343906 - 06/14/16 03:53 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

Nolan92 said:
Only lube brings me to a teary orgasm.

Do you guys cum then wipe it off or just cum into something (Tissue, Rag, into the toilet etc etc..)?




bro you are way too interested in the shroomery's masturbation habits

sup with that holmes



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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: thelanzii]
    #23344136 - 06/14/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

The questions just popped up in my head, And I wondered has this ever been discussed before.

and meh why not, if no one is interested this thread will just die out.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23344270 - 06/14/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dry unless its a party.. lube is too messy to use 16 times a day..


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: The Moose]
    #23344287 - 06/14/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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(Ugly pee pee)




If you ask me they're all ugly :shrug:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: ShroomyBudz]
    #23344292 - 06/14/16 05:32 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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ShroomyBudz said:
Dry unless its a party.. lube is too messy to use 16 times a day..



do you really masturbate 16 times a day?


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: ShroomyBudz]
    #23344296 - 06/14/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 7 months ago)

all the masturbation talk reminds me of that story that came out of brazil or somewhere where some kid, like 14 or 15 years old, died from jerking off, the little fella jerked his shit an alleged like 40 plus times in a single day

had a heart attack if i recall correctly

apparently he went out doing what he loved, so there's that


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