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OfflineNolan92
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Masturbation Lube or Dry?
    #23342390 - 06/14/16 07:52 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Hey Guys

Do you masturbate using lube or not or do not masturbate at all?

Me I use lube, It all started when I got a hand job from a masseuse/prostitute she used lube and after that experience I never went dry again  :psychsplit:


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InvisibleLophosaurus
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92] * 5
    #23342396 - 06/14/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dry unless someone else is doing it. It's too messy to use lube everytime


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92] * 3
    #23342425 - 06/14/16 08:13 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

lube, i physically can't masturbate or receive handjobs without some sort of lubrication. my dick skin isn't loose like that, it hurts to try and do it dry.

also shitty terrible thread, might put OP on ignore despite participating in it


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23342431 - 06/14/16 08:16 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dry for the every day tug and lube when I giving myself a treat


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OfflineNolan92
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23342434 - 06/14/16 08:17 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Just a curious statistic I would want to know, kinda fucked up and crude no?

Anyway nice talking to you :smile:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Patlal]
    #23342440 - 06/14/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Dry is standard but if i want to mix it up and i dont mind a lil extra clean up ill use lube.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Patlal]
    #23342609 - 06/14/16 09:25 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Dry for the every day tug and lube when I giving myself a treat




This basically


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #23342619 - 06/14/16 09:29 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

use coconut oil. It's good for your skin and you only need a bit of it.

If I can't eat it, I won't put it on my skin. Now, if only I can figure out something decent for my hair.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23342656 - 06/14/16 09:44 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Coconut oil is amazing stuff.  I keep a big ol' tub next to my bathroom sink for my skin but i do'nt use it to beat with.  I use spit when i'm alone.  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it.  My sexual partners either go dry or use lube on me when giving handjobs.  I do'nt really like dry handjobs but they're pretty good at reading my sensitivity and pleasure.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle] * 5
    #23342696 - 06/14/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
lube, i physically can't masturbate or receive handjobs without some sort of lubrication. my dick skin isn't loose like that, it hurts to try and do it dry.

also shitty terrible thread, might put OP on ignore despite participating in it




Like he should give an ever living flying fuck.

No lube here.
I had the good fortune of not having idiot fucking dipshits for parents that were indoctrinated by some fucking jew/muslim shyster money grubbing piece of shit cunt of a doctor into mutilating my cock for the extra lucre.

So, no. OP. I don't need no fucking lube.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23342709 - 06/14/16 10:04 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
lube, i physically can't masturbate or receive handjobs without some sort of lubrication. my dick skin isn't loose like that, it hurts to try and do it dry.

also shitty terrible thread, might put OP on ignore despite participating in it




Like he should give an ever living flying fuck.

No lube here.
I had the good fortune of not having idiot fucking dipshits for parents that were indoctrinated by some fucking jew/muslim shyster money grubbing piece of shit cunt of a doctor into mutilating my cock for the extra lucre.

So, no. OP. I don't need no fucking lube.



keep crying


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23342711 - 06/14/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

You have an ugly penis.


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23342718 - 06/14/16 10:08 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
lube, i physically can't masturbate or receive handjobs without some sort of lubrication. my dick skin isn't loose like that, it hurts to try and do it dry.

also shitty terrible thread, might put OP on ignore despite participating in it




Like he should give an ever living flying fuck.

No lube here.
I had the good fortune of not having idiot fucking dipshits for parents that were indoctrinated by some fucking jew/muslim shyster money grubbing piece of shit cunt of a doctor into mutilating my cock for the extra lucre.

So, no. OP. I don't need no fucking lube.



keep crying




:lol: extra wiener skin


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: The Moose] * 1
    #23342728 - 06/14/16 10:12 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

The Moose said:
You have an ugly penis.




So. I'm guessing you two had the misfortune of being born to "idiot fucking dipshits for parents that were indoctrinated by some fucking jew/muslim shyster money grubbing piece of shit cunt of a doctor into mutilating" :nonono:your cocks for the extra lucre."


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Nolan92]
    #23342784 - 06/14/16 10:29 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Satin


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: lavod] * 5
    #23342809 - 06/14/16 10:34 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lavod said:
I use spit when i'm alone.  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it.




:why:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: lavod] * 4
    #23342820 - 06/14/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lavod said:
Coconut oil is amazing stuff.  I keep a big ol' tub next to my bathroom sink for my skin but i do'nt use it to beat with.  I use spit when i'm alone.  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it.




:whattefuck2:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: lavod] * 4
    #23342836 - 06/14/16 10:40 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

lavod said:
  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it. 



:awedisgust:


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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23342854 - 06/14/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:

lavod said:
  I like licking my hand to re-up on the saliva and tasting my cock on it. 



:awedisgust:



:ugh:


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Invisibledeucedbi9
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Re: Masturbation Lube or Dry? [Re: Herbologist]
    #23342861 - 06/14/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Herbologist said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

deucedbi9 said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
lube, i physically can't masturbate or receive handjobs without some sort of lubrication. my dick skin isn't loose like that, it hurts to try and do it dry.

also shitty terrible thread, might put OP on ignore despite participating in it




Like he should give an ever living flying fuck.

No lube here.
I had the good fortune of not having idiot fucking dipshits for parents that were indoctrinated by some fucking jew/muslim shyster money grubbing piece of shit cunt of a doctor into mutilating my cock for the extra lucre.

So, no. OP. I don't need no fucking lube.



keep crying




:lol: extra wiener skin




Gives you more to chew on, and, adds a little mystery, a bit like wrapping up a present.


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even though I'm feeling good
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