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filthyknees
no coincidence


Registered: 03/08/13
Posts: 6,283
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best sab 5
#23335748 - 06/12/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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I thought a lot of people could benefit from seeing how I make my sab. I call it: best sab.
I saw the abundant working teks and I thought to myself: I can do better.
you know when after a few hours of sab work your face or armpits may get a little sweaty?
and when after all day has to offer you're tired and need a strong cappuccino to complete the sab procedures and don't want to walk all the way to the other room?
now with my revolutionary design the face remains cool, while raising the arms up will also cool the underarms.
no more pesky walking to get your cappuccino, it's built right onto the sab folks.
tired of having your spores and cultures seeing plastic walls soaked in alcohol? the spores will feel more at home and ready to germinate with a pretty flower picture on the wall.

all constructive comments are unwelcome as best sab is infallible. thank you.
-------------------- But if you're in a hurry, and really got to go If you're in a hurry, might have to find out slow That it's one thing to try and another to fly You get there quicker just a step at a time It's one thing to bark, another to bite The show ain't over till you pack up at night
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Captcrunch90
Noob Enthusiast



Registered: 05/10/16
Posts: 129
Loc: Wonderland
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
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Looks legit.
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maddchef
Vaginal escape artist



Registered: 09/04/09
Posts: 5,602
Loc: Your mom's vag
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Ha, the shoddy stone prison looking wall makes it that much better
-------------------- In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. All mushrooms are edible, but some only once..... Easier than cakes I do science and shit.
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filthyknees
no coincidence


Registered: 03/08/13
Posts: 6,283
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there are these prisoners in this cell and only one book, a joke book. all the jokes are numbered and over the years the prisoners learn the jokes by number.
one says 'you remember #7?' everyone laughs
another guy says 'hey do you remember #16?' everyone laughs
another says 'do you remember number #3?' everyone laughs but one guy, everyone stops laughing and says to the guy 'hey what's the matter #3 is a funny one'
guy says 'I don't get it'
-------------------- But if you're in a hurry, and really got to go If you're in a hurry, might have to find out slow That it's one thing to try and another to fly You get there quicker just a step at a time It's one thing to bark, another to bite The show ain't over till you pack up at night
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natedawgnow
Rocky mountain hood rat



Registered: 02/09/15
Posts: 8,940
Loc: ation
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Looks cool but i would think the vibrations of the fan on top of the box would jossle some comtams loose from the walls, no?
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Tripping2Adventure
StealingKnowledge



Registered: 03/28/16
Posts: 371
Loc: Under a Rock, Bottom of t...
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Quote:
filthyknees said: I thought a lot of people could benefit from seeing how I make my sab. I call it: best sab.
I saw the abundant working teks and I thought to myself: I can do better.
you know when after a few hours of sab work your face or armpits may get a little sweaty?
and when after all day has to offer you're tired and need a strong cappuccino to complete the sab procedures and don't want to walk all the way to the other room?
now with my revolutionary design the face remains cool, while raising the arms up will also cool the underarms.
no more pesky walking to get your cappuccino, it's built right onto the sab folks.
tired of having your spores and cultures seeing plastic walls soaked in alcohol? the spores will feel more at home and ready to germinate with a pretty flower picture on the wall.

all constructive comments are unwelcome as best sab is infallible. thank you.
About to make my SAB today,(Well, debating between SAB and Glovebox) opened this up for legit advice and yea https://files.shroomery.org/smileys/lol.gif That being said, I have no choice but to do work in my living/kitchen area where I have my coffee machine and A/C. Cappuccino machine would be a great upgrade though!
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liloldme
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つ=D



Registered: 05/15/04
Posts: 5,087
Loc: Zone 8
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LOL did you tape a fan to it and revolutionize things? The point of the SAB is to have an area that has ZERO air flow and has already had a chance to have the inside of it as sterile as possible. Introducing airflow from a dirty house fan is a step backwards with this hobby. Nice idea though!
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filthyknees
no coincidence


Registered: 03/08/13
Posts: 6,283
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natedawgnow said: Looks cool but i would think the vibrations of the fan on top of the box would jossle some comtams loose from the walls, no?
this is a thread satirizing threads often posted here 'improving' things that work
thank you all for participating
-------------------- But if you're in a hurry, and really got to go If you're in a hurry, might have to find out slow That it's one thing to try and another to fly You get there quicker just a step at a time It's one thing to bark, another to bite The show ain't over till you pack up at night
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natedawgnow
Rocky mountain hood rat



Registered: 02/09/15
Posts: 8,940
Loc: ation
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You made it seem so real... My sarcasm radar must be off
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liloldme
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つ=D



Registered: 05/15/04
Posts: 5,087
Loc: Zone 8
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I'm just to used to helping retard ppl I blew by it as a joke aha
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omgwtfstfu
Stranger

Registered: 10/27/15
Posts: 172
Last seen: 23 days, 2 hours
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You forgot the disco ball and strobe light, pretty essential stuff IME.
Edited by omgwtfstfu (06/12/16 11:15 AM)
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mupetmower
Mower of Muppets



Registered: 03/29/16
Posts: 3,036
Loc: Here and There
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-------------------- -The wise man never stops seeking knowledge.
-I wanna feel the change consume me, feel the outside turning in. I wanna feel the metamorphosis and cleansing I've endured within.
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MushieMainiac
MycoNovice

Registered: 03/17/16
Posts: 290
Loc: Shroomery
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months
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I honestly thought this hit was legit failure for a Tek before I saw the last sentence and then the sarcasm finally hit home
best sab is infallible. thank you.
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dankington
The Stranger




Registered: 03/14/15
Posts: 4,577
Loc: 8te
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Your sarcasm meter missed the cappuccino machine taped to the side?
flithy!
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SloppyJoseph
Non-sporalator



Registered: 12/08/15
Posts: 8,511
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Lol it's funny how you we all got some people to come in here all ready to pounce
I laughed when I read it. Filthy knows his shit guys
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Pastywhyte
Say hello to my little friend



Registered: 09/15/12
Posts: 37,867
Loc: Canada
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Quote:
Now with my revolutionary design the face remains cool, while raising the arms up will also cool the underarms.

Great stuff filthy
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Taskicon
Skeptic


Registered: 02/05/15
Posts: 36
Last seen: 4 years, 11 days
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Damn that is a tight SAB I think the only thing it is missing is a subwoofer
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Shroomsh
Mad King



Registered: 07/28/15
Posts: 121
Loc: Washington
Last seen: 7 years, 6 months
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This won't work. Flowers and spores are natural enemies.
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Psilosopherr
A psilly goose



Registered: 02/15/12
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love the op
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filthyknees
no coincidence


Registered: 03/08/13
Posts: 6,283
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So much BS sometimes I have to get my kicks and laugh about it.
-------------------- But if you're in a hurry, and really got to go If you're in a hurry, might have to find out slow That it's one thing to try and another to fly You get there quicker just a step at a time It's one thing to bark, another to bite The show ain't over till you pack up at night
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