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passifloracaerulea



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The Vaseline Healing Project
#23307344 - 06/04/16 02:25 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Seriously? What the fuck? Does unilever actually think the third world is dying for a case of Vaseline? They'll likely try to eat it or disinfect their water with it instead. Those poor Africans are so distressed about their cracked elbows. This kinda shit is a fucking insult. Vaseline sales are probably down so they're trying to boost their image as a positive and healing product by using the image of cracked black skin becoming white and supple.
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IveBeenRecycled
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Agreed. Completely transparent pandering. But hey, that's corporations for ya hah.
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With more Vaseline, maybe there will be more butt sex and less pregnancies. Or just easier lubed up sex resulting in less torn genitals, which in turn result in less transmitting of hiv.
Just playing devil's advocate.
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danielx
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lol, who uses vaseline anymore anyway.
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Re: The Vaseline Healing Project [Re: danielx]
#23307873 - 06/04/16 05:35 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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danielx said: lol, who uses vaseline anymore anyway.
Evidently their demographic is starving Africans.
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VaselineTM goes straight to the third world to ensure the telegenicity of your poverty porn props. Say goodbye to embarrassing ashy skin on your famished patrons-- Now feel confident sharing your philanthropy tourism photos with your liberal elite friends on the projector screen.
Edited by Sophistic Radiance (06/04/16 10:17 PM)
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Adolin




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considering their just giving it away, i dont really see what the big deal is. petrolium jelly is pretty damn useful
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Re: The Vaseline Healing Project [Re: Adolin]
#23307911 - 06/04/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Take that production money and donate it to fresh water or some shit that's why
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Quote:
Supachopped719 said: With more Vaseline, maybe there will be more butt sex and less pregnancies. Or just easier lubed up sex resulting in less torn genitals, which in turn result in less transmitting of hiv.
Just playing devil's advocate.
Petroleum is a poor lubricant for sexual activities as it provides a perfect environment for bacterial growth, anal sex already comes with enough risk.
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