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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: vandago]
#23272332 - 05/26/16 12:49 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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And unfortunately I have recently realized she looks a lot like soulidarity.
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: vandago] 1
#23272344 - 05/26/16 12:54 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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This story just took a tragic turn
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: koods] 1
#23272353 - 05/26/16 12:58 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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She's in the middle. The one on the right is also a lot of fun.
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#23272355 - 05/26/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: vandago] 1
#23272356 - 05/26/16 01:00 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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However, she also fucked a guy once and left his cum in her ass for me, then when I went to fuck her in the as, got covered in man juice 

Doth cock hath been smeared and diseased, with one fell stroke
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23272363 - 05/26/16 01:05 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wrote a song I play on acoustic bass about it:
I made a girl cum out her ass I called that girl a whore she said no baby please dont stop I've never done that before and as the cum dripped down her thighs it puddled to the floor I said "shut up you stupid bitch, that's another guys cum for sure!"
She. Is. Nuts. Girls can't cum out their butts. I.May. Be a putz. But I will tell you whut....
I KNOW IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO CUM OUT YOUR FILTHY BUTTHOLE WHAT KIND OF SHIT YOU TRYING TO PULL YOU FUCKING DOUBLE DIPPED YOU HO!!!!!
So she turned and looked at me, Said "baby what is wrong?......I never let my fiance in there, his dick is WAY too long......your dick, it's the perfect size! That's why I let YOU in! And baby, you made me cum out my ass! So baby! YOU! WIN!
She. Is. Nuts. Girls can't cum out their butts. I.May. Be a putz. But I will tell you whut....
I KNOW IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO CUM OUT YOUR FILTHY BUTTHOLE WHAT KIND OF SHIT YOU TRYING TO PULL YOU FUCKING DOUBLE DIPPED YOU HO!!!!!
So I tucked my dick away I hung my head in shame She could have used an enema That shit was really lame Now I'm covered in testosterone Another males juice but all of this explains just why her.ass.was.so.damn.loose
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: vandago] 1
#23272365 - 05/26/16 01:06 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pretty, they look innocent
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: vandago]
#23272367 - 05/26/16 01:08 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well done, have you played it for her?
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: Repertoire89]
#23272370 - 05/26/16 01:09 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh yes.
It was on my facebook for a while.
I've played it on stage 5+ times now. It goes over well with the crowd.
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: vandago]
#23272399 - 05/26/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's great man. It could be worse too, one could accidentally eat another man's cream pie
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: Repertoire89]
#23272413 - 05/26/16 01:30 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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What about doing it on purpose?
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: koods]
#23272421 - 05/26/16 01:32 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cuckolding and felching like real men.
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: koods]
#23274385 - 05/26/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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koods said: What about doing it on purpose?
Too each their own on that one
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: vandago]
#23275451 - 05/26/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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vandago said: Hell, I've jacked off in a jail cell with 3 other bunkies in the room before. You just wait til everyone is asleep
Lol, I've actually done that in a holding cell while they were awake.
It was only two other people though.
I had a jacket too, no blanket. Pretty sneaky
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Re: Can't focus at work. Too horny. [Re: micro]
#23275691 - 05/26/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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micro said:
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vandago said: Hell, I've jacked off in a jail cell with 3 other bunkies in the room before. You just wait til everyone is asleep
Lol, I've actually done that in a holding cell while they were awake.
It was only two other people though.
I had a jacket too, no blanket. Pretty sneaky 
Holding cells are one of the worst places in the world to be too, I don't blame you.
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