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Pastywhyte
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The worst threads all have the same subjects 43
#23268078 - 05/24/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is an attempt to help people realize what they are about to do wrong, hopefully before they do it. This is being made in a similar intent as my other thread "Avoiding the dreaded facepalm in cultivation." Please do not be offended, this is meant to help.
I have noticed that the threads that all seem to earn facepalms or cause people to become sad, all seem to have the same topics, the same fails. If the search engine was used it would be easily avoided, but alas the search engine seems a little used resource these days. So here is the top 10 thread subjects guaranteed to elicit scorn. I swear we see 100's of these over and over again.
10. Eating substrates. This is gross and regardless of whether or not you might catch a buzz, its a piss poor return on materials and time.
9. Blue color. Seriously if you don't understand yet that the mushrooms you are growing stain blue, you have not nearly done enough reading. Not nearly enough. This also goes for black/ purple caps. Its spores damnit, harvest them shits already. . .
8. Growing on dog doo. Or human. Just no. Gross, stupid, ill informed. Animals that eat grasses or grains yes. Animals that eat other animals. . . just no.
7. Critique my fruiting chamber idea. We see 1000s of these. They are all ill conceived, generally with a really poor understanding of the organisms needs. I don't care that you need a stealth grow, with a few exceptions, most new people simply do not know what is needed to do a grow well. I'm not talking about a few fruits to a trich finish. I can do that in a trash can. If you were qualified to design a good fruiting chamber, you would not need to get any critiques. Learn to grow properly first and watch the yields rise.
6. Desiccate drying. This is plain old and tedious. If that's how you did it in the 80's fine, but there is no reason for people to be mucking around with it these days. Which leads into point 5.
5. Heat kills potency. I can't believe this is still a debate in some peoples eyes. We have seen fruits deep fried, grilled, pressure cooked, boiled in tea and guess what? Heat won't hurt potency, at least not enough to notice. You know what does? Rotting fruits in a desiccate chamber. Taking 5 days to get them dry. Those things hurt potency. You just finished all the hard stuff, and at the end is where you are going to cut a $40 corner. No.
4. Anything with a kit. Sure ya fucked up, spent crazy cash on a $3 bag of rye berries for $50 or some plastic tray with perlite in the bottom. Accept that ya screwed up, and build the SGFC or monotub if you want a result at all.
3. Peroxide. Peroxide is useless for anything but cobweb mold. Useless.
2. Cobweb mold. If you have Dactylium that means your fruiting chamber is complete shit. 95% of the time its just mushroom mycelium. 4.8% of the time its a pin mold. 0.2% of the time its actual cobweb. You don't have it and if you do, you need to get your shit together.
1. Any post with no paragraph spaces, no pictures, and is 5000 words long. I ain't gonna read it. If your post resembles that, you need to stop talking and start reading. Don't try to describe what your grow looks like, its like a janitor trying to perform brain surgery over the phone with a neurosurgeon. Take a pic, be sure its in focus, post that.
If you are about to make a post that fall under this criteria, better give it another look.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte] 1
#23268093 - 05/24/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Haha my favorite thread sofar!
Accurate too lol
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: impatientguy] 6
#23268101 - 05/24/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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What if my substrate has blue cobweb, can I still make my peroxide contam tea?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: fatboyjeff] 1
#23268127 - 05/24/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420] 1
#23268178 - 05/24/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just hope this helps for more than a couple of days 
You can probably go ahead and add: "I had a jar contam so I did an experiment."
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte] 1
#23268286 - 05/25/16 12:29 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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This should be stickied.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: nooneman] 1
#23268377 - 05/25/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Also, have you noticed the terrible terrible "Similar Threads" you've spawned at the bottom of the page with your opening post?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Inocuole] 1
#23268391 - 05/25/16 01:33 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Going to be linking to this often
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: dankington] 1
#23268402 - 05/25/16 01:38 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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dankington said: I just hope this helps for more than a couple of days 
You can probably go ahead and add: "I had a jar contam so I did an experiment."
LOL true that! and what about the catch phrase that follows "It's for science you guys!
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Josex] 1
#23268416 - 05/25/16 01:45 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well, there's also the noobs who spend an entire morning resurrecting threads from the forum graveyard just to ask a stupid question or give shit advice and no matter if you tell them off, they'll keep at it regardless and won't even read what you tell them.
Also, there's this thing that really doesn't merit a facepalm but it annoys the heck outta me. So there's your first time poster, posts a question (normally something urgent that they need to fix up quick) and then logs off, maybe he'll be back in 2 or 3 days and read the replies people gave them. C'mon, what do they think? That they're sending a freaking letter to a friend in China?
Edited by Josex (05/25/16 02:12 AM)
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Josex] 1
#23268596 - 05/25/16 03:27 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shit, drying shrooms doesn't even have to need a $40 investment. Use the oven if you can't afford it at the time, much better than shitty desiccant chambers.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze] 1
#23268976 - 05/25/16 07:19 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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roll deep and spit real…..bring it on home pasty
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze] 1
#23268978 - 05/25/16 07:20 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lmao oven would've been my second option of I couldn't find a dehydrator lol. But this is good stuff, search engine isn't hard lol I don't get how people end up bringing back 10 year old threads when they do..
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze] 1
#23268979 - 05/25/16 07:20 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thank you for this Pasty, it was well needed
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Psilosoulful] 2
#23269165 - 05/25/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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11. Spore to grain and spores to LC. 12. Not checking the date on threads leading to old outdated info. 13. Incubators. 14. Colonizing in the dark. 15. Inoculating in the bathroom. 16. Can I just use a syringe to noc up some poop in a cow pasture?
Edited by omgwtfstfu (05/25/16 08:44 AM)
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte] 1
#23269189 - 05/25/16 08:51 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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great thread
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#23269294 - 05/25/16 09:47 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Being nice to and talking to the mushrooms, playing music for them and crystals in the chamber, or the opposite shocking cubes with electricity, over lay with cubes, increasing potency with adding precursors in the substrate
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: NDStepp84] 1
#23269295 - 05/25/16 09:49 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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God the list just goes on doesn't it. I may update the OP with some more, might end up as a top 20 threads instead of 10
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte] 1
#23269322 - 05/25/16 09:58 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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What's this black stuff in my spore syringe?
vs.
I can't see any spores in my syringe.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: grainbrain] 1
#23269356 - 05/25/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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What's this black stuff on my caps gets me every time.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: PinPornProducer] 1
#23269444 - 05/25/16 10:57 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why are my mushrooms turning purple!!?? Is it contaminated? Are they ok to eat!!!?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: impatientguy] 2
#23269476 - 05/25/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Guys I inoculated my jars 4 days ago and I don't see anything yet.
What's wrong?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#23269518 - 05/25/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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What's the best way to grow A LOT of shrooms REALLY FAST?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: myc10is] 2
#23269551 - 05/25/16 11:37 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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My friend said he was growing hydroponic mushrooms.
How do I do that?
I want mine to be really strong dealer grade shroomz
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 2
#23269568 - 05/25/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I take a dump on some mold, will mashrooms grow?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: dankington] 1
#23269593 - 05/25/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: dankington] 1
#23269644 - 05/25/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
dankington said: If I take a dump on some mold, will mashrooms grow?
Do I really NEED spores to start cultivating or can I just water some manure in a bucket?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Psilosoulful] 1
#23269654 - 05/25/16 12:12 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hilarious and informative at the same time!
Not that I'm the most dedicated but I am an avid reader. At some point you just have to accept what and/or who you are dealing with. Persistence and dedication are what separates people more than anything else in this life.
Never underestimate laziness and people's tendency toward the path of least resistance.
I have several friends who are grade school teachers so I hear about the sad state of education in the US often. One recently told me that almost 1/3 of her students do not read at what is considered normal or acceptable for their grade level.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: PutACapInHisAss] 1
#23269729 - 05/25/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hahahaha!!! Exactly, well said.
I've read this site till my eyes practically bleed. The info is out there!
Does make me laugh tho some things people come up with and some of the responses are priceless. Shite spelling is usually a tell an all.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte] 1
#23269751 - 05/25/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Perfect meta-analysis. Another Flawless victory Pasty.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Smoothcat] 2
#23269758 - 05/25/16 12:50 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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It might not be great for the advertisers/vendors but maybe if you really want to change things, create a site or a subsection of this one that has a test before participation is allowed!
It could even have a short reading section on general mycology and the test could cover that material.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: PutACapInHisAss] 2
#23269765 - 05/25/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thats genius!
Basic shroomery quiz. U have to take it before u can post in Cultivation.
I love it
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: dankington] 1
#23269791 - 05/25/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
dankington said: If I take a dump on some mold, will mashrooms grow?
Ok, that might be a tad overexaggerated
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23269823 - 05/25/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said:
Quote:
dankington said: If I take a dump on some mold, will mashrooms grow?
Ok, that might be a tad overexaggerated 
Just a tad https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23240074#23240074
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: spacechildo] 2
#23269844 - 05/25/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
spacechildo said:
Quote:
dankington said: If I take a dump on some mold, will mashrooms grow?
Do I really NEED spores to start cultivating or can I just water some manure in a bucket?
Real talk... https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23208712#23208712
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Josex] 2
#23269854 - 05/25/16 01:24 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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yup! so dumb I was sure it was the same guy dank referred to..
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Josex] 2
#23269863 - 05/25/16 01:28 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Josex said:
Quote:
spacechildo said:
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dankington said: If I take a dump on some mold, will mashrooms grow?
Do I really NEED spores to start cultivating or can I just water some manure in a bucket?
Real talk... https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23208712#23208712
Hahahahaha at least you helped them tho, a happy if not deluded, customer
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Smoothcat] 1
#23269908 - 05/25/16 01:40 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't you all remember the posts about people trying in their bulk to increase yield? OK, that was probably all comical and shit but I bet a kidney that folks ended up trying it
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze] 1
#23269927 - 05/25/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 8 months ago) |
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Does smoking mushrooms get you high?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte] 1
#23432112 - 07/11/16 01:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Pastywhyte said:
7. Critique my fruiting chamber idea. We see 1000s of these. They are all ill conceived, generally with a really poor understanding of the organisms needs. I don't care that you need a stealth grow, with a few exceptions, most new people simply do not know what is needed to do a grow well. I'm not talking about a few fruits to a trich finish. I can do that in a trash can. If you were qualified to design a good fruiting chamber, you would not need to get any critiques. Learn to grow properly first and watch the yields rise.
If you followed the tek, you shouldn't need to ask how it looks; you should be able to compare yours to the one in the tek. If you didn't follow a tek, only time will tell. Question is, why didn't you do it like the tek? If you're asking how it looks or if it will work, then you don't know enough to be creative yet.
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Pastywhyte said: 1. Any post with no paragraph spaces, no pictures, and is 5000 words long. I ain't gonna read it. If your post resembles that, you need to stop talking and start reading. Don't try to describe what your grow looks like, its like a janitor trying to perform brain surgery over the phone with a neurosurgeon. Take a pic, be sure its in focus, post that.
I don't read the first word of that shit. Get to the fucking point.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: SpitballJedi]
#23445272 - 07/15/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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i found a mushroom growing on my lawn, is it psychedelic?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Panarchist]
#23445324 - 07/15/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Which strain is the best to grow?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mycologist217]
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Do I have overlay?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Myko Fanatikos]
#23446061 - 07/16/16 06:48 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do I need a food dehydrator?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Psilosoulful]
#23446076 - 07/16/16 07:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Will ing in my sub add potency? Can I grow without grains? Can I dunk a bulk sub in LC? Why are my shrooms bunk? I dried them perfectly with a desiccant chamber.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23446497 - 07/16/16 10:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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One you don't see a lot but it has been posted a few times over the years.
Me and my buddy found some shrooms growing out of a cow pie so I brought the cow pie home. Do I just water it to get more shrooms or what?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: george castanza]
#23446513 - 07/16/16 10:42 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Don't forget fertilizer
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23446529 - 07/16/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Can I steam sterilize grains?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Myko Fanatikos]
#23446535 - 07/16/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Myko Fanatikos said: Can I steam sterilize grains?
Yes you can. Give this a read if ya want to see steaming grains for 8 hours in action. Cron is a beast yo.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19296230
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Myko Fanatikos]
#23446537 - 07/16/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well... You can. Just not sure if you wanna be waiting 8+ hours for that Low pressure sterilizing systems are widely used, especially in developing countries. Some even turn shipping containers into huge steamers to fill with bags for oyster cultivation.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23446544 - 07/16/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Now this is what you really want.

It's a hundred gallon "pressure cooker".
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/14182642
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23446557 - 07/16/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yo, Pasty, fuckin tellin it how it is!
I like it.
Sticky this shit. Or shit, this is a pasty thread, it'll prolly just bump itself into sticky land. 
That 100 gallon pc is nuts... I need one of those, haha.
Edit: About the cobweb, I think I've only ever really had it once or twice, and if you have it you'll know it; the stuff grows like wildfire and will take over a grain jar or tub in a day or two.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: TheChief]
#23446565 - 07/16/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah, pretty fucking insane. I don't even have enough jars to fill it to the top. Maybe 3/4s
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23446578 - 07/16/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I could fill it up.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: TheChief]
#23446581 - 07/16/16 11:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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great to see you posting again chief!
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: spacechildo]
#23446593 - 07/16/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Barley, been busy as hell, but I am back. 
Mostly just gathering information right now, posting here and there.
Hopfully soon, once I get a better handle on what I have goin on right now, I'll be posting a lot more.
And great to see you STILL posting, space. 
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: TheChief]
#23446601 - 07/16/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm just waiting for summer to pass so I can go all out with spawning shit. Growing ATM is too brutal, gonna start dialing it down a bit. Gotta do a burma grow to give a print out to a guy I'm trading with but after that I'm gonna take it slow. Gonna be a boring summer, don't think I have it in me to take a hiatus.
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Shit, I might go back on my word about using straight coir after all. Hopefully that might be enough to keep molds away. Saw black pin mold yesterday after god knows how long, probably last summer.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23446704 - 07/16/16 12:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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summer here has been so wet and cold we already got lib caps
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: TheChief]
#23446720 - 07/16/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheChief said: Barley, been busy as hell, but I am back. 
Mostly just gathering information right now, posting here and there.
Hopfully soon, once I get a better handle on what I have goin on right now, I'll be posting a lot more.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: spacechildo] 1
#23446760 - 07/16/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I forgot one, the perpetual harvest by giving nutes to a spent sub, my favorite answer to that question
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Inocuole said: It makes about as much sense as feeding old people more to keep them from dying.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: NDStepp84] 1
#23446781 - 07/16/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Veteran growers (who most of us look up to) stroking their own dicks in this here thread. Seriously if it pains you so much to answer these questions day after day just don't bother. We seem to forget we ALL had to start somewhere.
Poor noobs get blasted for using an old tek, then get blasted for asking and not using the search function. I am with Violet here. "We here are all, wittingly or un-, purveyors of love culture and enlightenment movement. Act like it!"
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: NDStepp84]
#23446786 - 07/16/16 12:52 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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NDStepp84 said: I forgot one, the perpetual harvest by giving nutes to a spent sub, my favorite answer to that question
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Inocuole said: It makes about as much sense as feeding old people more to keep them from dying.

Shit man didn't you know that eating a whole glazed ham will restore 50% of lost telomeres
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Jeff Vader] 1
#23446796 - 07/16/16 12:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jeff Vader said: Veteran growers (who most of us look up to) stroking their own dicks in this here thread. Seriously if it pains you so much to answer these questions day after day just don't bother. We seem to forget we ALL had to start somewhere.
Poor noobs get blasted for using an old tek, then get blasted for asking and not using the search function. I am with Violet here. "We here are all, wittingly or un-, purveyors of love culture and enlightenment movement. Act like it!"
Please this thread is about teaching noobs to do some basic research. Given that doing a search before making a poorly informed post is actually a rule of this board, it could be interpreted that the point of this thread is to help new people learn to follow the rules.
Only people getting offended are those with too much ego on the line. Learning to laugh is important in this hobby.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte] 1
#23446817 - 07/16/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm fine with the greats of this site "stroking their dicks" in this thread. A noob like me can take in what they're saying and not look like a tard when I post something that they hate. I can see why they hate it, do a bit more searching on my end and then hopefully come out smarter at the end!
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Spore211215]
#23447240 - 07/16/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I knew somebody would come and bitch eventually.
"But I thought I had cobweb and I can't be a noob"
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23447276 - 07/16/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Pastywhyte said: Learning to laugh is important in this hobby.
i agree. 100%. if you cant laugh at yourself, or just laugh something off, you arent going to get far in this hobby, or life.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: mupetmower]
#23448221 - 07/16/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jokes guys lol...it's just jokes
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23448524 - 07/17/16 01:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh pasty! I love you.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Ziran]
#23448570 - 07/17/16 01:38 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why have my shrooms stopped growing? Posts a picture of the sahara desert if it was mostly made of bacteria
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: the_r3dz]
#23460735 - 07/20/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Whoops.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Inocuole]
#23460748 - 07/20/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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wonder if ill ever be a tc
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23460753 - 07/20/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I heard if you say that out loud they never make you one. 
Nah not really, I think it's just if you pester anybody about it.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Inocuole]
#23460777 - 07/20/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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prolly cuz i dont use a dehydrator
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23460800 - 07/20/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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.... Srsly though? Not using a dehydrator or agar is like a social death sentence here.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Inocuole]
#23460807 - 07/20/16 09:14 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just exchanged me a new dehydrator yesterday. Burnt both my old ones out with my previous grow log.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Inocuole]
#23460827 - 07/20/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Inocuole said: .... Srsly though? Not using a dehydrator or agar is like a social death sentence here. 
ive been using agar since 2011 and its hard to fit multible full flushes in dehydrator
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23460829 - 07/20/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Then make your own drying cabinet or something.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23460836 - 07/20/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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I am thinking if I ever do a full scale grow again I'm building a big ass one. Something ya can dry 3-4 lbs in at a time kinda deal.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23460848 - 07/20/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hell I'd like to do that sometime before this dehydrator burns out. I'm shocked it still works but it can't have that long left on it by now..
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23460849 - 07/20/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Inocuole said: Then make your own drying cabinet or something. 
i do rule 6
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Pastywhyte said: I am thinking if I ever do a full scale grow again I'm building a big ass one. Something ya can dry 3-4 lbs in at a time kinda deal.
idk the name of them big ass dehyrator is but ya there like 200bux thats whats up
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23460856 - 07/20/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Talkin bout excaliburs? That'd be a good option too I guess... But I like the idea of scaling it up big and using my own racks.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Inocuole]
#23460866 - 07/20/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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yes the excaliber im getting it when i start drying ya
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23461463 - 07/21/16 02:28 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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With that 200bux you could build one mean, gigantic dehydrator and probably not even spend half. Downside is you'd have to build it of course but it's hella worth it if you go through a bunch of tubs constantly.
Edit:
And comon tripdawg, don't tell me you like to use a desiccant chamber? Fuck, even an oven is faster and more comfortable.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23461985 - 07/21/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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yes i do i grow to big for a lil dehydrater a oven really lol
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23461994 - 07/21/16 08:35 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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What's wrong with an oven?
Dehydrator, you have a set of racks, a heat source and a fan.
Oven, you have a set of racks, a heat source and a fan.
Seems awfully the same to me. The lowest setting on your oven is perfectly capable of drying a bunch of shrooms at a time. Even more so than any desiccant chamber I have seen anyway in terms of quantity. Oven drying is how I used to get it done before I bought my dehydrator, the only downside is that you have to check on it from time to time.
Please don't say it will effect potency. And I really do mean please.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23461997 - 07/21/16 08:36 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah, oven is way better than desiccant chamber.. do you really use desiccant chambers? that's gotta be more expensive over time than getting a dehydrator? to each their own, i guess.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: mupetmower]
#23462047 - 07/21/16 08:55 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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how many tubs have u had to dry ? did u use the oven ? do you have pics ? well heres how i dry    thses didnt even need damprit bag i have more but ya one way aint noobish or out dated its just one way to dry alot of mushrooms
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23462061 - 07/21/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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if it were me, i would just be too worried that they would all rot from not getting 100% dry. but, if it works for you, then that's great. doesnt that take a long time to do, though? that would turn me off from doing it that way, too. i mean, $30 bucks for a dehydrator, was a great purchase, IMO, since i can guarantee they are getting 100% dry, and will not rot or loose potency.
but like i said, if it works for you, then great. we all know that you arent a noob, so you know what youre doing =]
but i would still advise noobs(like myself) to get a dehydrator.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: mupetmower]
#23462070 - 07/21/16 09:04 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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right im geting the excaliber
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23462076 - 07/21/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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daaayyyuuummmnn!! i had to look that up, to see what you guys were talking about. thats awesome! i still havent filled up past 2.5 trays in my dehydrator, at a time. so i dont really need anything like that haha.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: tripdawg420]
#23462094 - 07/21/16 09:11 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Taking pics of shrooms drying in an oven? Why would I wanna do that? It's like taking a pic of every pie you bake. 
I can tell you though, my oven isn't big or anything but I can dry multiple times the amount in it than I can in a dehydrator. You don't even have to do single layer, you just pile the shrooms on the racks and let it rip.
I can easily see that harvest you posted not even taking half the space in an normal sized oven. I've never really filled it completely when I was using it exlusively. Nowadays I only fire it up if I fill my dehydrator completely and have a bunch more to dry.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23462402 - 07/21/16 11:15 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Not every oven has a fan, you know..
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Inocuole]
#23462406 - 07/21/16 11:17 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Only convection ovens have fans. Conventional which are the norm (note the conventional name) just rely on heat.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mad Season]
#23462422 - 07/21/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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for those you can point a fan at the oven door, with the door open a little.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: mupetmower]
#23462441 - 07/21/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lol if I ever have to use a fan and an oven to dry shrooms, I'll make sure it's the last time. I'll be making my own dehydrator at that exact moment.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: mupetmower]
#23463824 - 07/21/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 6 months ago) |
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mupetmower said: for those you can point a fan at the oven door, with the door open a little.

Fan assisted ovens are actually more popular around here. Haven't seen a normal oven for a while.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: impatientguy]
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Bump because this is important
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mycologist217]
#23496573 - 07/31/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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If the "growing mushrooms" section of the site is ever updated, the person doing it should read this. That is likely the core cause of people asking the same questions year after year.
All the good info is buried in the forum, would sure be nice to link it to the "main site" someday. Remedy this problem for good
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23496760 - 07/31/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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rbalzer said: If the "growing mushrooms" section of the site is ever updated, the person doing it should read this. That is likely the core cause of people asking the same questions year after year.
All the good info is buried in the forum, would sure be nice to link it to the "main site" someday. Remedy this problem for good 
Point me to bad shit and I'll delete it. I suppose I could copy a few good teks and throw them up in the main area.... Any suggestions?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Inocuole]
#23496941 - 07/31/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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One glaring omission is in the other psilocybin species section. The sclerotia section is all but broken, and the part that works isn't the best. Should at least be stonesuns write-up there.
The cloning section in general cultivation is empty. Franks cloning tek is the only one I know of to suggest 
What is agar and why is it interesting to me is rather lacking, I mean agar is one of the most important sections. and it mentions gloveboxes.
The Agar section in general seems rather sparse. Only media recipes, there aren't any pour teks or no-pour teks, no pasty plates, nuthin Should present it as easy as it comes since its likely only visited by beginners, "buy this powder, mix in water, cook/cool, pour with sterile technique" instead of all this recipe talk.
The contamination section could maybe use the addition of recognizing/dealing with contams. and hidden contams, maybe how it should/shouldn't look just because.
Are the pictures supposed to be messed up on this one?
Perhaps delete this. Though you guys clearly know more on the subject than I.
Not such a big problem, but the general mushroom FAQ has several items that fit better in the trippers FAQ. I'm a big fan of removing needless clutter is all.
I really have to be going somewhere. I could come up with more if I kept digging I'm sure. I didn't spend my time digging in the right places tonight :whistle:
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23496948 - 07/31/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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had to post this last one before leaving, we actually have a section called gloveboxes, with links to glovebox teks in it.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23497041 - 07/31/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Honestly I've never explored the main site, but for the glove box thing It should be replaced with SBJ's still air box build And under the agar section should be Mad Season's sterile tek guide
TNF recommend teks and A cool tek for following teks would be a couple good ones to have there.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: NDStepp84]
#23497401 - 08/01/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Uhh... wrap this up and PM it to me and I'll get to it when I get to it.. I'll never remember if it's just sitting in this random thread though.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Inocuole]
#23497789 - 08/01/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah, i have explored very little of the main site.. every time ive been there, its all be pretty poor and lacking.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: mupetmower]
#23497833 - 08/01/16 08:20 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Every 5 years it should delete itself so that it has to be built from scratch again
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Inocuole]
#23498662 - 08/01/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Inocuole said: Uhh... wrap this up and PM it to me and I'll get to it when I get to it.. I'll never remember if it's just sitting in this random thread though.
you'll definitely be hearing from me. 
I still remember endlessly flipping through the cultivation section of the main site as a noob....in the days before I discovered the teeny tiny "search the forums" button on the search bar.
Not a good way to start let me tell you.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Psilosopherr]
#23498723 - 08/01/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Really instead of cleaning up the main page it might make more sense to just make the directions to the boards huge. Maybe with an explanation that the best info is on the boards.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23498749 - 08/01/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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how do shroomery pro ?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23498865 - 08/01/16 04:08 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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good idea
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23498888 - 08/01/16 04:13 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pastywhyte said: Really instead of cleaning up the main page it might make more sense to just make the directions to the boards huge. Maybe with an explanation that the best info is on the boards.
I think this makes sense. At least while working on them to keep that disclaimer up there. I also started off reading info on the main site. It makes things very confusing.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: d0urd3n]
#23517664 - 08/07/16 02:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Haha fuck.. I think I might have asked one of these questions..
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: fungi-funguy]
#23518335 - 08/07/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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My sub isn't bacterial, look, it's producing mushrooms. :/
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mushierage]
#23518340 - 08/07/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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yup... great addition. see that all the time.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: mupetmower]
#23521084 - 08/08/16 03:40 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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There was an even better one that was like;
"It smells like mushrooms and my mycologist friend says that those giant blobs of mycelium are knots and that I will see pins very soon. I can't wait to rub it all in your faces once this tub fruits, that will forever prove that it is not bacterial. Hell, look at this jar of grains, it's perfectly healthy because it smells like mushrooms as well." *posts bacterial as fuck jar*.
(1month later)
"Well, that tub ended up not fruiting unfortunately, I noticed trich today. So after all, it wasn't bacteria that killed my tub, it was mold. I'm still certain that my tub wasn't bacterial, you guys don't know what you are saying. I asked my mycologist friend after all and he said it was healthy just by looking at some pics of some mycelium which he has never grown before"
True story.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23521103 - 08/08/16 04:07 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Adden]
#23521220 - 08/08/16 06:17 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Some threads with great subjects
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23521229 - 08/08/16 06:30 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Supalemonhaze said: There was an even better one that was like;
"It smells like mushrooms and my mycologist friend says that those giant blobs of mycelium are knots and that I will see pins very soon. I can't wait to rub it all in your faces once this tub fruits, that will forever prove that it is not bacterial. Hell, look at this jar of grains, it's perfectly healthy because it smells like mushrooms as well." *posts bacterial as fuck jar*.
(1month later)
"Well, that tub ended up not fruiting unfortunately, I noticed trich today. So after all, it wasn't bacteria that killed my tub, it was mold. I'm still certain that my tub wasn't bacterial, you guys don't know what you are saying. I asked my mycologist friend after all and he said it was healthy just by looking at some pics of some mycelium which he has never grown before"
True story. 
This made me laugh so fucking hard I cried.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mushierage]
#23521398 - 08/08/16 08:56 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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In hindsight, it is pretty damn funny but I swear I almost melted like 3 times in that thread. Pretty sure I came close to starting an all out flame war at least one time.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23521406 - 08/08/16 09:02 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23221980#23221980 
What's so funny is, all these things mentioned can be found by searching!
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: dankington] 2
#23521451 - 08/08/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Topsykretts for president
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mad Season]
#23521480 - 08/08/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mad Season said: Topsykretts for president
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Supalemonhaze]
#23528121 - 08/10/16 12:35 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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"But it seemed to work for me."
Famous last words.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mushierage]
#23528782 - 08/10/16 04:43 PM (7 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mushierage said: "But it seemed to work for me."
Famous last words.
Yes, such an anecdote should be translated either, "I got lucky once," or "I got lucky again."
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: PutACapInHisAss]
#23609498 - 09/03/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Noob said:
"Can I use a candle as a light source?"
I about fuckin lost it.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mushierage]
#23622681 - 09/07/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mushierage said:
Quote:
Noob said:
"Can I use a candle as a light source?"
I about fuckin lost it.
Is that a 6,500K candle? 
Thanks, that is so funny it is worth it!
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23623057 - 09/07/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pastywhyte said: 8. Growing on dog doo. Or human. Just no. Gross, stupid, ill informed. Animals that eat grasses or grains yes. Animals that eat other animals. . . just no.
brb spawning to vegan shit
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Tira]
#23623282 - 09/07/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have a fungal toe nail should I clone it for super shrooms??
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Tira]
#23623873 - 09/07/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tira said:
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Pastywhyte said: 8. Growing on dog doo. Or human. Just no. Gross, stupid, ill informed. Animals that eat grasses or grains yes. Animals that eat other animals. . . just no.
brb spawning to vegan shit
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: d0urd3n]
#23975474 - 01/02/17 09:26 AM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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Just to make something clear - the "black stuff" in spore syringes might not be just spores. I've ordered from a vendor whose syringe was completely black, I couldn't see through it. They probably filled it with fine graphite particles so that it would look like it's full of spores. "Good" marketing trick, so make sure you don't fall for it guys. The spores in the syringe were vital, though.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Adas]
#23975480 - 01/02/17 09:29 AM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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If it was a "new moon" syringe it's likely the black was charcoal put in to disguise the fact that the syringe didn't have spores but rather liquid culture.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23975526 - 01/02/17 09:52 AM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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No, this was from a reputable vendor and it was definitely spores (took a few days to germinate). Not sure if vendor names are allowed on this forum. Even after full colonization the black stuff is visible where it's touching the sides of the container. They clearly want to look superior to all other vendors but the intelligent folks will instantly notice the fishy smell.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Adas]
#23975568 - 01/02/17 10:10 AM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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Okay. So anyway what does this have to do with the OP
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: grainbrain]
#23975606 - 01/02/17 10:23 AM (7 years, 27 days ago) |
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grainbrain said: What's this black stuff in my spore syringe?
vs.
I can't see any spores in my syringe.
I was basically replying to "grainbrain", not sure why I forgot to quote him.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mad Season]
#23985397 - 01/05/17 10:35 PM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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bump for justice
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Ziran]
#23985551 - 01/06/17 12:01 AM (7 years, 23 days ago) |
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Where can I obtain one of these so called "new moon syringes"?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#24047627 - 01/28/17 10:06 PM (7 years, 17 hours ago) |
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Pastywhyte said: This is an attempt to help people realize what they are about to do wrong, hopefully before they do it. This is being made in a similar intent as my other thread "Avoiding the dreaded facepalm in cultivation." Please do not be offended, this is meant to help.
I have noticed that the threads that all seem to earn facepalms or cause people to become sad, all seem to have the same topics, the same fails. If the search engine was used it would be easily avoided, but alas the search engine seems a little used resource these days. So here is the top 10 thread subjects guaranteed to elicit scorn. I swear we see 100's of these over and over again.
10. Eating substrates. This is gross and regardless of whether or not you might catch a buzz, its a piss poor return on materials and time.
9. Blue color. Seriously if you don't understand yet that the mushrooms you are growing stain blue, you have not nearly done enough reading. Not nearly enough. This also goes for black/ purple caps. Its spores damnit, harvest them shits already. . .
8. Growing on dog doo. Or human. Just no. Gross, stupid, ill informed. Animals that eat grasses or grains yes. Animals that eat other animals. . . just no.
7. Critique my fruiting chamber idea. We see 1000s of these. They are all ill conceived, generally with a really poor understanding of the organisms needs. I don't care that you need a stealth grow, with a few exceptions, most new people simply do not know what is needed to do a grow well. I'm not talking about a few fruits to a trich finish. I can do that in a trash can. If you were qualified to design a good fruiting chamber, you would not need to get any critiques. Learn to grow properly first and watch the yields rise.
6. Desiccate drying. This is plain old and tedious. If that's how you did it in the 80's fine, but there is no reason for people to be mucking around with it these days. Which leads into point 5.
5. Heat kills potency. I can't believe this is still a debate in some peoples eyes. We have seen fruits deep fried, grilled, pressure cooked, boiled in tea and guess what? Heat won't hurt potency, at least not enough to notice. You know what does? Rotting fruits in a desiccate chamber. Taking 5 days to get them dry. Those things hurt potency. You just finished all the hard stuff, and at the end is where you are going to cut a $40 corner. No.
4. Anything with a kit. Sure ya fucked up, spent crazy cash on a $3 bag of rye berries for $50 or some plastic tray with perlite in the bottom. Accept that ya screwed up, and build the SGFC if you want a result at all.
3. Peroxide. Peroxide is useless for anything but cobweb mold. Useless.
2. Cobweb mold. If you have Dactylium that means your fruiting chamber is complete shit. 95% of the time its just mushroom mycelium. 4.8% of the time its a pin mold. 0.2% of the time its actual cobweb. You don't have it and if you do, you need to get your shit together.
1. Any post with no paragraph spaces, no pictures, and is 5000 words long. I ain't gonna read it. If your post resembles that, you need to stop talking and start reading. Don't try to describe what your grow looks like, its like a janitor trying to perform brain surgery over the phone with a neurosurgeon. Take a pic, be sure its in focus, post that.
If you are about to make a post that fall under this criteria, better give it another look.
The only one I agree with is 1. Thanks for the challenge. I'll see your post for my post in the near future my friend.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: azur]
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azur said:
Quote:
Pastywhyte said: This is an attempt to help people realize what they are about to do wrong, hopefully before they do it. This is being made in a similar intent as my other thread "Avoiding the dreaded facepalm in cultivation." Please do not be offended, this is meant to help.
I have noticed that the threads that all seem to earn facepalms or cause people to become sad, all seem to have the same topics, the same fails. If the search engine was used it would be easily avoided, but alas the search engine seems a little used resource these days. So here is the top 10 thread subjects guaranteed to elicit scorn. I swear we see 100's of these over and over again.
10. Eating substrates. This is gross and regardless of whether or not you might catch a buzz, its a piss poor return on materials and time.
9. Blue color. Seriously if you don't understand yet that the mushrooms you are growing stain blue, you have not nearly done enough reading. Not nearly enough. This also goes for black/ purple caps. Its spores damnit, harvest them shits already. . .
8. Growing on dog doo. Or human. Just no. Gross, stupid, ill informed. Animals that eat grasses or grains yes. Animals that eat other animals. . . just no.
7. Critique my fruiting chamber idea. We see 1000s of these. They are all ill conceived, generally with a really poor understanding of the organisms needs. I don't care that you need a stealth grow, with a few exceptions, most new people simply do not know what is needed to do a grow well. I'm not talking about a few fruits to a trich finish. I can do that in a trash can. If you were qualified to design a good fruiting chamber, you would not need to get any critiques. Learn to grow properly first and watch the yields rise.
6. Desiccate drying. This is plain old and tedious. If that's how you did it in the 80's fine, but there is no reason for people to be mucking around with it these days. Which leads into point 5.
5. Heat kills potency. I can't believe this is still a debate in some peoples eyes. We have seen fruits deep fried, grilled, pressure cooked, boiled in tea and guess what? Heat won't hurt potency, at least not enough to notice. You know what does? Rotting fruits in a desiccate chamber. Taking 5 days to get them dry. Those things hurt potency. You just finished all the hard stuff, and at the end is where you are going to cut a $40 corner. No.
4. Anything with a kit. Sure ya fucked up, spent crazy cash on a $3 bag of rye berries for $50 or some plastic tray with perlite in the bottom. Accept that ya screwed up, and build the SGFC if you want a result at all.
3. Peroxide. Peroxide is useless for anything but cobweb mold. Useless.
2. Cobweb mold. If you have Dactylium that means your fruiting chamber is complete shit. 95% of the time its just mushroom mycelium. 4.8% of the time its a pin mold. 0.2% of the time its actual cobweb. You don't have it and if you do, you need to get your shit together.
1. Any post with no paragraph spaces, no pictures, and is 5000 words long. I ain't gonna read it. If your post resembles that, you need to stop talking and start reading. Don't try to describe what your grow looks like, its like a janitor trying to perform brain surgery over the phone with a neurosurgeon. Take a pic, be sure its in focus, post that.
If you are about to make a post that fall under this criteria, better give it another look.
The only one I agree with is 1. Thanks for the challenge. I'll see your post for my post in the near future my friend.
I await your dog doo grow log
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
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Who said anything about dog doo....
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: azur]
#24047668 - 01/28/17 10:35 PM (7 years, 17 hours ago) |
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Well you said the only point you agreed with was number 1. . . I interpreted that to mean you disagree with point number 8. Given your love of manure based substrates I simply put a deuce together.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#24047675 - 01/28/17 10:36 PM (7 years, 16 hours ago) |
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I may know a vegetarian human or two...
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: azur]
#24047677 - 01/28/17 10:38 PM (7 years, 16 hours ago) |
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Shoot me the link when ready. . .
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#24047695 - 01/28/17 10:46 PM (7 years, 16 hours ago) |
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haha. the similar thread links are all classics.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: mushboy]
#24303447 - 05/07/17 10:14 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is gold, and I want to give it a bump..
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: mynakedrat]
#24340376 - 05/22/17 11:24 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thanks for the guide Pasty.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Sir Cermic]
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This deserves a bump. More people should see this
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Steevo]
#24430695 - 06/24/17 12:42 AM (6 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: c10h12n2o]
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Keeping on the 1st page....
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: CapnZ]
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pipefitter537]
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making fifty-some people click this post to see me say essentially nothing
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#25827352 - 02/21/19 10:01 AM (4 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm truly disappointed that I've seen the substrate eating post a couple times 😂
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mycohard]
#25834084 - 02/24/19 07:50 AM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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This needs a bump it seems
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Mycohard]
#25834370 - 02/24/19 10:17 AM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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Mycohard said: I'm truly disappointed that I've seen the substrate eating post a couple times 😂
But what if I soak it in peroxide, cook it to kill the psilocybin, and then eat it with honey?
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Ep1429]
#25834558 - 02/24/19 11:35 AM (4 years, 10 months ago) |
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I browse through redditt mushroom threads on my phone when at work. Shroomery sucks on mobile and I'm ok with that so reddit kinda fills my myco itch or need for comedy. Have not quite figured out witch yet but I don't feel to hopeful for humanities future most often.
It's like a time machine to 10 year old threads here. PMP teks, incubators, can I eat mycelium from my own feces questions, boiling mushrooms wreaks potency, and just about every sin that gets corrected and debunked here.
Then when someone gives them common sense peer reviewed advise that is obviously from here, they get down voted to oblivion.
I get tempted to post some common sense advise there but I get a bad feeling about that place. Feels like a junior high locker room. Wonder how many of those pics still have the geo tags on em.
I can only imagine what facebook is like.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#26167786 - 09/03/19 09:04 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wish I had seen this thread before posting some of my questions, specifically about cobweb and fermentation smells. As it’s been mentioned in this thread already, one of the tricky things about this site (as a noob, at least) is the search bar as a function of the site vs the forums. It seems that would alleviate a lot of the redundant questions—sometimes just searching a bit longer for what you’re looking for helps too. Always seems a person finds what they’re looking for just after they actually break down and ask for help. Had they spent as much time searching the forums as they wasted searching the site, they may never have needed to ask the question for the thousandth time. Sure, there are threads discussing how to use the search bar, but a lot of new people probably don’t understand the way the site works (site vs forum) and just glance at the title of the thread and assume it’s a bunch of griping about how “noobs don’t use the search bar”, and just don’t read it; assuming “ a search bar is a search bar is a search bar”. Either way, figured this thread could use a bump anyways. My apologies for adding to the vast expanse of noobs that have cluttered this place with their questions, only to discover—as expected—that the answers were already out there, this site just doesn’t make it so intuitive to find them.
So...bump
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: ReptilianBrain]
#26169625 - 09/04/19 08:39 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I was using this site for 1 or 2 years before I finally noticed the "search the forums" button. because its tiny. oughtta be a checkbox or something to distinguish it more from the links below the search bar
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Psilosopherr]
#26171599 - 09/05/19 10:46 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Always appreciate a thread bump, even better if it helps someone out
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: PutACapInHisAss]
#26507692 - 02/28/20 06:56 AM (3 years, 10 months ago) |
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PutACapInHisAss said: Hilarious and informative at the same time!
Not that I'm the most dedicated but I am an avid reader. At some point you just have to accept what and/or who you are dealing with. Persistence and dedication are what separates people more than anything else in this life.
Never underestimate laziness and people's tendency toward the path of least resistance.
I have several friends who are grade school teachers so I hear about the sad state of education in the US often. One recently told me that almost 1/3 of her students do not read at what is considered normal or acceptable for their grade level.
This is a fun accidental example. Half the people out there are of less than average intelligence!
To explain in more detail, it makes sense for a third of the class to be below normal, and a third to be above normal, with the final third falling in the middle.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#26683794 - 05/20/20 05:14 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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This should be on the log in screen for peeps first X amount of days or something. Appreciate it!!!
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: ALX8721]
#26683825 - 05/20/20 05:25 PM (3 years, 8 months ago) |
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I’ve never seen this thread before.
The one that’s been happening a lot the last couple weeks is people who refuse to read and want their hand held through each step.
Like they’ll start a thread that says
“I just got two spore syringes, what do I do now?”
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: bodhisatta]
#26865666 - 08/05/20 11:49 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ditto
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#26865667 - 08/05/20 11:53 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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A very entertaining read to be sure
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: gwizz]
#26865672 - 08/05/20 11:58 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Its never not been threads like that for years n years, theres always people who want to be spoon fed , but theres also an abundance of ppl who do read n read n kill it n share and thats why this community is so awsome, the good is miles above the bad
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
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Personally, my thoughts are that if for example you’re a complete beginner such as myself, if you’re going to start a post (ask a question) then you should at least try to follow the criteria for posting. I’m guilty of posting before reading the rules, thus making myself look like a dumbass on my first sentence.
However, I’ve come to understand how the site operates and how to use it like an encyclopedia. If I post a new thread I’ll be sure to check every avenue, and keep it strictly containing quality info as well as pics. Oh and I have a fecal phobia so I get sick talking about eating anything that grows from human and/or dog feces. 🤮🤐
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#27063834 - 11/29/20 11:45 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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This is good shit, think I will read more from you. To the point, honest, and helpful with a couple chuckles.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Cy-an-awe]
#27764970 - 05/05/22 07:08 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Just a noob here. Yes, I've seen the same dufus posts. But the amount of vitriol expressed here seems to me to be as big a waste of time as the posts you're complaining about. The bell shaped curve will always have that left side toe. Get over it. There is an "ignore" button. Or are you the sort of person that just has to slow traffic to a crawl while you stare at a wreck?
BTW, I've got my Nomex underwear on, so blaze away
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: redcrow]
#27764981 - 05/05/22 07:14 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: redcrow]
#27764982 - 05/05/22 07:15 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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redcrow said: BTW, I've got my Nomex underwear on, so blaze away 
Can never be too safe.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: redcrow]
#27765003 - 05/05/22 07:33 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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redcrow said: There is an "ignore" button
He also a "ban" button to 
Seriously though, he makes good points. 10 of them in fact. There once was a day where there were two different forums. "Getting Started" and the main "mush cult" but now we're all together under one cyber roof and it's begun testing peoples patience levels. You would go into the 'getting started' forum and wade through pages and pages of identical threads. I considered writing a paper of all the common answers so I could just copy and paste answers but decided that wasn't worth my time since they could literally just read the thread above theirs. Stick around a little longer and you'll see why it needed to be brought up.
Another one that I would like to see added to the list is the influx of combative noobs that will fight endlessly because we told them their uncle bens bags are contaminated and to stop getting advice from reddit or youtube. Or combative noobs that come in here and don't get the answers they want so they want to argue about it.
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I told myself I'd register on here when I found a question I couldn't answer.
I grew for several years, and made many of the outdated/noobish mistakes on this list. In part because I followed outdated threads, and in part because I started hitting information overload and just charging blindly forward.
I was still always able to just return to the search function to answer my questions and revise my techniques. Did I have to read through ridiculous flame wars between giant egos just to get approximate answers sometimes? Of course. It's still science, innit?
I finally just registered and started posting on here because it's one of the only parts of the internet that doesn't completely suck. Still haven't really found a question to ask that I couldn't sort out with a trip through the archives.
I mean shit, it's free advice on growing drugs. Likely the global state of the art, too. So what if it's a little unwieldy to get through- probably not a bad thing, either, in the grand scheme of things. Also, so what if sometimes people extract payment in snark and inside jokes. The gifts of the faerie are never truly without cost.
I hear Uncle Ben is a generous fellow, though, as long as you sacrifice a random number of bags of rice to him.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
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Nomex notwithstanding, Some clarification seems to be in order. I've been here long enough to get a pretty good feel for the content, and trust me, I was a teacher at the CC level for 7 years. I know what it is to cast pearls before swine. You have my empathy. BUT, ranting about it here does nothing to reduce the number of swine in the general population. Nor does it serve the purpose of the forum, which, correct me if I'm wrong, is to support each other's efforts at all levels.
All I'm saying is judicious use of the tools available would go a long way to reducing your anxiety.
Oh, and BTW, no argument can exist without someone rising to the bait.
Seriously folks, PAX
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: B Traven]
#27765066 - 05/05/22 08:15 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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B Traven said: I told myself I'd register on here when I found a question I couldn't answer.
I grew for several years, and made many of the outdated/noobish mistakes on this list. In part because I followed outdated threads, and in part because I started hitting information overload and just charging blindly forward.
I was still always able to just return to the search function to answer my questions and revise my techniques. Did I have to read through ridiculous flame wars between giant egos just to get approximate answers sometimes? Of course. It's still science, innit?
I finally just registered and started posting on here because it's one of the only parts of the internet that doesn't completely suck. Still haven't really found a question to ask that I couldn't sort out with a trip through the archives.
I mean shit, it's free advice on growing drugs. Likely the global state of the art, too. So what if it's a little unwieldy to get through- probably not a bad thing, either, in the grand scheme of things. Also, so what if sometimes people extract payment in snark and inside jokes. The gifts of the faerie are never truly without cost.
I hear Uncle Ben is a generous fellow, though, as long as you sacrifice a random number of bags of rice to him.
Thanks for that
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: redcrow] 1
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I think you're taking this way too seriously. It was obviously a light hearted thread about noobs being noobs. Relax.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: redcrow] 1
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I didn’t make this thread all those years ago to express vitriol. It was actually meant as a resource for new posters to help them avoid being flamed and make mistakes they might later regret. It was also intended to provide some levity or humour to a usually very serious audience. I had hoped it could still serve those purposes. I likely wouldn’t bother writing this thread today. I’m a different person now, back then I wasn’t even a mod yet. I was known for writing teks but I wanted to broaden my scope a bit. Also IIRC there was an actual need for this thread. There were times when I would link it for noobs in an effort to help them. I still keep it around as I hope most people might see what I was trying to do. Apologies if anyone has taken offence, seems to be a hard thing to avoid these days
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Tight Lunchbox] 1
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Tight Lunchbox said: I think you're taking this way too seriously. It was obviously a light hearted thread about noobs being noobs. Relax.
You're probably right about taking it all too seriously. Best advice I've gotten all day Need to be more mindful.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: redcrow]
#27765224 - 05/05/22 10:42 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Been here long enough to get a feel for the content here myself…all is well
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: BlueIndian]
#27765226 - 05/05/22 10:44 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Forgot my password…first post in 1.5 years…thanks for helping me get over my fear of agar pasty!
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
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Pastywhyte said: I didn’t make this thread all those years ago to express vitriol. It was actually meant as a resource for new posters to help them avoid being flamed and make mistakes they might later regret. It was also intended to provide some levity or humour to a usually very serious audience. I had hoped it could still serve those purposes. I likely wouldn’t bother writing this thread today. I’m a different person now, back then I wasn’t even a mod yet. I was known for writing teks but I wanted to broaden my scope a bit. Also IIRC there was an actual need for this thread. There were times when I would link it for noobs in an effort to help them. I still keep it around as I hope most people might see what I was trying to do. Apologies if anyone has taken offence, seems to be a hard thing to avoid these days 
This thread came up semi-regularly as I was doing my initial research and I found it incredibly helpful, so thank you again for putting it out there.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#27765368 - 05/06/22 01:17 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Somehow I just found this thread today
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Tweeq]
#27765389 - 05/06/22 01:53 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Never seen this thread in all the years of being here but damn, if you had time traveled and posted this today it would have been 100% accurate of the exact forum state.
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: A.k.a] 1
#27765434 - 05/06/22 04:16 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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A.k.a said:
Like they’ll start a thread that says
“I just got two spore syringes, what do I do now?”
Ah yes, I call that The Reddit Special.
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george castanza
Lord Of The Idiots!


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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: SirPsycho] 4
#27770761 - 05/10/22 07:08 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Pastywhyte said: Apologies if anyone has taken offence, seems to be a hard thing to avoid these days 
Unfortunately taking offense and acting childish over minor issues seems to be the way for many. I believe this is because over their lifetimes throwing a tantrum has gotten them favorable results so they repeat the behavior in what is commonly referred to as a "vicious cycle". This thread helps to break that cycle for the betterment of all involved, so I don't believe any apologies are in order, however true to form you continue to go above and beyond to help all users feel comfortable and welcomed in their efforts to obtain mushroom cultivation information.
Pastywhyte you continue to be a shining diamond for new users and old hands alike and I just wanted to drop in a post an acolyte because you continue to earn them!
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Pastywhyte
Say hello to my little friend



Registered: 09/15/12
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: george castanza] 1
#27770909 - 05/10/22 09:10 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Thanks George! That means a lot man
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Spore211215
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Pastywhyte]
#27773408 - 05/12/22 12:13 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Wanna give a big shoutout to my man for bumping a nearly year and a half old threat to complain at a TCs valid issues
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DERRAYLD
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Spore211215]
#27773412 - 05/12/22 12:21 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Wow George, where did you come from dude. It's been a long time.
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Rotnpins
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Josex]
#27773422 - 05/12/22 12:45 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Josex said:
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dankington said: If I take a dump on some mold, will mashrooms grow?
Do I really NEED spores to start cultivating or can I just water some manure in a bucket?
Real talk... https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23208712#23208712
 that link just made my night
Also, Pastywhyte.. this is a solid post that should be stickied.
I wish I had read this before I bought my first kit.. to add insult to injury it had a desiccant drying bin with it..
Edited by Rotnpins (05/12/22 12:54 AM)
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Tight Lunchbox
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: DERRAYLD]
#27773762 - 05/12/22 10:16 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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DERRAYLD said: Wow George, where did you come from dude. It's been a long time.
His TC senses detected a noob throwing a fit.
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george castanza
Lord Of The Idiots!


Registered: 10/21/02
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Re: The worst threads all have the same subjects [Re: Tight Lunchbox] 1
#27774895 - 05/13/22 12:23 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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DERRAYLD said: Wow George, where did you come from dude. It's been a long time.
I'm always lurking. Reading post. Considering the new information offered...
Never believe that I have abandoned you, because your best interest are my only interest...
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Tight Lunchbox said:
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DERRAYLD said: Wow George, where did you come from dude. It's been a long time.
His TC senses detected a noob throwing a fit.
I sense much confusion amongst the newbies and know that Pastywhyte continues to offer clarification for those who truly seek wisdom.
Do not be fooled by promises of gain without cost because there is always an exchange of something for something, seeking and then believing you have found something for nothing will often be the most costly of all your experiences.
Question yourself and you will find the truth in the answers.
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