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tump
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salt drying experimented.
#23178625 - 05/02/16 01:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Another shroomer asked a question about drying fresh wild mushrooms in a place where they have no oven or good fan and want to make them cracker dry. I respound to make a chamber with salt to dry them out. And because of the dount on here im haveing to rethink what i know about science. Thus im testing out what i said with a fesh pick mushroom i call tom. And plan table salt in a plastic sandwich bag. Ill post result in 24 hours or less if im right about salt Enjoy toms nude pics.
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Kizzle
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: tump]
#23178646 - 05/02/16 02:03 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Your mushroom is going to be rotten if it's in a closed plastic bag.
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WhyDidiDoThis
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: tump]
#23178648 - 05/02/16 02:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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The process of dalt preservation involves osmosis. Salt brings water out, and imbues the flesh with salt. In meats. Since a mushroom is 90% water, its wayer content is far greater thsn any meat.
To see positive results, you need to drown Tom in salt. Untill you can no longer see him. Bury thst mushroom in salt.
That is not enough salt.
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tump
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I will open the bag but im not touching tom until hes dry or fruit fly feed on hos flesh like zombies at a strip club. To be honest i also dont have anymore salt in the house to lazy to get more this late at night.
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WhyDidiDoThis
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: tump]
#23178673 - 05/02/16 02:22 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Then your experiment will surely be a bust.
Need more salt.
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Psilicon
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Sulfates absorb water better than chlorides, IIRC. Oven-dried Epsom salts or gypsum are probably a better choice.
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: Psilicon]
#23178834 - 05/02/16 04:52 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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That is disgusting... Who the fuck will want to eat that salty mushroom?
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filthyknees
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: Inocuole]
#23178861 - 05/02/16 05:10 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Definitely let us know how it tastes
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: Psilicon]
#23179033 - 05/02/16 06:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh, boy.
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bodhisatta 
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This method is Rated R for retards
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Supalemonhaze
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: bodhisatta]
#23179100 - 05/02/16 07:30 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
bodhisatta said: This method is Rated R for retards
That works.. I was trying to be more gentle.
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bodhisatta 
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nah it's retarded.
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Supalemonhaze
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: bodhisatta]
#23179154 - 05/02/16 07:47 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I guess it is better to just rip off the band aid in one go.
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bodhisatta 
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in china doctors are mean for telling people they have cancer, they tell the family and then the family decides to tell the ill.
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Supalemonhaze
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: bodhisatta]
#23179170 - 05/02/16 07:53 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Someone better explain to them what privacy means.
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bodhisatta 
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with the industrial revolution happening at the same time as their technological revolution there will soon be plenty of tiny screens in every corner of their country for people to stare at they will soon realize that tradition and spirituality are dumb and become more to the point
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: bodhisatta]
#23179351 - 05/02/16 08:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bodhisatta did you happen to hear about that on "This American Life" NPR podcast? I just listened to it the other day about how the Doctors tell the family and not the patient. Talking about how it can work out for the best sometimes.
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Pastywhyte
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: omgwtfstfu]
#23179477 - 05/02/16 09:44 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Preserve some PE in salt and eat a salty dick later. . .
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: Pastywhyte]
#23179488 - 05/02/16 09:49 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- -The wise man never stops seeking knowledge.
-I wanna feel the change consume me, feel the outside turning in. I wanna feel the metamorphosis and cleansing I've endured within.
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Re: salt drying experimented. [Re: tump]
#23179611 - 05/02/16 10:42 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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You could brush off most the salt once it dried and crumble the mushroom into a magic salty seasoning.
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