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InvisibleGumby
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The Great Penis Size Poll * 1
    #2316608 - 02/09/04 01:39 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Well the last one died in the software upgrade, so here it is.
Erect Penis Size?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (02/08/04 12:00 AM) to (No end specified)
View the results of this poll


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OfflineBasidiocarp
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2319501 - 02/09/04 08:24 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Aiight, anyone voting over 8 inches needs to provide verifiable photographic proof.  No airbrushing and no John Holmes pics either. LOL.    :shiftyeyes:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2323487 - 02/11/04 08:45 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Basidiocarp said:
Aiight, anyone voting over 8 inches needs to provide verifiable photographic proof.  No airbrushing and no John Holmes pics either. LOL.    :shiftyeyes:




Man, I can't believe people would bullshit in an anonymous poll. According to the results so far,  everyone has a larger than average (5in) Penis!

I'm gonna wait 'til theres a few more in before voting. :wink:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Jackal]
    #2324109 - 02/11/04 12:33 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

I will measure mine at home tonight and post results(maybe pics to prove if its over 8 inchs)... believe it or not I never measured myself.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2325930 - 02/12/04 05:36 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Hey!! They weren't lying (just got mixed up and gave metric measurements...)


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: sakura]
    #2326873 - 02/12/04 12:54 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

:smile: 6cm is not much....

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2331093 - 02/13/04 01:24 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think atleast too many people are lying based on the poll results because it follows a pretty well formed bell curve, though slightly skewed but not too much.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: neuro]
    #2333550 - 02/14/04 03:46 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

i don't think that bell curve is slightly scewed...it's seems pretty accurate to me...if you want me to break out my stats book i'd gladdly find the average and the standard deviation for ya....seems that the shroomerites have about a 6 inch penis though. that's not that far off of the 5 inch...

of course, i always thought that five standard was to make most people feel better about themselves...but you do have to realize that those 3in penises really throw off a curve.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: llamaboy]
    #2334957 - 02/14/04 04:17 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

im over 9.
but i dont think its a big deal. its not like im going around jabbing evry chick i see.
its just big, i remember in middle school i had to stop wearing sweatpants....

if i could do it all over i would ALWAY S wear sweatpants, NO UNDIES, and WAVE MY TENT FOR ALL TO SEE!!!! what could happen? ALOT OF BLOWJOBS THATS WHAT!!!!

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll *DELETED* [Re: Mitchnast]
    #2334970 - 02/14/04 04:20 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Post deleted by Mitchnast

Reason for deletion: Jesus. I'm an adult

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2336499 - 02/15/04 03:18 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Remember, to correctly measure your cock take a ruler and measure from the top of the penis. If you have a foreskin, pull it back to get an accurate measurement. Then, take your ruler and press inwards until you touch your pelvic bone (to get past the fat).


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: daba]
    #2336517 - 02/15/04 03:29 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

daba said:
Then, take your ruler and press inwards until you touch your pelvic bone (to get past the fat).




Press in until you hit bone? Those sounds like cheatin' words to me. I've only ever measured that which is visible (and usable!) , that is, the base of the penis where it joins the body to the tip.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #2336554 - 02/15/04 04:04 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Well, the bone-pressing-method I referred to was to get past any discrepancies, such as losing weight (therefore reducing the fat, and adding length to your measurement).


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: daba]
    #2337402 - 02/15/04 12:57 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

i think measurement would be more accurate if ppl were to use a carpenters square, part their legs at 90 deg.
line up the square down one leg, pitting the corner into the bag-leg (remember that term) and use the other legnth of the square to measure. i tried it that way and got like 11.5  inches :smile:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2354408 - 02/19/04 11:00 AM (20 years, 1 month ago)

hey.. if you right-click the number you get the names :grin:



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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Asante]
    #2355461 - 02/19/04 03:38 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
hey.. if you right-click the number you get the names :grin:





No you don't.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2360304 - 02/20/04 04:19 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

I just feel sorry for whoever said that they were under 4"!!!


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2360507 - 02/20/04 05:44 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Alright, so I dont mind, Ill wip it out and take a pic with a ruler next to it to prove my size =)


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: BLuEFroG]
    #2364765 - 02/21/04 05:31 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

BLuEFroG said:
Alright, so I dont mind, Ill wip it out and take a pic with a ruler next to it to prove my size =)




Sweet, perhaps this will be the start of a lucrative porn career for ya.  :cool:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2367487 - 02/22/04 10:52 AM (20 years, 30 days ago)

This brings up an interesting question... is there anybody that hasn't measured their erection?


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Seuss]
    #2370194 - 02/22/04 11:00 PM (20 years, 30 days ago)

i doubt it


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2373868 - 02/23/04 10:09 PM (20 years, 29 days ago)

Just curious...

Are those who said they are more than 9 inches African American?

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Mitchnast]
    #2393862 - 03/02/04 02:55 AM (20 years, 22 days ago)

You're too funny Mitch  :lol:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: llamaboy]
    #2397330 - 03/03/04 06:09 AM (20 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

llamaboy said:
  i don't think that bell curve is slightly scewed...it's seems pretty accurate to me...if you want me to break out my stats book i'd gladdly find the average and the standard deviation for ya....seems that the shroomerites have about a 6 inch penis though. that's not that far off of the 5 inch...

of course, i always thought that five standard was to make most people feel better about themselves...but you do have to realize that those 3in penises really throw off a curve.




"seems that the shroomerites have about a 6 inch penis though."

Maybe scientists should look into this, "mushrooms causing dicks to grow"! :laugh:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2421532 - 03/11/04 11:21 PM (20 years, 12 days ago)

so many honist people:)


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Seuss]
    #2578970 - 04/19/04 05:31 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

7.5 for me 8 with a cock ring....


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2593704 - 04/23/04 02:51 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

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Edited by Spooge (11/18/12 11:28 AM)

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Spooge]
    #2663604 - 05/11/04 02:11 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

(3) under 4 inches man I feel bad for there women and them........ I hope god gave them a good tongue........

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #2664900 - 05/11/04 07:01 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Nice bell curve result.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: cateyes]
    #2664917 - 05/11/04 07:04 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Minus the hump at the 9+ category...but that could be dismissed as jokers.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #2671699 - 05/12/04 11:53 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Randolph Carter said:
Minus the hump at the 9+ category...but that could be dismissed as jokers.




That'd be uber lame is someone felt the need to lie about their size in a completely ANONYMOUS poll

Come on people time to work on your self-esteem... say it with me now:
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me!"

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Jackal]
    #2679537 - 05/14/04 06:33 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

I just measured at roughly 6.5

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Basidiocarp]
    #3120420 - 09/10/04 09:15 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Basidiocarp said:
Aiight, anyone voting over 8 inches needs to provide verifiable photographic proof.  No airbrushing and no John Holmes pics either. LOL.    :shiftyeyes:




If you realy want a pic I'll Post one :wink:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3120795 - 09/10/04 10:46 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

6.5 - 7


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3122125 - 09/11/04 11:55 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I gotta say, as a female, men's concern with thier penis size is hilarious and dumb. It's pretty irrelevant as far as I'm concerned. Then again I only wanna fuck people who are interesting, intelligent, kind and easy to talk to. And also, it really is how you use it. Creativity is more important than matching up to some abstract notion of what a desireable body is. I've had some boring sex with large penises.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #3122242 - 09/11/04 12:25 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

NiamhNyx said:
I gotta say, as a female, men's concern with thier penis size is hilarious and dumb. It's pretty irrelevant as far as I'm concerned. Then again I only wanna fuck people who are interesting, intelligent, kind and easy to talk to. And also, it really is how you use it. Creativity is more important than matching up to some abstract notion of what a desireable body is. I've had some boring sex with large penises.




:lol:
I've experienced bad sex with large penises as well. It does mostly depend on the way they work it, but I do prefer bigger. Honestly, I can't see myself enjoying sex with a 2 inch penis......sorry guys.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3124087 - 09/11/04 10:35 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

but seriously, who the fuck has a two inch penis? thats insane


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Locus]
    #3124156 - 09/11/04 10:50 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Hey......I've seen one seriously!!


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3125007 - 09/12/04 02:31 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

If i had under 4 id be jelqing that bitch everyday!
To the guy that said its all about confidence.
Yah to get the girl in the first place.
Confidence aint gunna stretch that pussy past them 4 inches.
most women get the goods from 6+ i hear.
i just love the range of motion i get from my precious.
u can get more artisitic with bigger cause u arent just trying to make every last
inch count.
when u got some to spare u get adventurous.
its an art man. beutiful...

I voted 7-7.5 by the way.
I plan to be 9+ when im done.
growth is easy but takes dedication.
U really should have a girth poll too.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: SubGen1us]
    #3125995 - 09/12/04 01:09 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

  What about Girth ?  Isn't the Girth supposed to be more important than the length ?  I have always heard girls say they would rather have a fat one as opposed to a long one.  :smirk:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: hound]
    #3126036 - 09/12/04 01:26 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

yeah, a girth poll would be nice too.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: hound]
    #3126530 - 09/12/04 05:04 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I could never say one is more important that the other, U want a well balanced cock.
U dont want to be a pencil dick
or have a little chubby
or be that one guy that keeps posting the pic of his penis with the miniture head.

Girth is the easiest thing to improve IME.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: SubGen1us]
    #3126558 - 09/12/04 05:12 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

SubGen1us said:
or be that one guy that keeps posting the pic of his penis with the miniture head.




:lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Locus]
    #3127733 - 09/12/04 10:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Locus said:
Quote:

SubGen1us said:
or be that one guy that keeps posting the pic of his penis with the miniture head.




:lol:





:lol:  nugdumper


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3143743 - 09/16/04 01:38 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I had to pick under 4 cuz I wanted to see the results. You should add "I don't have a penis".


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3144111 - 09/16/04 02:38 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
Just curious...

Are those who said they are more than 9 inches African American?





I am over 9 and not African American!

To all the women who have posted that penis size does not matter, YOU ARE LYING!
I was at a party with several friends. We were drinking, chatting, and having a good 'ol time. The ladies at the party had turned on a TV show called surreal life. Ron Jeremy was on the show and one of the girls was asking him how big his tool was. When he opened his mouth and said he was 9 and 1/2 inches my GF turned around and said "Honey, check it out Ron Jeremy has the same size dick as you!"

By the end of the night EVERY WOMAN THERE had asked me if I would show them my dick!

If size did not matter they would not have wanted to see it!

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Cyber]
    #3144519 - 09/16/04 04:10 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Hehe, the same reason people rubberneck at accidents and vists travelling circus' - for the freak show!

j/k  :grin:

Girls wanna see your schlong in the same way guys wanna see breasts, each one is different. It is true that size isnt that important and it is what you do with it. But its also what you dont do with it as girls (imhe) get more stimulation from other methods anyway....

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3144895 - 09/16/04 06:09 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

9"

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3146685 - 09/17/04 12:49 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Hell yeah...size does matter! I'm sorry but a 3 inch penis does nothing for me! No matter how good they can work it!


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3151053 - 09/18/04 06:48 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

You're all sick! sex is the most ridiculous looking act ever... it's just encoded in us to be attracted to it... dammit!!

I hate being attracted to woman

3 inches lol... :frown:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: faslimy]
    #3151460 - 09/18/04 04:01 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Sucks for you, man. Ever considered surgery?


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Locus]
    #3151886 - 09/18/04 07:05 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I'll work on getting a girth poll up, unless one of you wants to do it. I'd say structure it the same way we did this one... Might want to explain what girth is and how to measure it. I have some strange feeling a lot of people don't know wtf it is, or if they do, they don't know how to measure it.

I'd also be interested in a curvature poll. I'm aware that a good majority of people have some kind of curve, I'd be anxious to see what's the most common.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3183915 - 09/26/04 08:45 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

7.5' long 2 1/2 fingers thick slightly curved toward my upper body. gets thicker near the center.

I believe size does matter to a point. I mean 3 or 4 inches isn't much to work with. I've never met a girl who would've felt tight around my limp penis (roughly 4'). I think there has to be some kind of contact inside there to make the magic work!

Fore play and cunnilingus are oh so important though. Wether your hung like a bull or packing a mini-pistol. IME not giving proper fore play = no orgasm for the female involved most of the time... :doggystyle:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: entheoindole]
    #3183920 - 09/26/04 08:46 PM (19 years, 5 months ago)

  :grin:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3190192 - 09/28/04 01:54 AM (19 years, 5 months ago)

Okay..6.75 inches hard..but for my height it looks big on me...

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    #3271165 - 10/24/04 11:20 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

can I post pics of mine?

Im huge.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: rasjoe2112]
    #3278519 - 10/26/04 07:35 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

no.

but if you can find some tits you can post them in my boobs page. :grin:

... on another note, what happened to the girth poll!? Gumby, wanna make that?


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Locus]
    #3297784 - 10/30/04 02:44 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

For all of you who have measured did you use a ruler or measuring tape?

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: bbbaaa]
    #3298120 - 10/30/04 04:41 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Over 6, close to 6.5. Ok now i gotta do somthing about this hardon hrmm.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: baraka]
    #3353732 - 11/12/04 09:57 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

I'm late to respond, but I'm just about 6.25. The metric system makes it seem bigger though.

Seriously though, society places way too much emphasis on penis size.

And what's the deal with penis enlargement? Didn't that sub guy up there say he was enlargin'?


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Society]
    #3353749 - 11/12/04 10:01 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

LOL - every guy who states his size in here is above average...

guys....you're just embarrasing yourselves... :rolleyes:


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    #3354120 - 11/12/04 11:33 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

LOL. I believe generally anything above 5 should do. There aren't that many nerve endings inside a vagina, anyway. [chef]Children, you've got to find the clitoris![/chef] :lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Cornelius]
    #3360998 - 11/14/04 05:20 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

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Cornelius said:
LOL - every guy who states his size in here is above average...

guys....you're just embarrasing yourselves... :rolleyes:




Yer don't believe me?!  Haha.  Well I don't see any sense in bothering because this is after all just a forum.  What would be the profit in lying about my penis size?

I thought the average was like six and half inches?


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Society]
    #3361510 - 11/14/04 07:30 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

Average size was 5-6 last time they did a scientific survey on it.

And why would someone bother lying about penis size in an anonymous poll? That's just stupid.

And of course some people are going to be above average. I'm 6'5" and wear size 15 shoe, I don't see how it could be possible to have a 5 inch wang, ya know? It'd just be incredibly ill proportioned to the rest of my body if it were that small.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3361744 - 11/14/04 08:45 PM (19 years, 4 months ago)

hey gumby.... uhhh.... hows it going :wink:


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    #3363319 - 11/15/04 09:55 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

And they say size doesn't matter. :rolleyes:


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    #3363339 - 11/15/04 10:00 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3368073 - 11/16/04 09:15 AM (19 years, 4 months ago)

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I'm 6'5" and wear size 15 shoe.





i wonder if the well known myth of correlation between shoe size and penis size is true.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: thePatient]
    #3392786 - 11/21/04 11:20 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

i wear 12s and my dick is 6.5


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: thePatient]
    #3392809 - 11/21/04 11:30 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Length from base of hand to tip of middle finger is MUCH more accurate.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3393817 - 11/21/04 05:21 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Wtf....I dont get this. Who the fuck measures their penis size? It doesnt even matter. Fuck this poll. Lol...Gg


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    #3395039 - 11/21/04 10:10 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

You're just feeling bad that yours is small. It's ok.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3396990 - 11/23/04 03:26 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha, yeah :smile:

dude, astrok, its just a poll man haha. and you just entered with that comment.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Locus]
    #3397315 - 11/23/04 07:41 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

OMG..I can't believe this poll still exsists.

You silly bois must find something better to do.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3404986 - 11/24/04 04:44 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Who are the other 7 guys?


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Randolph_Carter]
    #3410471 - 11/25/04 11:15 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

I'd have to say, at least in my case, that is true. (the tip of middle finger to end of hand thing)

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3410493 - 11/25/04 11:20 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

I'm sporry about being an ass earlier, kinda a shitty thing to do. I guess I just dont care much for penis size polls. Peace out guys. (and gals)


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3413287 - 11/26/04 05:48 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

we must find something better to do, haha, uh sure ...i think you should use your own advice.


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    #3413355 - 11/26/04 06:08 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

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Desiree said:
OMG..I can't believe this poll still exsists.

You silly bois must find something better to do.



Desiree, how long is your penis???
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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Astrok]
    #3414766 - 11/27/04 12:30 AM (19 years, 3 months ago)

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Astrok said:
I'm sporry about being an ass earlier, kinda a shitty thing to do. I guess I just dont care much for penis size polls. Peace out guys. (and gals)




Yeah, it's ridiculous that how much penis size matters to society. I mean, for Earth's sake, I stated mine and someone indirectly proposed I was lying.  I guess I really do have a lot to gain socially on a message board with people whom I will probably never see in "real life".  :rolleyes:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Society]
    #3602505 - 01/09/05 07:52 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

haha where's there one for penis girth LOL


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: cadam]
    #3606546 - 01/10/05 01:49 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

i am a nice size, but i hear that girth is better most times cuz females are the most sensitive for the fist 3 or so inches.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3626185 - 01/13/05 11:26 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

This is kind of odd for this poll to be here on this site. However, I feel a bit "short" changed by the poll. I'm not overly large at 6.5" and my girth is near 7". I always thought I was a bit on the small side but women tell me that I'm big. Some have said I am huge because I am so big around. Are they just being polite?

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Koloradokid]
    #3628174 - 01/14/05 11:52 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

My penis varies in size, from 5.5 to 8 inches the average is 6.One time i was in the hospital for alcohol toxicity and was on an IV and two nurses had me up to 14 inches they measured it,because the size of it blew me away.

Do to the IV, (extra fluid) in the Blood stream,and an increase in blood pressure, and the nurses did a good job as well.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3632681 - 01/15/05 07:40 PM (19 years, 2 months ago)

My purple helmeted soldier of the Lust Army is between 8.5 and 9.0 inches.
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    #3633839 - 01/16/05 12:37 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

HI!! :laugh:


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    #3633883 - 01/16/05 12:56 AM (19 years, 2 months ago)

I prefer being humble about the size of my member. I've got quite a leap beyond average but I never say anything, i normally prefer to let people find out for themselves; i prefer the phrase "speak softly but carry a big stick." (i think teddy roosevelt said that)

Guys who all about flaunting the size of their dicks i suspect are usually lying, and if they're not i think they're just overly inflated ego-wise.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: neuro]
    #3661566 - 01/22/05 12:16 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

hi my penis is 12 inches..... AROUND!

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: yoshikuni]
    #3663382 - 01/22/05 04:17 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

8 to 8.5  :smirk:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: MattEx]
    #3663953 - 01/22/05 06:26 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

8.5-9.0 and ya im suprised too how this post lasted this long :confused:


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    #3664049 - 01/22/05 06:55 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

yaya! much love!

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3762558 - 02/10/05 03:18 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Visual proof


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: cybrbeast]
    #3762598 - 02/10/05 03:30 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I bet they pass out each time they get hard from a lack of blood in the brain. Whats the point ? They cant have sex with that... :confused:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3777742 - 02/14/05 08:20 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Hi,i am 27 and i am 6"...i just started using some PE exercises 1 month ago and i can see some results already(i don't know if i can say the name of the products).
How big can it get?;)

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gus]
    #3777819 - 02/14/05 08:59 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

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They cant have sex with that... :confused:




Maybe with a horse or an elephant... lol...

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3892750 - 03/09/05 01:01 PM (19 years, 14 days ago)

I would like to officially change my vote, my original response was an estimate... I actually measured recently and it came in at just over 7" :crazy:

BTW - I wear size 9 shoes :lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: mantis]
    #3893121 - 03/09/05 02:49 PM (19 years, 14 days ago)

haha, yeah shoe size is definitely irrelevant. although mine is around 7 inches also and my shoe size is 12. im not even tall either. just shows you more of how much it varies though and has no significance. i wonder where that whole thing started anyway.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Locus]
    #3898070 - 03/10/05 02:07 PM (19 years, 13 days ago)

If shoe size was relevant I'd probably have a few inches on some horses. I wear size 15 shoes. I think length from tip of middle finger to wrist tends to work well for most people.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3898789 - 03/10/05 04:40 PM (19 years, 13 days ago)

Yeah, it seems to match up well for me :lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3916828 - 03/14/05 03:18 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

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I think length from tip of middle finger to wrist tends to work well for most people.




Dude,somebody told me that years ago.I thought it was bullshit until I compared the lengths of the 2.It's pretty much accurate.I've never heard or read about anyone else saying that until now.I'm 6'5" 240 lbs. and I wear a size 14 shoe and if anyone has a Gateway EV500 monitor then my shlong is the entire length of the screen itself. :mrt:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #3917108 - 03/14/05 04:17 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

I'd also like to compliment the forces of nature on that beautiful bell curve! If you discount the 9-plussers (liars or farm animals) then it's a perfect distribution.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: mantis]
    #3929551 - 03/17/05 08:20 AM (19 years, 6 days ago)

yeah man that bell curve is insane :laugh:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #5020982 - 12/05/05 11:15 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Hehe... I was wondering what was up with all the hits from PenisSizeLinks.com...

Mine is about 1.94650861 ? 10-17 light years BTW.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Ythan]
    #5023045 - 12/06/05 11:35 AM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Cause boys want to share they're fish stories! Boobs and penis' seem to always get the most hits...with us girls we want to see what boys think of themselves and does it match what we think of them! Usually not!


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Tippinthru]
    #5023555 - 12/06/05 01:37 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

you tell me

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Shroomism]
    #5024140 - 12/06/05 03:32 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)


I keep mine on a leash...... :grin:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: agar]
    #5025959 - 12/06/05 09:31 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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I keep mine on a leash...... :grin:




Now that's a Porker :lol:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #8067010 - 02/24/08 11:38 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

So i was confronted with a similar ordeal but instead of the waist it was my gonads. I was unfortunately introduced to the Cormier Cock Tease aka CCT. A female was pleasuring me orally and proceeded to discontinue operations previous to me reaching lift-off. She got embarrassed and blushed and my balls ended up growing about 2 inches in diameter. Is this good and cool?

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: mantis]
    #8068548 - 02/25/08 01:15 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

Hey thats pretty much a Normal distribution, I am impressed by shroomerite's honesty.  :penis:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Baeosistine]
    #8072939 - 02/26/08 02:55 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

This thread owns, I was going to make a ythan shrinky-dink thread about cold water.......


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Irishdrunk]
    #8073080 - 02/26/08 03:26 PM (16 years, 25 days ago)

If I were male, then based on the wrist/middle finger equation, my dick would be just two knicks over 6.5 inches (not measuring the finger nails of course, haha)....

Interestingly, I voted 6-6.5 inches to see the results before i measured my hand!
I'd be pretty well hung if I were a guy, since I'm only 5'1. I have long fingers though.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Baeosistine]
    #8078461 - 02/27/08 06:26 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

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Hey thats pretty much a Normal distribution, I am impressed by shroomerite's honesty.  :penis:




Yeah thats what I was thinking, a prefect bell curve, except for the spike at 9+, insecure boys :lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: JackthaTripper]
    #8079090 - 02/27/08 08:50 PM (16 years, 24 days ago)

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Seuss]
    #8108111 - 03/05/08 08:25 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

i do on a regular basis


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Seuss]
    #8177366 - 03/21/08 08:12 PM (16 years, 1 day ago)

Haha quite a nice bell curve. No pun intended


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: dumbum39]
    #8250981 - 04/07/08 02:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Oops I didn't notice that it had already been mentioned.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Jackal]
    #8508019 - 06/10/08 04:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Basidiocarp said:
Aiight, anyone voting over 8 inches needs to provide verifiable photographic proof.  No airbrushing and no John Holmes pics either. LOL.    :shiftyeyes:




Man, I can't believe people would bullshit in an anonymous poll. According to the results so far,  everyone has a larger than average (5in) Penis!

I'm gonna wait 'til theres a few more in before voting. :wink:






dude, the average is 6, tell yourself 5 though if it makes you feel better =P

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: homegrower]
    #8511416 - 06/11/08 01:45 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

First post, eh?  LoL, you registered to post in this thread.  :lol:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #8513188 - 06/11/08 09:52 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I let my fiance vote. I swear, I think it's in the water or something, but the average size penis out here in my area is like 7 inches. I didn't think God would bless us women in such a manner. I've had a few boyfriends in my town in the last four years and they've all been pretty well-endowed.  My husband to be when erect is a good 8.5 inches, sometimes I swear it's bigger.

Do you think it's possible that location has anything to do with penis size? Here's a couple of examples, Asian men are quite known for having a less than average penis size. American Indians have a pretty decent size as well as Italians(I've been engaged to 2).

I don't sleep around, but I have had my share of men in the last 10 years of my life, so I think I can somewhat classify a few according to experience.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #8532538 - 06/17/08 03:53 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY] * 1
    #8533921 - 06/17/08 02:44 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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I let my fiance vote. I swear, I think it's in the water or something, but the average size penis out here in my area is like 7 inches. I didn't think God would bless us women in such a manner. I've had a few boyfriends in my town in the last four years and they've all been pretty well-endowed.  My husband to be when erect is a good 8.5 inches, sometimes I swear it's bigger.

Do you think it's possible that location has anything to do with penis size? Here's a couple of examples, Asian men are quite known for having a less than average penis size. American Indians have a pretty decent size as well as Italians(I've been engaged to 2).

I don't sleep around, but I have had my share of men in the last 10 years of my life, so I think I can somewhat classify a few according to experience.




Considering that only 5% of men are longer than 7 inches, it's quite rare indeed.  More likely however, is that you're just measuring wrong.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Seuss]
    #8543778 - 06/20/08 09:36 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

i have 1 whole inch!

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: blackegg]
    #8577145 - 06/29/08 12:25 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size
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Penis size and female genital response
According to some sex researchers and therapists, several misconceptions have developed surrounding penile-vaginal intercourse.[38] Many men exaggerate the importance of deep vaginal penetration in stimulating a woman to orgasm.

The most sensitive area of the female genitals includes the vulva, clitoris, and the section of vagina closest to the outside of a woman's body, which is roughly 10 centimeters (4 in) in length. Research has found that portions of the clitoris extend into the vulva and vagina.[39] Given that the median penis size is above this length, the majority of penises are of sufficient length to satisfy their partners.

While many women find penile stimulation of the cervix to be uncomfortable or painful, others report it to be the key to orgasm.[40] The cervix may be confused with the anterior or posterior fornix, the deepest point of the vagina, above and below the cervix, respectively.[41] The cervix and fornix are within close proximity of each other, making it possible for there to be indirect and/or simultaneous stimulation between them.[42]








The funny thing about that is, the bigger dicks are more girthy to. More girth=more tactile streching of the pleasurable nerves.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Seuss]
    #8695523 - 07/29/08 12:25 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

It makes a large difference depending if you press completely against the bone or not depending on the amount of fat you have in your pubic region. I'm 6 inches erect not pressed against bone and about 7 pressed against bone.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: yoshikuni]
    #13691855 - 12/27/10 04:26 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Here is poll called What is your penis size
You can see what's average size is :smile:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Penelope]
    #13713587 - 01/01/11 12:08 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I think it's rather fitting it's represented by a bar graph.
A nice visual representation.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Peterthinks]
    #13735154 - 01/05/11 01:07 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

7 incher here...thanx ladies :smile::):):):)


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: sexadelic]
    #13789536 - 01/15/11 01:59 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I feel bad for some voters.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: thenpc]
    #13827520 - 01/21/11 06:09 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Size can help depending on the women, but its a lot more on how you use it. 

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #13827765 - 01/21/11 06:52 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

A little over 6 inches.  Never measured my girth.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Silversoul]
    #13836019 - 01/23/11 09:45 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

NINE PLUSSS BITCHES XD

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: shroom girl]
    #13875225 - 01/30/11 05:49 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

wow i cant belive this topic is for real lol and over 5 pages long

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: demonofchaos]
    #13884176 - 01/31/11 07:51 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I heard a friend describe his erect penis to a girl like this "It's not that it's short, it's actually really thin too!" While she laughed, I am fairly certain he got laid that night. I couldn't tell you if it was true, but it is one of my favorite sayings now. Possibly working the "going into it with negative expectations, in order to gain a favorable response to what you get" angle. Personally I am about as average as they get 6.5" long, average width(haven't measured), and almost perfectly straight. I am glad I could share that with all of you. Please solidify a mental image in your head.  :eatadick:

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Mitchnast]
    #14193169 - 03/27/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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i think measurement would be more accurate if ppl were to use a carpenters square, part their legs at 90 deg.
line up the square down one leg, pitting the corner into the bag-leg (remember that term) and use the other legnth of the square to measure. i tried it that way and got like 11.5  inches :smile:





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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #14193797 - 03/27/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

is it just me who looked at the poll results and was amazed at how dick length is really close to a normal distribution? large sample size for the win.


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14197119 - 03/28/11 10:33 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

One of the most appalling things I have ever seen was around fifteen years ago in a Melbourne University toilet where people were listing the size of their penises (using of course a rude word which I will not name). The whole toilet door contained a list of people with their penis sizes, both limp and erect, which had most probably been gathered by the student who was writing the poll from his friends.

Penis sizes, as I was recently reading in an anthropological textbook, do differ between human populations, but it is very tough to discuss this issue with ordinary people who would envy those with bog penises - and often do so simply because they think big penises are a symbol of power, power, power to get exactly what they want.

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: mianfei]
    #14209792 - 03/30/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #14294567 - 04/15/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

being average rocks

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #28350905 - 06/07/23 01:15 PM (9 months, 6 days ago)

lol I wonder what the descrepancy would be if proof was required


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #28421907 - 08/05/23 01:59 PM (7 months, 9 days ago)

I saw a SouthPark episode on this so I want to be clear.  How are we measuring? :grin:


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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Gumby]
    #28636200 - 01/26/24 08:48 PM (1 month, 21 days ago)

It could be longer if it wasn’t a boomerang

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Re: The Great Penis Size Poll [Re: Basidiocarp]
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