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OfflineAtrium
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7 inch length, 6 inch girth?
    #23032267 - 03/22/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I measured myself recently and found the chart that says this is the ideal size for women. I look at it and it looks small in my opinion, when looking down. It's about as round as my 'ok' sign and when comparing that to a lead pipe that thing suddenly looked big.

So is my dick really basically the perfect size? 7 inches even seems small. I'm caught between "too big must hurt/isn't useful" and "this still looks small".


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OfflineShroomzGod
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Atrium] * 3
    #23032518 - 03/22/16 04:28 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Lol my girlfriend just measured my penis today.. 6 inches, I dunno about girth and all that, have you seen that TMI episode of South Park ? Hilarious and relevant af haha anyways if ur penis is as big as you say it is then your good bro haha, I have to stop having sex with my gf sometimes cuz I hurt her too much when I get really hard. This is weird to be talking about this on the shroomery but it's 3am I'm at work and have nothing better to do. Plus mushrooms kinda look like penis' or vise versa sooo yeah. Lol. Don't be self conscious about your mushroom dude just make sure to follow all the sterile procedures so you don't get any contams or mold :thumbup:


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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Atrium]
    #23032705 - 03/22/16 06:02 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Its all in your head.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Registered: 11/03/12
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23032745 - 03/22/16 06:35 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I forget the term but it's a psychological phenomenon that body builders and such are prone to, but it's also a biological imperative and very normal trait of the human mind. I've said this recently somewhere around here, but satisfaction leaves little room for fulfillment. With great enough aspirations you will get comfortable with your progress in any given form. Fortunately our dicks stop growing at some point. There's a song by Kendrick Lamar that goes,

All my life I want money and power
Respect my mind or die from lead shower
I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel tower
So I can fuck the whole world for 72 hours


And when I heard that I thought to myself how fucking stupid that would be to have an Eiffel tower sized dick, but a moment later I remember that people are absoluately ridiculous so if we could do that sort of thing you just know some asshole would.


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Atrium] * 11
    #23033274 - 03/22/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

oh dude 7 inches so small bro 6 inch round is nothin bro totally got the smallest dick in the world man no shit ur fucked for life completely serious dude dicks too small its fucked never gonna be big enough bro real sad case no bullshit ur screwed dude


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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Atrium] * 2
    #23033338 - 03/22/16 10:45 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Atrium said:
I'm caught between "too big must hurt/isn't useful" and "this still looks small".




Well, yeah that's pretty much the case, though why the heck are you caught between the two when it's YOUR dick :\

I think it should be the girl or guy you are into (don't know your tastes) who would be saying that.

Some are size queens, you're on the larger than average side (assuming 6 in circumference = 2 in diameter or so) so like, why the heck complain about it :shrug:

Oh but you wanted to post a thread about your dick. I see :V


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: micro]
    #23035982 - 03/22/16 11:58 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, given that you've seen the chart I have no idea why you decided to make a thread about it. What are you hoping to accomplish here?


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InvisibleDistorted Vision
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 6
    #23036023 - 03/23/16 12:18 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

He wants us all to say that we think his dick is perfect and that we want all of our holes filled with it.

So I'll start.

Atrium, you king kong dick weilder, please cram your man pole into my funk crevice.


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Anonymous #1

Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #23036212 - 03/23/16 02:43 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

No one picks Thier dick out
Just be happy to have one :fuckinawesome:


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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #23036434 - 03/23/16 06:14 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Just post a pic and get it over with.


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Invisiblemicro
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Quawonk]
    #23036925 - 03/23/16 10:10 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

please don't


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OfflineAtrium
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: micro]
    #23041331 - 03/24/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

That other poster reminded me of the psychological disorder. Body dysmorphia. I suppose that would explain it most accurately. That happens a lot for me, especially in the gym, but comparing dudes my height usually look thinner and more muscular than me. I guess just overall my body image is pretty off. I felt small and weak when people would notably say I'm not (musculature wise). And I'd suppose this even goes into my head. Overall I just feel less strong, attractive, intelligent etc than I really am.


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Atrium] * 1
    #23041341 - 03/24/16 01:04 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Size doesn't matter.  trust me.


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Anonymous #2

Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #23041387 - 03/24/16 01:22 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

:notsureif:


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InvisibleDistorted Vision
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: TheMovement] * 2
    #23043313 - 03/24/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:
Size doesn't matter.  trust me.




Trust Mr. MicroCock, OP.


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude


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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: TheMovement]
    #23043337 - 03/24/16 11:10 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:
Size doesn't matter.  trust me.



It does if you're on the far ends of the spectrum.


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OfflineLove_spirit
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Atrium]
    #23043362 - 03/24/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like a bitch boy pleaser line of thought.
Have some pride.
give up the tuna diving.


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Anonymous #3

Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #23043425 - 03/24/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

was trashed


Edited by Anonymous (03/25/16 08:34 AM)


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InvisibleDistorted Vision
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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #23043470 - 03/25/16 12:13 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I was just messing with you man.. Relax bro. I like you.

Even if you have a midget dick.


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude


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Re: 7 inch length, 6 inch girth? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23043538 - 03/25/16 12:50 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

TheMovement said:
Size doesn't matter.  trust me.



It does if you're on the far ends of the spectrum.




Yeah, or if you have weird dimensions.

Like 4in long with 8in diameter.


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