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OfflineTheMovement
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    #22995710 - 03/11/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I don't know how they breeded with humans and learned our language, but I swear to all of you, on the fucking bible, the qu'ran, the Torah, all of them, that I met a reptillian last night.  She was all talking about how much she loves to change costumes and shit. 

My buddy hooked up with her wednesday night and she ran into me at reggae night so I thought I'd see if what he said was true.  It was.  She was a fucking reptillian!!  Her movements, her mannerisms, everything.  Like the way she would look at me and lick her lips.  The way she moved in for a kiss then drew away at the last second.  Her eyes were mesmerizing and probably part of some reptillian hypnotic bullshit, but she'd look at me and I would just be drawn in, FUCK. 

Are they known for camouflage?  Like she would look like *my* favorite lover ever when we were up close, but when I distanced myself a bit I swear she looked different.. idk man.  shits fucked. 

I swear she licked her lips exactly like a fucking reptile and moved like one.  Fuck.  And when we got back to my place she devoured all my food, smoked a whole bowl in like 3 fucking hits, and bit the shit out of me. I woke up with motherfucking blood in my mouth and on my fucking pillow with little recollection of what happened after we started making out.  My house is a mess though and my food and beer is gone :kingcrankey:

Have you ever met a reptillian?


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: TheMovement] * 1
    #22995720 - 03/11/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

You need to stop getting high friend.


Im glad you had a nice time (=


Edited by WhyDidiDoThis (03/11/16 11:35 AM)


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
    #22995740 - 03/11/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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TORCUTT said:
You need to stop getting high friend.


Im glad you had a nice time (=




Took 3 hits of some good lsd once with a now ex girlfriend, at the time we were dating and the acid made her "skin" underneath her human skin and it was scaley, her eyes were vertical slits and green. I also think this was more of a premonition of "this bitch is toxic dude dip" than her being a reptilian


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: Mescalean] * 3
    #22995743 - 03/11/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Reptillians... [Re: Mescalean]
    #22995745 - 03/11/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

She Can call me? I want to meet her?i.am in Europe ? I would love make ses with her?


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
    #22995748 - 03/11/16 11:42 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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TORCUTT said:
You need to stop getting high friend.


Im glad you had a nice time (=



Dude, the eyes man.  Fucking hypnotic.

It was fun at the time, but I woke up with a :wtf: face on.  Like I want to see her again, it would probably be ALOT more fun if I were on fun drugs, but like, I think she might be a reptillain  :reptiliawen:

She slowed me down, which was cool.  I liked that, a lot.  Maybe i'll try to tag team her with my buddy.


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: champimagik]
    #22995749 - 03/11/16 11:43 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Reptillians... [Re: champimagik]
    #22995752 - 03/11/16 11:46 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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She Can call me? I want to meet her?




No you don't. I wish I never met her.


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: Mescalean]
    #22995819 - 03/11/16 12:16 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Op, I hate to break this to you but that was a tranny you made out with. You were probably drugged and mouth fucked, that's why you had blood on your pillow.


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #22995825 - 03/11/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

The Reptilians are real alright, and they walk among us

I dread the day they decide to take control of the human race


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: TheMovement]
    #22995827 - 03/11/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Ha. I had to laugh a little bit where you said "reptilian hypnotic bullshit" cuz it reminded me of one night years ago when a friend and I were tripping pretty hard and were on a walk after watching Ancient Aliens & bullshitting about aliens on the moon, the moon looked crazy that night & it was hard to look away and my friend referred to it as an Annunaki hypno beam.


Anyway OP..if you see her again we need pics or something 'cause you're soundin a little David Icke'ish right now


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22995829 - 03/11/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Alligators... Are....humans


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: TheMovement]
    #22995851 - 03/11/16 12:27 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

TORCUTT said:
You need to stop getting high friend.


Im glad you had a nice time (=



Dude, the eyes man.  Fucking hypnotic.

It was fun at the time, but I woke up with a :wtf: face on.  Like I want to see her again, it would probably be ALOT more fun if I were on fun drugs, but like, I think she might be a reptillain  :reptiliawen:

She slowed me down, which was cool.  I liked that, a lot.  Maybe i'll try to tag team her with my buddy.



Were you on speed?


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: Eminence]
    #22995873 - 03/11/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Anyway OP..if you see her again we need pics or something 'cause you're soundin a little David Icke'ish right now



I could post a facebook pic but that seems shady and doesn't seem like it's that cool.  I am totally sounding conspiratorial but im telling you man the reptiles are real!!!

No torcutt, I was not on speed, just hella fucking drunk, but fucking her on speed might be fun.


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Re: Reptillians... [Re: TheMovement]
    #22995874 - 03/11/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:facepalm:
sometimes psychedelics users almost seem to validate the forbidden nature of these chemicals...


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