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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: shLong]
    #23033614 - 03/22/16 12:21 PM (8 years, 27 days ago)

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: psilocybinjunkie]
    #23038049 - 03/23/16 03:28 PM (8 years, 26 days ago)

What do you guys think of the rule changes? Touchbacks will be at the 25 and the auto ejection rule for two specific unsportsmanlike conduct calls.

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: WyoMX]
    #23038950 - 03/23/16 08:02 PM (8 years, 25 days ago)

Both benefit offense, i'm not impressed with either rule.

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: psilocybinjunkie]
    #23039086 - 03/23/16 08:37 PM (8 years, 25 days ago)

The new HBO "Hard Knocks" will be following the Los Angeles Rams (feels weird saying that again)

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: shLong]
    #23039917 - 03/24/16 12:17 AM (8 years, 25 days ago)

They are back in LA seems fine, shorter trip for the Hawks so that's good :grin:

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: WyoMX]
    #23040292 - 03/24/16 04:07 AM (8 years, 25 days ago)

I think I like the automatic ejection for 2 unsportsmanlike conducts, but they have to call them better; not just screw the defense.

    I like the no chopblocks whatsoever.

    I'm still trying to figure out this kickoff return stuff. I know they calculated that this was a high injury play, and then they made rules to try to avoid kickoff returns whatsoever. That was kind of fucked up, so the touchback to the 25 instead of the 20 might be a good compromise. Kickoffs used to be exciting plays, but they were probably the most high speed head on collisions. I guess the punt returner is still the guy who is going to get fucked up.


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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: Brian Jones]
    #23040366 - 03/24/16 05:48 AM (8 years, 25 days ago)

So the kickers drop it at the five because they have a higher chance of stopping the runner before he hits the touchback mark. Sooner or later they're going to totally fag out and do away with the whole thing. You know, because it's so sad seeing millionaires work for their money.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23041326 - 03/24/16 12:59 PM (8 years, 25 days ago)

No shit. Gotta agree with you sunra. They get paid millions to do what I do for fun. As I wasn't big enough but still played them all. Can throw a perfect spiral. Can ball with fools twice my size.

Wrestling was my best. As its designed by weight. Took 1st in regionals 2nd in state freshman year. I got offered a full ride to keep wrestling. But my joints are so fucked. I tore the muscle from the bone sophomore year. Right hip hairline fracture. In practice. Zzzz When I get out of low cars or using my right leg to get up it still drops me.

It's not an acute pain that I actually feel I literally just drop to my knee. I can't believe honestly that it's been this bad I couldn't run for a year. Going on 6 years since it happened. Fucking ouch.

I've had to roll off of bitches during sex. Talk about embarrassing. But it locks up and it's something I have to deal with I suppose.


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Edited by Enjoywho (03/24/16 01:04 PM)

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23042032 - 03/24/16 04:36 PM (8 years, 24 days ago)

At least you're gettin sum! I'm sure if you have to roll off it ain't too long before you figure out another position. Shit. Bitches probably like it better with the variety. Honestly, for most of my years of fucking there weren't nothin I liked more than just standard missionary but these days I won't do nothing but lay back and let the bitch ride. If she gets tired of bouncing it's pretty much over lol


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23042087 - 03/24/16 04:56 PM (8 years, 24 days ago)

I'm sure the chubba wubbas can bounce for the necessary 15 seconds.


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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23042407 - 03/24/16 06:37 PM (8 years, 24 days ago)

Quote:

TheFakeSunRa said:
At least you're gettin sum! I'm sure if you have to roll off it ain't too long before you figure out another position. Shit. Bitches probably like it better with the variety. Honestly, for most of my years of fucking there weren't nothin I liked more than just standard missionary but these days I won't do nothing but lay back and let the bitch ride. If she gets tired of bouncing it's pretty much over lol




Oh ya there always totally cool about it. When it locks up it fucking hurts. I've stepped out of many a low car and immediately drop. That's basically what I do. Let the bitch ride. :lol:

Fuck sorry about that. Then give a condensed version of the story. Ride my dick.

I just can't believe it's lasted so long. When the doctors took xrays you could see it. But didn't do anything. For a person that walks 15 miles a day not including work. It sucks apparently it's life long.

I've had to repurpose everything I'm right handed and footed. My left side is basically retarded. I can nail a cross beam from the key in soccer but a 10 yard pass is beyond my left side. It just feels awkward as fuck.

All of this Happaned in practice. Intense fella I was more of a control person. Lrg rider.  I was never the biggest so I learned control. I could easily beat my friends. One dude hit the mat Crying. Why can't I beat you. As I'm hardly trying. You have a lot to learn young grasshopper.

Loved that kid and sometimes I would fuck with him but I wanted him to beat me
He was 30 lbs heavier and stronger. I used to beat our 230 lb dude and I was 120. It's the technacial skills that win.

One of my favorie memories was actually taking down a kid who went on to Ohio state in freestyle. He proceeded to whip my ass but that kid was fucking good. He mopped the floor with me more times than I can count.

And the girls they always used the cheapest move in the book. Head and arms. Girls have wider hips. More power. Than we got to freestyle. She didn't score a single point I teched her. Dodged her 1 move than scored 47 points.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

Edited by Enjoywho (03/24/16 07:09 PM)

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: zappaisgod]
    #23043811 - 03/25/16 05:35 AM (8 years, 24 days ago)

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zappaisgod said:
I'm sure the chubba wubbas can bounce for the necessary 15 seconds.




Yep.

That's all it took before I jizzed up your retard daughter.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23043815 - 03/25/16 05:44 AM (8 years, 24 days ago)

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All of this Happaned in practice




Iverson would be fucking furious about this, man.

You're talking about practice???

:macdre:

Seriously though, that's why I don't blame kids who are playing 8 a side skill ball football in those city leagues instead of full contact in high school. High school coaches are all bitchy about it but why the fuck should they go blast out their bodies and get nothing in return?

If they choose to do it then they shouldn't be bitches about it but if they choose not to do it their coaches shouldn't bitch about it. It's a personal decision. Like I said, I chose to WATCH the game. Not that I could play worth a shit anyway. And wrestling and boxing and that shit? I never wanted any of that. I respect the shit out of it but I didn't want to play. No sir.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23044360 - 03/25/16 11:06 AM (8 years, 24 days ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I'm sure the chubba wubbas can bounce for the necessary 15 seconds.




Yep.

That's all it took before I jizzed up your retard daughter.



We can always count on you.


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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: zappaisgod]
    #23044407 - 03/25/16 11:26 AM (8 years, 24 days ago)

Yep unfortunately. My joints are fucked. Ah well is what it is. Not much I can do about it now. Except bitch about it.


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"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23047024 - 03/26/16 03:27 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

RG3 to Cleveland. IDK how much the money was. I know its a one year, not necessarily 2 year contract. I don't think it will make the Browns into contenders, but it should make them more exciting, and a lot of "contenders" with shit QBs are going to be second guessing themselves about not taking the chance.

    I don't know what I would do if I was a GM. The QB market has gone stupid; 23 million even if you're not very good.

    Tom Brady is playing for one million this year, just in case they suspend him so the game checks won't be worth shit. Then he gets 10, 20 and 20.


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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: Brian Jones]
    #23047060 - 03/26/16 03:54 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

As an NFL QB RG3 has the same shortcomings as Manziel. I think they should have invested more in grooming Weeden.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23047088 - 03/26/16 04:24 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

I'm not sure. Manziel is multiyear headcase, who has never really accomplished anything. RG3 had a great year and he blew out his knee. The following year he probably talked too much, because he thought he was a star, but one year doesn't make you a star.


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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #23047481 - 03/26/16 09:15 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

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As an NFL QB RG3 has the same shortcomings as Manziel. I think they should have invested more in grooming Weeden.



They aren't the same at all.  RGIII got busted up and Manziel is a drunken retard.


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Re: NFL 2016-2017 [Re: zappaisgod]
    #23047826 - 03/26/16 11:28 AM (8 years, 23 days ago)

RG3 has proven he can at least have 1 good season in the NFL. Manziel has proven jack shit so I don't see why he's worth the trouble unless your 100% certain he's changed his ways. That could mean an entire season out of the NFL unless Manziel goes into treatment like today so he'd be ready for training camp. I don't think rehab works but I'm pretty sure no team will take a chance on him without that "TREATMENT" PR move first.

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