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Offlinedr.greenfurn
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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: maui]
    #22979008 - 03/06/16 11:32 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

hahah that's what happens when you fuck a shady slut.

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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: dr.greenfurn] * 1
    #22979071 - 03/06/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I've come to the conclusion just this week that all women are governed by emotions and they give no fucks about us. A good 85% of them are whores deep down. Even the married ones. They most of the time only want three things. Money, sex, or for to raise their children they had with some other guy. This is just my experience.


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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: Dark_Star]
    #22979224 - 03/06/16 12:49 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Dark_Star said:
I swear some of the guys on this board would hold their girlfriend's hair while she went down on another guy.




:lol:

Right?


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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22979271 - 03/06/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

Dark_Star said:
I swear some of the guys on this board would hold their girlfriend's hair while she went down on another guy.




While giving her a backrub and offering emotional support




:rofl:

Alright this wins the internet for the day. I'm done with it now.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: Enjoywho] * 3
    #22979417 - 03/06/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

.......and give her a big sloppy kiss when she's done. :rimshot:


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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
    #22979471 - 03/06/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Are you suggesting that they would swap the load that the other guy shot in her mouth.....:lol: eewwwwwww

:smugjerry:

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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: Boomer The Great] * 1
    #22979552 - 03/06/16 02:32 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

We've all seen stranger things. Internet and all.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22979568 - 03/06/16 02:38 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

Dark_Star said:
I swear some of the guys on this board would hold their girlfriend's hair while she went down on another guy.




While giving her a backrub and offering emotional support




This


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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: Dark_Star]
    #22979739 - 03/06/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
.......and give her a big sloppy kiss when she's done. :rimshot:



Noticing a trend of submissive fucks on the internet who would keep their pussy if it was on fire.

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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: dixienormous]
    #22979750 - 03/06/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

this dude in my high school got a tattoo of his GF after dating for a few months. They didn't fuck at that point. She ended up losing her vcard to her ex boyfriend. They stayed together after he found out. She kept fucking her ex on the side for years. They stayed together for 3-5 years on and off and she was constantly putting out to side pieces

This is not a healthy relationship people

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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: dixienormous]
    #22979765 - 03/06/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

oooh, she turned the argument around on you and started accusing you of bullshit stuff?
That's manipulative as fuck. Maybe she is lonely, and maybe you do make her uncomfortable and don't trust her - still she done fucked up and if those things are true she did not handle it like an adult should.

There's no way that she couldn't know that it's inappropriate for someone in a relationship to be on a dating site without the explicit consent of their SO, and the fact that she wasn't apologetic and just tried to turn it around on you speaks volumes. Y'all have some shit to work through if you feel like this relationship is worth saving - it would probably be over if I were in your shoes, but I know that's easier said than done.

Either way, she was very much in the wrong, not you, regardless of whatever baggage the two of you have to talk through(speaking of which, seriously give couples counseling some consideration if you're gonna stay in this - I know there's a stigma, but therapy is a very valuable tool if you use it right).

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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #22979771 - 03/06/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

PENIS :smile:

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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: MagneticDragon] * 2
    #22979795 - 03/06/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Magicalorangutan?


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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: MagneticDragon]
    #22979797 - 03/06/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:puppet:

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Re: Caught my girlfriend on OKCupid [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22980827 - 03/06/16 08:50 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

No just don't fuck a hoe lol^


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