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InvisibleAlexestalex
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22991996 - 03/10/16 11:00 AM (8 years, 20 days ago)

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Asante said:
And maybe Alex put her on a path towards getting and spreading AIDS.




In a year from now, he'll run into her again at one of the free clinics Alex goes to to pretend he has HIV.




Oh that's him? Well that story was an outright lie I know someone who works at the clinic he claims he does that, he doesn't even know the procedures. So this story is probably a lie too.




What "procedures" are you talking about?

This is how one gets an HIV test done at the hassle free clinic

1) you call them and make an appointment. you dont have to give any personal information besides your first name.
2) you show up to your appointment (once again, they don't ask for any ID, health card, etc) , they take a tiny blood sample, and a minute later they tell you whether you're HIV positive or not

I don't know why you have this idea in your head that getting an HIV test done is some complicated, difficult, time consuming task. It's really not.


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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #22992002 - 03/10/16 11:01 AM (8 years, 20 days ago)

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18 days since that moment op got a bargain on the street.

How is your Johnson?




My dick is fine, thanks for asking. Condoms FTW.


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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22992204 - 03/10/16 11:51 AM (8 years, 20 days ago)

Youre an animal. The fucked up teeth/depraved lfestyle would've been a dealbreaker for me :shrug:


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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Asante]
    #22992589 - 03/10/16 01:24 PM (8 years, 20 days ago)

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Alexestalex said:
So I was at the train station today, heading towards the food court. There was this chick, a few years older than me, who was panhandling. I walked past her and she asked me for money and I jokingly replied "I'll give you $20 if you suck my dick." She replied okay and I was like lol are you serious. I checked my wallet and told her I only had $15. She's like fine.

So we headed to the Starbucks bathroom, I threw on a condom, and she sucked me off.

She wasn't attractive or anything- very junkie/sorta homeless looking with yellowish teeth, definitely not the kind of girl I'd wanna show off to my friends, but nometheless she seemed very fuckable.

I asked her for her #  and she said she didn't have a cellphone but she took my number down and said she'd call me. It would be cool if I can hook up with her again, maybe when I'm high on vyvanse, and have a kinky fuck session. Or  let my friends fuck her if she's down.

$15 for a BJ, can't beat that. She was pretty good too.

Someone knocked on the bathroom door while I was getting head and I said "I'll cum out in a minute" haha,

I bought her am espresso after with my Starbucks gift card, I'm such a gentleman.

Ever been sucked off in the bathroom? Have you ever fucked a cheap hooker?





Asshole! :eek:

You exploited the situation of someone in dire need for cash to get a sexual favor for 15 dollars.

If she proposed it thats one thing but it was your idea to sexually exploit her.

That's a dick move man, enjoy the karma :sad:



Dude get a fucking grip...


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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #22992614 - 03/10/16 01:31 PM (8 years, 20 days ago)

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Alexestalex said:

What "procedures" are you talking about?

This is how one gets an HIV test done at the hassle free clinic

1) you call them and make an appointment. you dont have to give any personal information besides your first name.
2) you show up to your appointment (once again, they don't ask for any ID, health card, etc) , they take a tiny blood sample, and a minute later they tell you whether you're HIV positive or not

I don't know why you have this idea in your head that getting an HIV test done is some complicated, difficult, time consuming task. It's really not.




I can verify that this is accurate HIV screening procedure.

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