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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Mandarinfish] * 1
    #22920673 - 02/18/16 06:49 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Oh, spore baby.  You so silly.

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Invisible1234go
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22920784 - 02/18/16 07:19 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Oh, spore baby.  You so silly.




thanks for the tip..


:themoreyouknow:

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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: 1234go]
    #22920804 - 02/18/16 07:27 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Oh, spore baby.  You so silly.




thanks for the tip..


:themoreyouknow:



i hate it when he only gives me the tip


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Smoke_key412]
    #22920852 - 02/18/16 07:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Smoke_key412 said:
I live somewhere with a high homeless problem. And bin offered bj's from homeless girls. Like six or seven times now...I always just give them a 5 and keep walking... After my bj




Fixed.

I have no problem with prostitutes wish it was legal wouldn't partake but would rather cut out the middle management.

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Offlineak47myth
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: koods]
    #22921091 - 02/18/16 09:04 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

koods said:
This is a truly disturbing story, if true. What kind of person makes a crude sexual advance on someone who is desperate and asking for money.



This.

Pretty gross story. I only fuck with a chick if i find her attractive. I dont mess with no uglies.

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Invisible1234go
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: ak47myth] * 3
    #22921104 - 02/18/16 09:07 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ak47myth said:
Quote:

koods said:
This is a truly disturbing story, if true. What kind of person makes a crude sexual advance on someone who is desperate and asking for money.



This.

Pretty gross story. I only fuck with a chick if i find her attractive. I dont mess with no uglies.




Seriously? You chose that post in particular to respond with "THIS. i only fuck attractive girls, no uglies"

There's no connection whatsoever between your post and his.

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Invisibleimpatientguy
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: ak47myth]
    #22921110 - 02/18/16 09:10 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ak47myth said:
Quote:

koods said:
This is a truly disturbing story, if true. What kind of person makes a crude sexual advance on someone who is desperate and asking for money.



This.

Pretty gross story. I only fuck with a chick if i find her attractive. I dont mess with no uglies.



Haha yeah the fact that she was homely was the disgusting part!

I mean if she was attractive it would have been a much less gross story. Right?


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Invisibletrekie
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Alexestalex] * 2
    #22921617 - 02/18/16 11:37 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Op get pics of your gutter slag. I won't judge.


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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: trekie]
    #22921629 - 02/18/16 11:42 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Me neither. Maybe we can tag team her for a 20 spot.


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Offlinemuddy
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Enjoywho]
    #22921642 - 02/18/16 11:49 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

$15? hmmm...



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Invisible1234go
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: trekie] * 3
    #22921667 - 02/19/16 12:01 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
gutter slag




gutter slag, nice..i like it. :thumbup:

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OfflineJoem204
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #22921684 - 02/19/16 12:11 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

You are confused son. She isn't a junkie slut because she charged you! That makes her a junkie whore, which in my opinion is a much better class of junkie!

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InvisibleRepertoire89
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Joem204]
    #22925426 - 02/20/16 02:12 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:junkieslut:  vs  :junkiewhore:

I prefer :junkieslag:

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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Registered: 07/10/11
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Repertoire89]
    #22925429 - 02/20/16 02:13 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:bargainbinblowjobs:

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Invisibledeadwk
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Alexestalex]
    #22925591 - 02/20/16 05:13 AM (8 years, 1 month ago)

About 4 years ago I was on a 5 day coke binge, hadn't showered, and found a SUPER cheap escort, $20 for a blowjob :rofl:

Personally with cheap hookers your more likely to catch a disease.


High-end escorts are absolutely amazing.

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InvisibleLobsterSauceDiscord
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: deadwk]
    #22991163 - 03/10/16 01:49 AM (8 years, 20 days ago)

18 days since that moment op got a bargain on the street.

How is your Johnson?

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Offlinemy3rdeye
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22991211 - 03/10/16 02:48 AM (8 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
Quote:

Asante said:
And maybe Alex put her on a path towards getting and spreading AIDS.




In a year from now, he'll run into her again at one of the free clinics Alex goes to to pretend he has HIV.




Oh that's him? Well that story was an outright lie I know someone who works at the clinic he claims he does that, he doesn't even know the procedures. So this story is probably a lie too.

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OfflineOceanshore23Forest
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22991226 - 03/10/16 03:01 AM (8 years, 20 days ago)

danny, that is cheap


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Offlinekoods
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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: Oceanshore23Forest]
    #22991227 - 03/10/16 03:05 AM (8 years, 20 days ago)

How much do you charge?


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Re: I got a blowjob for $15 today [Re: koods]
    #22991230 - 03/10/16 03:07 AM (8 years, 20 days ago)

i wouldnt know i havent done that,,,...


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I was the Head honcho And...... i still am
Jonas is everready
matthew is a psychiatrist
Marcus is a therapist
Arthur has Appeared .....
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The drugs i use: Day: Clozaril 400mg, Zyprexa, 15mg, Seroquel 20mg, Risperdal 6mg, Invega 9mg The all in One Curved Rounded Pillar, Klonopin 1mg, Truvada The now mushroomm, Tivicay the Daydreams mushroom, Gabapentin 600mg Night: Lithium 300mg, Ativan 3mg, 5Htp, Trazodone 100mg, Hydroxyzine 2 at sleep time.
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