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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: PanzerCubed]
#22865295 - 02/04/16 08:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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some aussie chick is about to get in the ocean and almost gets hit by lightning, her bf whos filming goes wild babbling all kinds of weird incomprehensible aussie sounds.
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Atreyu
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#22865309 - 02/04/16 08:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Atreyu]
#22865317 - 02/04/16 08:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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oh wtf. 
whys mine broken
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Atreyu
Never Ending


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#22865342 - 02/04/16 08:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Because that person deleted their account-
I typed the description and got the video, had 3 views when I found it.
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toroidalpastry
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 *DELETED* [Re: Atreyu]
#22865375 - 02/04/16 08:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Post deleted by toroidalpastryReason for deletion: video gone
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Chuckfinely
another round for me an my buddy

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: toroidalpastry]
#22865728 - 02/04/16 10:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have never heard an accent like that..
He sounds like hes talking through a bite guard after being hit in the stomach
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trekie
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Chuckfinely] 1
#22867282 - 02/05/16 11:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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 DURHAM, NH—Delivering an impassioned statement Friday during a campaign stop at Lou’s Diner, Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie reportedly described the jihadist militant group ISIS as a “grave, towering, meaty threat” to the United States while staring intently at a customer’s corned beef sandwich. “They are a violent, hateful, mouthwateringly delicious force that’s stacked high throughout the Middle East,” said Christie, licking his lips and promising the restaurant patron that the savage, savory extremists “wouldn’t last 30 seconds” under his administration. “These salt-cured, thinly sliced, melt-in-your-mouth radicals want nothing more than to force the world to live under strict, melty Swiss cheese. Well, let me tell you: When I’m president, I won’t stop until we get those thick-cut rye bread fundamentalists in our hands, squeeze them down, and finish off every last brutal, succulent morsel of that delectable menace, reducing their terror network to crumbs.” At press time, Christie was explaining that to truly demolish the ruthless, juicy Islamic fundamentalists, he would seek to enlist the help of the Russian dressing.
 FORT WORTH, TX—Smiling softly as he closed the picture book he had been reading and looked down at his young grandson sound asleep, Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush reportedly whispered into the toddler’s ear while tucking him into bed Wednesday night that no one would ever push him into running for president. “My sweet boy, I swear that nobody will ever pressure you to commission polls to test your national electability or keep trying to put you in touch with family members’ old campaign staffers—not ever,” said Bush in a hushed murmur, his eyes reportedly welling with tears as he pulled the covers up to the boy’s chin and vowed to protect him from those who would repeatedly tell him that a path to the presidency would be easy for an establishment candidate with considerable name recognition. “You can grow up to be anything you want to be—a doctor, a firefighter, you name it—and you’ll never, ever have to set foot in New Hampshire. Or you can just stay in state-level politics, if that’s what you know you want. I promise.” At press time, sources confirmed Bush could be seen looking back at his grandson from the bedroom doorway, a single tear visibly streaking down his cheek before he stepped into the hallway to take a call from a high-level donor
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: trekie] 7
#22871169 - 02/06/16 01:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Adolin




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: 404] 8
#22872245 - 02/06/16 06:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Adolin]
#22873389 - 02/06/16 11:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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THats probably one of the most fucked up things I've ever read.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#22873404 - 02/06/16 11:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i would've just tried to bang kristin wiig if that's how it went down. . .
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SloppyJoseph
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 *DELETED* [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 2
#22873469 - 02/06/16 11:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Post deleted by SloppyJosephReason for deletion: get me out of this thread
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: SloppyJoseph] 8
#22873663 - 02/07/16 12:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've never been to 4chan or reddit or twitter. Or pintrest I don't think



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tealeaf
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#22874769 - 02/07/16 10:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Isn't that the actress Melissa McCarthy in the Ghost Busters story?
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Tantrika
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: memes] 11
#22875066 - 02/07/16 12:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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morrowasted
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Tantrika] 6
#22880503 - 02/08/16 08:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Phleg
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: morrowasted]
#22880573 - 02/08/16 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jean-guy Masta
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: The Phleg]
#22887069 - 02/10/16 10:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 5 [Re: Jean-guy Masta] 1
#22888712 - 02/10/16 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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she looks like yoda's sister if she were human and had down syndrome
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