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OfflineJody
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can you pass the ultimate acid test
    #2283897 - 01/29/04 12:27 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Looking for something to do after dosing up? You need a plan the week before, go to your local city hall and enquire as to whether or not they hav a "community police ride along program". It's where you fill out some paperwork get it signed by magistrate and get to ride along with the cops for an evening. Some cities and towns don't allow this anymore due to insurance reasons, but most do. I've done it full mode trip. A little scary at first but after a while I was loving it. Not a good idea if you can't handle an intense trip. No there were no exciting car chases or anything mostly routine shit minus the bad car wreck we got called on that was a bit freaky, but still lots of cool lights and sirens. Well worth the planning ahead if you think you can handle it. Just hope none of your paranoid ass triping friends see you riding around in a cop car with undue explanation,or youllhave to move

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OfflineTheCow
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2283905 - 01/29/04 12:30 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Thats utterly the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. Im not saying it's good or bad. It's just hands down the most ridiculous.

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Offlinenerveagent
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2283915 - 01/29/04 12:32 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

FUCK THAT!! :eek: :crazy2: :shiftyeyes:

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Offlinedomite
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: TheCow]
    #2283942 - 01/29/04 12:39 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TheCow said:
Thats utterly the most ridiculous thing I have ever read.  Im not saying it's good or bad.  It's just hands down the most ridiculous.




:thumbup:

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OfflineRedstorm
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2284390 - 01/29/04 03:00 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Wow, my mind has never even though something that crazy.  :eek:

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InvisibleSixCee
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Redstorm]
    #2284516 - 01/29/04 03:40 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Horrible car wreck... while tripping? Yeah fuck that.


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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: SixCee]
    #2284700 - 01/29/04 04:44 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Hmm ya Fuck That!

Anything police wise and tripping is not good.. unless of course you like police


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Offlinethe free thinker
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Fungushungry]
    #2284874 - 01/29/04 05:48 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA, ROFL.

Why would any sane person go OUT of their way to be chilling with the POLICE while they're TRIPPING? Sounds like a pretty stupid idea to me...


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OfflineHATU
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2284926 - 01/29/04 06:12 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Worst idea EVERRRRRR.
(Comic book guy from the Simpsons voice)

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Offlinecrobar33
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: HATU]
    #2285018 - 01/29/04 06:54 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Im sober and you managed to make me laugh my ass off, thanks................fuk Im gonna pisss myself its so funney.

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OfflineBluewave
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: crobar33]
    #2285171 - 01/29/04 07:44 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I call BULLSHIT
Besides everyone knows the REAL ultimate acid test is to grease up an electric outlet while peaking, stick yer willie in & play LIGHTENING LOBOTOMY


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InvisibleAdden
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2285202 - 01/29/04 07:55 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

That's not the "Ultimate" acid test, but obviously a lot of you couldn't pull it off. What's the cop going to do? For one, he thinks you're just as power-hungry and (will one day be) as power-abusing as he is. I bet they get off brainwashing kids on their ridealong. He'd never suspect you to take a high dose of a psychedelic anyway, and you'd be clean. What are you going to do, get pulled over?!

This might be the ultimate acid test for n00bs, but not something remotely near impossible.

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OfflineGridge420
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2285355 - 01/29/04 08:49 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I dont know about most of you people. But I normaly duck and dodge those mofos, only time i ride is in the back seat...


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Offlinegreenhaze
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2286539 - 01/30/04 07:56 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

damn, that's insane

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Offlineetard
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: greenhaze]
    #2286855 - 01/30/04 10:59 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I've had to be around my grandpa (cop) while tripping. Not a problem. Hell, I've even talked to him about drugs while tripping. He's a very right winged, uniformed, gun-toting bastard. Anyway, just wanted to throw that in the menagerie.


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OfflineLlamanose
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2287587 - 01/30/04 04:21 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Wow. That sounds like one of the LEAST enjoyable things I've ever heard to do while tripping.


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OfflineJack001
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2287777 - 01/30/04 05:49 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

LOL cmon guys, give the guy some credit. If I'm stoned and don't smell like it, or drunk and not stumbling, I'll talk to the cops just for fun. Usually, because YOU approached THEM, they'll just make smalltalk with you or whatever. Now, I'm not going to do this on a shroom trip, I think personally there's too high a probability of freaking out, but STILL it sounds like a cool idea.. Maybe something awesome for a low-dose trip. Remember you're going to be traveling the whole time and shit, so it'll be like a little adventure... Not to mention the fun of resisting the cop's influence, and interpreting it and shit.

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Offlinedjd586
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2290820 - 01/31/04 10:52 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

hmmm, what to do... do a ride along with cop and trip balls on acid or strap 50 lbs of raw meat to my body and wrestle a lion. Descision, descision...


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: Jody]
    #2290876 - 01/31/04 11:28 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

Definately not impossible. My favorite thing to do (when I could get my hands on cid which was every day in 1998 - 2001) was to dose up while out at lunch break during school. To be totally honest the first time I ever dosed was while I was out at lunch. It was in my mindset that "I MUST NOT LET ANYONE KNOW" that I was tripping balls in school around all those students and teachers. It wasn't very hard for me seeing as I am a shy person in the first place. I had my hand resting on the desk in math class the period after lunch and it seemed as if the shadow of my hand on the desk led to some sort of forth dimension as I seen it. After that it was smooth sailing for 4 more classes =]. Very intense but there's nothing you can't handle if your mindset is right.


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OfflineBluewave
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Re: can you pass the ultimate acid test [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #2290883 - 01/31/04 11:32 PM (20 years, 1 month ago)

djd586, :grin:  thats funny m8


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